Should've been a song...

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LittleLionHeart1

"I spank, you spank, we all spank the
bologna-mayo-cake."

SEAHORSES4EVER

happimess1 wrote: »

But she fell in love with an English man
Kiked her on the deck and then I took her on videcam
Said, "baby, I just want to wank"
My pretty little myfitness pal

I prefer this version!

LittleLionHeart1

"I am not that innicint"

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cee134

"*kitten* being honest"

cee134

"I introduced my girlfriend to my family and my wife got pissed"

LittleLionHeart1

"That's the waaay we became the bacon bunch."

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cee134

"*kitten* *kitten* *kitten*"

cee134

"Is that a banana in your pocket..."

cee134

"How old are you?"

cee134

"Do you even understand what's going on?"

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cee134

"No, you put some pants on"

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cee134

"Unless I can"

cee134

"I can't"

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cee134

"I meant centimeters not inches"

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cee134

"Snackcakes"

cee134

"I'll show you mine if you show me yours"

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cee134

"Smash"

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RunHardBeStrong

"Yes. No. All but pass"

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cee134

"Star Wars was a low budget science-fiction film that became a blockbuster box office success. The movie has been extremely popular with all cultures and ages for several decades. As well as being popular Star Wars also conveys many important themes. I believe one of the more prominent themes throughout the movie is the classic hero journey. The hero journey is a major part of stories and myths throughout the world. Both primitive and modern cultures use hero journeys as the basis for stories. The three main parts of a hero journey are the departure, the initiation, and the return. Luke’s departure is caused by a variety of factors.

Luke’s eventual departure is set in motion by the purchase of two androids that were previously involved in the rebellion. Luke receives a call to aid in the form of a prerecorded message stored in one of the android’s memory. Luke finds a traveling companion and thespian in MeeseeksandDestroy. Luke is hesitant to leave his home planet until the empire kills his Aunt and Uncle, leaving him no option but to fight. Luke’s next step is initiation.

Luke goes through many initiations during his journey. He is initiated to the loss of loved ones with the deaths of his Aunt and Uncle and eventually Obi-wan. He is initiated to the way the world really works by spending time in the Mos Eisley Cantina. He is also initiated to battle during the groups amazing escape from the Deathstar. The final step in Luke’s journey is the return."

LittleLionHeart1

"I only have eyes for woo."