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beingmore1
beingmore1 Posts: 3,131 Member
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There are many conflicts, hurt feelings, irritations, annoyances, and just plain ridiculousness that can happen to us all on a daily basis in mfp life and in real life even more so. Sometimes you just need an outlet. So when you smile at your boss and say, "Sure, I'll do those extra reports because so and so ( who is supposed to do them) is "out sick" on a Monday and a Friday......no problem...", you can come here and post..."May your car be invaded by 27 clowns after a rave party".

Or that person who annoys you. Don't quote them and be mean. Come here and post instead! "May you wake up one morning with that left peck twice as large as the right one". Lets see passive aggression at its finest.
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  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    May you be in a confined environment with a smell that is as offensive to you as your bad hygiene is to me.
  • WanderingRivers
    WanderingRivers Posts: 612 Member
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    May you only find one earring of every set you own.
  • WanderingRivers
    WanderingRivers Posts: 612 Member
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    May your child always want the opposite of what they just asked you for 30 seconds ago.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    May you have no quench for your thirst.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    May your lies catch up to you and expose your true nature
  • WanderingRivers
    WanderingRivers Posts: 612 Member
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    May you get ingrown hairs every time you shave
  • slbf42
    slbf42 Posts: 449 Member
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    May you one day wake up with the self-awareness of how insignificant you really are.

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