What are you doing when you wakeup?
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_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Hitting snooze
Same. Numerous times.
Haha! Me too.. when I am finally awake enough the next thing I do is look for my good morning text
then pee and shower. Now my complete morning ritual is out there..
*le sigh* at a good morning text.
Makes me sad when those go away.
Yup or when you finally realize you and about 16 others are getting those same messages.
#notsospecial
The amount of work that would take makes me want to go back to sleep just thinking about it.
Nah, it's easy. Just copy and paste. Use "baby" and "hun" so you don't mess up names, keep conversation generic, buy them the same perfume as your wife so you don't ever smell like another woman...
plus when you get called out you've gotta have a good excuse like "ah baby c'mon you know my cousin Darrell just had the baby and he's trying to get a new job so I had to let him borrow the car and then I took his for a few hours the other day remember I told you about it."
Seems like you may have used that one before.
among others
With that profile pic you probably should be making a list. They're gonna be knocking on your inbox real soon!2 -
Try to remember the name of the dude laying next to me.4
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Wondering where those lacy panties came from.0
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I usually either inspect my morning stiffness or start doing my daily objectives on a freemium game app.
If it's a weekend I might proposition my wife for sex.1 -
MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Hitting snooze
Same. Numerous times.
Haha! Me too.. when I am finally awake enough the next thing I do is look for my good morning text then pee and shower. Now my complete morning ritual is out there..
*le sigh* at a good morning text.
Makes me sad when those go away.
Yup or when you finally realize you and about 16 others are getting those same messages.
#notsospecial
The amount of work that would take makes me want to go back to sleep just thinking about it.
Nah, it's easy. Just copy and paste. Use "baby" and "hun" so you don't mess up names, keep conversation generic, buy them the same perfume as your wife so you don't ever smell like another woman...
This is why I call people the wrong name intentionally. "Oh you're name's Susie? Nah I'ma call you Tiffany"4 -
Caporegiem wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Hitting snooze
Same. Numerous times.
Haha! Me too.. when I am finally awake enough the next thing I do is look for my good morning text then pee and shower. Now my complete morning ritual is out there..
*le sigh* at a good morning text.
Makes me sad when those go away.
Yup or when you finally realize you and about 16 others are getting those same messages.
#notsospecial
The amount of work that would take makes me want to go back to sleep just thinking about it.
Nah, it's easy. Just copy and paste. Use "baby" and "hun" so you don't mess up names, keep conversation generic, buy them the same perfume as your wife so you don't ever smell like another woman...
This is why I call people the wrong name intentionally. "Oh you're name's Susie? Nah I'ma call you Tiffany"
But if you call Tiffany by the wrong name you better check your tires to make sure they're not slashed
Tiffany's are an exception to the rule. You can aggravate most women by calling them Tiffany, but you can straight up die if you call Tiffany any other name than Tiffany. So can't die if I call everyone Tiffany, Nom'sayin Tiffany?1 -
Pet my cat, pee, and wash my face
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BowlingForHollars wrote: »Counting down the minutes until I can go back to bed
Ha, me too.0 -
Counting the amount of sleep I did not get... I just don't get enough of it..2
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Caporegiem wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »Avocado_AS5 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Hitting snooze
Same. Numerous times.
Haha! Me too.. when I am finally awake enough the next thing I do is look for my good morning text then pee and shower. Now my complete morning ritual is out there..
*le sigh* at a good morning text.
Makes me sad when those go away.
Yup or when you finally realize you and about 16 others are getting those same messages.
#notsospecial
The amount of work that would take makes me want to go back to sleep just thinking about it.
Nah, it's easy. Just copy and paste. Use "baby" and "hun" so you don't mess up names, keep conversation generic, buy them the same perfume as your wife so you don't ever smell like another woman...
This is why I call people the wrong name intentionally. "Oh you're name's Susie? Nah I'ma call you Tiffany"
But if you call Tiffany by the wrong name you better check your tires to make sure they're not slashed
Tiffany's are an exception to the rule. You can aggravate most women by calling them Tiffany, but you can straight up die if you call Tiffany any other name than Tiffany. So can't die if I call everyone Tiffany, Nom'sayin Tiffany?
Tiffanys are in the danger zone
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Ask my self "how bad do I really need this job?"2
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Give my 100lb American bulldog a big hug (he sleeps beside me) hahaha0
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Greet my caregiver, who then helps me with my morning, um, “self-relief” and hygiene needs1
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Drink a beer0
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coffee and immediately fire up the laptop to ensure the world is still alive and standing.
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Journal, stretch, pee and then scrolling through phone0
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Letting my annoying yet lovable dog out then Sunday family breakfast at my moms.0
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wondering how the the moment came so soon0
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Thank Jesus for a new day4
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Straight to the gym.1
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give myself a shot of insulin or bathroom break0
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Facebook
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Hit the snooze button, feed the meowing cat, get ready, get kids up0
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Contemplate what day it is.....0
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Brush my teeth and wash my face0
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Open my eyes and think crap I gotta Work today (it’s my Monday today)0
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Bargaining with the universe to let me stay in bed a while longer0
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