What is the person above hiding in their closet?

Sweet_A

FabulousFantasticFifty

The Poinsettia she killed by over watering, the one she forgot to water, and the one she played "He Loves Me Not" with.

RLWatson70

Her birth certificate… that shoulder doesn’t look a day over 30. 😏

slimgirljo15

A tattoo gun

FabulousFantasticFifty

A Potato Gun, Bazooka and 16" Hunting knife with a serrated edge.

sandejones

cmsienk

NVintage

cmsienk

sandejones

cmsienk

FabulousFantasticFifty

Her leather mini skirt and thigh high boots she wears for "Date night". 😉

terrordawg

The map that leads to the infamous One Eyed Willy and his pirate booty

JustAMurmur

A whole bunch of monkeys and only one banana

slimgirljo15

Valentines Day Chocolates.. they all have one bite out of them.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Old AC/DC concert ticket stubs 🎟️🎫🎟️🎫🎟️🎫🎟️🎫

sandejones

The neighbors mail that keeps getting sent to the wrong house number.

Yannaove

Their 1992 Lisa Frank sticker collection shrine

FabulousFantasticFifty

Michael Jackson's other white glove

Sweet_A

Her wedding dress! 👰🏻‍♀️

Ironwoman1111

I can’t even say it!👀😲🤭 I don’t want to get kicked out of here again 😂

lx1x

Victoria secret outfits.. 😳

Ironwoman1111

How the mel did you know?!😲 Apparently space binoculars!😱😂

Okillhavecake

I dear say 🙊

Ironwoman1111

Hmmm… 👀🤔 looks like he might be doing some exotic dancing on the side. Just part time.😂🎶🕺🏻🎵

FabulousFantasticFifty

Skin tight jeans stiletto heels and bustiers in several styles and colours

slimgirljo15

Her wedding dress

Minion_training_program

Not me unfortunatly ... 😥

@PaperDoll_ we 💕 you

FabulousFantasticFifty

Love notes to @PaperDoll

Ironwoman1111

An assortment of electric massagers.