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_har_T_Swallow wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »Wait do I get to wash my hands?
yeah you can wash but it doesn't ever stop. it just comes back as soon as youre done washing.
Then no
okay but what if it was 1 million, every day, for the rest of your life, totally legal and tax free- but you now have permanent hot cheeto fingers and also everything tastes like sour nerds
You're really making this hard for me. I'll take the money.
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caco_ethes wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »what if someone offered you a million bucks, tax free, legally, right now, but you have to have permanent Cheeto fingers for the rest of your life would you do it
Is the crumbly dust film going to transfer? Like is everyone going to see the stains from where I dug the underwear out of my *kitten*?
Good question. Can't have cheeto *kitten* crack pants.1 -
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_har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »abetterme9366 wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »Wait do I get to wash my hands?
yeah you can wash but it doesn't ever stop. it just comes back as soon as youre done washing.
Is it just the cheetos stain or the crumbly dust film too?
this level of cheeto fingers. both hands. all fingers.
Can I take the million then get a finger transplant?
you can have hooks. if they give you new hands or fingers though the curse moves to those hands as well.
Ok. I will take the million a day with cheeto hands. I can buy lots of gloves.1 -
_har_T_Swallow wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »Wait do I get to wash my hands?
yeah you can wash but it doesn't ever stop. it just comes back as soon as youre done washing.
Then no
okay but what if it was 1 million, every day, for the rest of your life, totally legal and tax free- but you now have permanent hot cheeto fingers and also everything tastes like sour nerds
Dude you are turning me on
for real its not even a hard decision for me i'll just wear gloves everywhere and also purchase a lot of new towels
WE CAN WEAR GLOVES?!
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_har_T_Swallow wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »Wait do I get to wash my hands?
yeah you can wash but it doesn't ever stop. it just comes back as soon as youre done washing.
Then no
okay but what if it was 1 million, every day, for the rest of your life, totally legal and tax free- but you now have permanent hot cheeto fingers and also everything tastes like sour nerds
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_har_T_Swallow wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »Wait do I get to wash my hands?
yeah you can wash but it doesn't ever stop. it just comes back as soon as youre done washing.
Then no
okay but what if it was 1 million, every day, for the rest of your life, totally legal and tax free- but you now have permanent hot cheeto fingers and also everything tastes like sour nerds
Dude you are turning me on
for real its not even a hard decision for me i'll just wear gloves everywhere and also purchase a lot of new towels
Jinx. We went with gloves at the same time. You owe me a coke.2 -
_har_T_Swallow wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »forward0backward wrote: »Wait do I get to wash my hands?
yeah you can wash but it doesn't ever stop. it just comes back as soon as youre done washing.
Then no
okay but what if it was 1 million, every day, for the rest of your life, totally legal and tax free- but you now have permanent hot cheeto fingers and also everything tastes like sour nerds
Dude you are turning me on
for real its not even a hard decision for me i'll just wear gloves everywhere and also purchase a lot of new towels
WE CAN WEAR GLOVES?!
i think it'd be annoying to buy gloves constantly. you could never leave an old pair laying around for too long because then you'd get ants. but still, i'd take that deal for probably half of the million to undercut all of ya'll and even offer to slap a loved one daily if they wanted to watch just to sweeten the deal.
If i get ants I'll just buy a new house. I'm in!1 -
Yes.
Would you rather have sex once with someone of your non-preferred gender or never have sex again with someone of your preferred gender?1 -
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Zengrizzly wrote: »Yes.
Would you rather have sex once with someone of your non-preferred gender or never have sex again with someone of your preferred gender?
What if you aren't picky on gender? I'd still go with the first option.
To keep it going:
WYR have penises for fingers or vaginas for ears?
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Zengrizzly wrote: »Yes.
Would you rather have sex once with someone of your non-preferred gender or never have sex again with someone of your preferred gender?
What if you aren't picky on gender? I'd still go with the first option.
To keep it going:
WYR have penises for fingers or vaginas for ears?
10/10 the penises. I'd have soo much fun with the people who picked vaginas for ears.
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caco_ethes wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Zengrizzly wrote: »Yes.
Would you rather have sex once with someone of your non-preferred gender or never have sex again with someone of your preferred gender?
What if you aren't picky on gender? I'd still go with the first option.
To keep it going:
WYR have penises for fingers or vaginas for ears?
10/10 the penises. I'd have soo much fun with the people who picked vaginas for ears.
I laughed out loud._har_T_Swallow wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Zengrizzly wrote: »Yes.
Would you rather have sex once with someone of your non-preferred gender or never have sex again with someone of your preferred gender?
What if you aren't picky on gender? I'd still go with the first option.
To keep it going:
WYR have penises for fingers or vaginas for ears?
1st one. imagine the look on someone's face when you give them a handshake.
Right, especially if they were sticky.2 -
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caco_ethes wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Zengrizzly wrote: »Yes.
Would you rather have sex once with someone of your non-preferred gender or never have sex again with someone of your preferred gender?
What if you aren't picky on gender? I'd still go with the first option.
To keep it going:
WYR have penises for fingers or vaginas for ears?
10/10 the penises. I'd have soo much fun with the people who picked vaginas for ears.
Haha oh my the image in my head!!1 -
F off kid, I need the money3 -
caco_ethes wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Zengrizzly wrote: »Yes.
Would you rather have sex once with someone of your non-preferred gender or never have sex again with someone of your preferred gender?
What if you aren't picky on gender? I'd still go with the first option.
To keep it going:
WYR have penises for fingers or vaginas for ears?
10/10 the penises. I'd have soo much fun with the people who picked vaginas for ears.
"I want to party with you."
~ bill murray1
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