What is the meaning of life?
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caco_ethes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
Never met a beer I didn't like, and the only team....The Vikings of course
Ha.
My wife traveled to Minn for a Monday Night Football gave against the Cowboys last year.
I saw her on television.
One of the very few times I've seen her cry was when the Viking's kicker shanked a gimme field goal against the Seahawks in a playoff game a couple of years ago.
Yeah, she's a Vikings fan.
That game was a heartbreaker.
For people who cared.
True Vikings don't have feelings.
Our daughter is on the phone: "They're going to win! they're going to win!"
Trophywife is standing behind the sofa, leaning forward in anticipation of a playoff win for the Vikings.
I'm thinking: It's only 27 yards and actually a shorter distance kick than an extra point attempt...... However (capital H in However).... it is outside, it's cold, the Seahawks almost blocked the last field goal attempt and might have gotten into the kicker's head and most importantly, we're watching a team that is notorious for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
As we all remember, the kick sails horribly to the left; it's not even close.
Trophywife can't believe it, spins around and open hand slaps the wall. Our son begins to laugh as a shoot him a glance of "shut the F%$* up".
Trophywife quickly gains her composure and with misty eyes says: "It's my own fault for having any faith in the Vikings. I should have learned my lesson years ago."
With that, she quietly leaves the room.
For the record, they aren't my team. I wish them well, but feel sorry for their fans, I damn sure do.
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Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
Never met a beer I didn't like, and the only team....The Vikings of course
Ha.
My wife traveled to Minn for a Monday Night Football gave against the Cowboys last year.
I saw her on television.
One of the very few times I've seen her cry was when the Viking's kicker shanked a gimme field goal against the Seahawks in a playoff game a couple of years ago.
Yeah, she's a Vikings fan.
That game was a heartbreaker.
For people who cared.
True Vikings don't have feelings.
Our daughter is on the phone: "They're going to win! they're going to win!"
Trophywife is standing behind the sofa, leaning forward in anticipation of a playoff win for the Vikings.
I'm thinking: It's only 27 yards and actually a shorter distance kick than an extra point attempt...... However (capital H in However).... it is outside, it's cold, the Seahawks almost blocked the last field goal attempt and might have gotten into the kicker's head and most importantly, we're watching a team that is notorious for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
As we all remember, the kick sails horribly to the left; it's not even close.
Trophywife can't believe it, spins around and open hand slaps the wall. Our son begins to laugh as a shoot him a glance of "shut the F%$* up".
Trophywife quickly gains her composure and with misty eyes says: "It's my own fault for having any faith in the Vikings. I should have learned my lesson years ago."
With that, she quietly leaves the room.
For the record, they aren't my team. I wish them well, but feel sorry for their fans, I damn sure do.
I feel a bond with your wife. Give her a firm handshake from me. No hugs, too stoic for that *kitten*.1 -
pretty much to live, pay taxes and die0
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caco_ethes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »Motorsheen wrote: »
Never met a beer I didn't like, and the only team....The Vikings of course
Ha.
My wife traveled to Minn for a Monday Night Football gave against the Cowboys last year.
I saw her on television.
One of the very few times I've seen her cry was when the Viking's kicker shanked a gimme field goal against the Seahawks in a playoff game a couple of years ago.
Yeah, she's a Vikings fan.
That game was a heartbreaker.
For people who cared.
True Vikings don't have feelings.
Our daughter is on the phone: "They're going to win! they're going to win!"
Trophywife is standing behind the sofa, leaning forward in anticipation of a playoff win for the Vikings.
I'm thinking: It's only 27 yards and actually a shorter distance kick than an extra point attempt...... However (capital H in However).... it is outside, it's cold, the Seahawks almost blocked the last field goal attempt and might have gotten into the kicker's head and most importantly, we're watching a team that is notorious for snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.
As we all remember, the kick sails horribly to the left; it's not even close.
Trophywife can't believe it, spins around and open hand slaps the wall. Our son begins to laugh as a shoot him a glance of "shut the F%$* up".
Trophywife quickly gains her composure and with misty eyes says: "It's my own fault for having any faith in the Vikings. I should have learned my lesson years ago."
With that, she quietly leaves the room.
For the record, they aren't my team. I wish them well, but feel sorry for their fans, I damn sure do.
I feel a bond with your wife. Give her a firm handshake from me. No hugs, too stoic for that *kitten*.
will do...
I'll also include a lil' swat to her backside
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_Quad_Zilla wrote: »pretty much to live, pay taxes and die
yeah, that pretty much sums up what it's all abou....
wait.
pay taxes ?
ut oh.2 -
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Death.
Death is what makes life relevant. If you were to live forever life would have no meaning.
We're all going to die. All this is temporary. It's a beautiful thing.3 -
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The meaning of life is to find meaning in it.2
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The Meaning of Life = 42 - [the Meaning of the Universe] - [the Meaning of Everything].
Gerrit right!0 -
A complicated question with (what I hope is) a simple answer.... be kind to others, do no harm, and find what makes you smile.1
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It's many different things to many different people, and nothing at all to others.0
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