Watching porn to relax

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  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    I asked you to get whipped cream by the pound. Not this, tartan pants.

    I got carried away ! Now I'm away to crawl under my rock of shame

    That sounds like the beginning scenes of 'George of the Bunghole' watch out for that tree!
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    I wonder what you use the Discovery channel for.
  • HeliumIsNoble
    HeliumIsNoble Posts: 1,213 Member
    I thought this was going to be a thread about exaggerated Fitbit burns.

    Turns out it's just a social experiment. Boring.
  • djeffreys10
    djeffreys10 Posts: 2,312 Member
    I am just trying to understand this whole "24 minutes" thing. If I make it through 5 minutes, that porn just isn't doing it for me.
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    I am just trying to understand this whole "24 minutes" thing. If I make it through 5 minutes, that porn just isn't doing it for me.

    That's probably because your a guy. Sex isn't an emergency, it isn't a race. Us women like to take our time :wink:

    You must not have children. It is a race after kids come along. :lol:
  • sw33tp3a1
    sw33tp3a1 Posts: 5,065 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I am just trying to understand this whole "24 minutes" thing. If I make it through 5 minutes, that porn just isn't doing it for me.

    That's probably because your a guy. Sex isn't an emergency, it isn't a race. Us women like to take our time :wink:

    You must not have children. It is a race after kids come along. :lol:

    Haha truth! Yay for back to school :p
  • MrsLannister
    MrsLannister Posts: 347 Member
    Just listened to Jon Ronson's Butterfly Effect podcast. Interesting perspectives on porn.
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  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    sw33tp3a1 wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I am just trying to understand this whole "24 minutes" thing. If I make it through 5 minutes, that porn just isn't doing it for me.

    That's probably because your a guy. Sex isn't an emergency, it isn't a race. Us women like to take our time :wink:

    You must not have children. It is a race after kids come along. :lol:

    Haha truth! Yay for back to school :p

    Two weeks for us!

    ..not that that will change race status in the bedroom. There's no time to waste, I've got *kitten* to do and youtube videos to watch.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    I am just trying to understand this whole "24 minutes" thing. If I make it through 5 minutes, that porn just isn't doing it for me.

    That's probably because your a guy. Sex isn't an emergency, it isn't a race. Us women like to take our time :wink:

    I often don't. I usually like to get things moving.

    back the truck right up to the dock?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I am just trying to understand this whole "24 minutes" thing. If I make it through 5 minutes, that porn just isn't doing it for me.

    That's probably because your a guy. Sex isn't an emergency, it isn't a race. Us women like to take our time :wink:

    I often don't. I usually like to get things moving.

    like this ?

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  • Kintsugi_Haikyo
    Kintsugi_Haikyo Posts: 361 Member
    I wasn't going to enter this thread with a ten foot pole. But I'm glad I did.
  • Kintsugi_Haikyo
    Kintsugi_Haikyo Posts: 361 Member
    It's not so great. It's ten feet in diameter.
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  • Kintsugi_Haikyo
    Kintsugi_Haikyo Posts: 361 Member
    Maybe relaxing after, but not during...
  • Chieflrg
    Chieflrg Posts: 9,097 Member
    I am just trying to understand this whole "24 minutes" thing. If I make it through 5 minutes, that porn just isn't doing it for me.

    That's probably because your a guy. Sex isn't an emergency, it isn't a race. Us women like to take our time :wink:

    Some of us can remove the governing restraints of taking time of sex. It does bring stalkers swimming to the deep.pool though.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Meh...daily time reduces stress. But 24 minutes is more like a few hours.
    Edging'n all.
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