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eviction notice.. to make official

eaalonzo11
eaalonzo11 Posts: 30 Member
edited November 2024 in Health and Weight Loss
eviction notice

Dear fat cells:
It has come to our attention that you have exceeded the 30% occupancy limit for this body.  

Therefore, starting immediately, you are hereby given notice, that you must vacate the property.  Your space has been redesignated for the new tenants: oxygen and nutrient rich muscle cells.  Their approved move in date is with the next meal.  

The water transportation department will be increasing to assist your moving.  Muscles are also scheduled to be increased, with permission to rearrange, stretch and strengthen, and will assist your leaving.   

It will not be pretty for fat cell tenants who try to subliminally sabatogue this change, or dig in.  You are forewarned that your food supplies of sugar and empty calories will be further cut back or eliminated.

I know this change will be hard, but it is necessary for the good of all in the long run.  Thank you for your assistance in quickly leaving with a good attitude.  

Replies

  • Old_Cat_Lady
    Old_Cat_Lady Posts: 1,193 Member
    And, give them their deposit back if they leave everything in good condition.
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
    TheWJordinWJordin wrote: »
    And, give them their deposit back if they leave everything in good condition.

    Oh yeah like that will happen. Have you seen what they do to the support walls!
  • lorrpb
    lorrpb Posts: 11,463 Member
    haha good one!
  • ktekc
    ktekc Posts: 879 Member
    Rent control. . . they and their family have been there for generations.
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