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_har_T_Swallow
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You just walked in from work.
You went to the bedroom to pull your shoes off, or maybe your favorite chair and you're having a drink, maybe you went directly to the toilet even.
Lets just say that you're comfortable, content and quite happy about things in general, when it happens...
You hear a slithery sound. Maybe a slight rattling. Then you see it, sliding itself across the floor towards you:
a 5 foot snake has just entered your life at the most inopportune of moments- its gotten very close to you and doesn't show any signs of backing off. you don't know if its poisonous or not, but are you willing to take that chance?
how would you survive or escape this scenario?
You went to the bedroom to pull your shoes off, or maybe your favorite chair and you're having a drink, maybe you went directly to the toilet even.
Lets just say that you're comfortable, content and quite happy about things in general, when it happens...
You hear a slithery sound. Maybe a slight rattling. Then you see it, sliding itself across the floor towards you:
a 5 foot snake has just entered your life at the most inopportune of moments- its gotten very close to you and doesn't show any signs of backing off. you don't know if its poisonous or not, but are you willing to take that chance?
how would you survive or escape this scenario?
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Are you asking for yourself or a friend?5
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I could easily survive, I don't love snakes but I am not afraid of them. I would attempt grabbing it from behind the head and get it outside. Now if we were talking spiders of any size but especially a 5 foot one, the obvious solution is burn the whole mother efffing house down.3
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I'd finish my business on the toilet and then flush without closing the lid. The snake would get poo particles on it and leave out of sheer disgust.6
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that snake in the photo is poisonous, it has slit pupils and venom pits...there would be no escape, just sit perfectly still until it goes it's way...no point getting bit by startling it...5
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I would die a thousand deaths before passing the fvck out.8
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Sit still and wait for it to lose interest and slither on away1
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Well what I wouldn't do is this.....
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Well, if I was sitting on the toilet I could only assume it wanted to talk to my snake.2
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I hate you.0
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_har_T_Swallow wrote: »You just walked in from work.
You went to the bedroom to pull your shoes off, or maybe your favorite chair and you're having a drink, maybe you went directly to the toilet even.
Lets just say that you're comfortable, content and quite happy about things in general, when it happens...
You hear a slithery sound. Maybe a slight rattling. Then you see it, sliding itself across the floor towards you:
a 5 foot snake has just entered your life at the most inopportune of moments- its gotten very close to you and doesn't show any signs of backing off. you don't know if its poisonous or not, but are you willing to take that chance?
how would you survive or escape this scenario?
Is it rattling or not? That makes a difference since only rattlers rattle and they are venomous, not poisonous as poisonous is a term for something you eat.1 -
_har_T_Swallow wrote: »You just walked in from work.
You went to the bedroom to pull your shoes off, or maybe your favorite chair and you're having a drink, maybe you went directly to the toilet even.
Lets just say that you're comfortable, content and quite happy about things in general, when it happens...
You hear a slithery sound. Maybe a slight rattling. Then you see it, sliding itself across the floor towards you:
a 5 foot snake has just entered your life at the most inopportune of moments- its gotten very close to you and doesn't show any signs of backing off. you don't know if its poisonous or not, but are you willing to take that chance?
how would you survive or escape this scenario?
Is it rattling or not? That makes a difference since only rattlers rattle and they are venomous, not poisonous as poisonous is a term for something you eat.
What if I want to eat the venomous snake? Is it poisonous then??1 -
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MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »GemstoneofHeart wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »You just walked in from work.
You went to the bedroom to pull your shoes off, or maybe your favorite chair and you're having a drink, maybe you went directly to the toilet even.
Lets just say that you're comfortable, content and quite happy about things in general, when it happens...
You hear a slithery sound. Maybe a slight rattling. Then you see it, sliding itself across the floor towards you:
a 5 foot snake has just entered your life at the most inopportune of moments- its gotten very close to you and doesn't show any signs of backing off. you don't know if its poisonous or not, but are you willing to take that chance?
how would you survive or escape this scenario?
Is it rattling or not? That makes a difference since only rattlers rattle and they are venomous, not poisonous as poisonous is a term for something you eat.
What if I want to eat the venomous snake? Is it poisonous then??
If you bite it and you die it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous
What if I bite it and it dies?1 -
GemstoneofHeart wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »You just walked in from work.
You went to the bedroom to pull your shoes off, or maybe your favorite chair and you're having a drink, maybe you went directly to the toilet even.
Lets just say that you're comfortable, content and quite happy about things in general, when it happens...
You hear a slithery sound. Maybe a slight rattling. Then you see it, sliding itself across the floor towards you:
a 5 foot snake has just entered your life at the most inopportune of moments- its gotten very close to you and doesn't show any signs of backing off. you don't know if its poisonous or not, but are you willing to take that chance?
how would you survive or escape this scenario?
Is it rattling or not? That makes a difference since only rattlers rattle and they are venomous, not poisonous as poisonous is a term for something you eat.
What if I want to eat the venomous snake? Is it poisonous then??
It also depends where you bite it. Do you cook it first? If you bite off the head, raw, then you will die because that would be poisonous. If you cook it and eat the body, you should be ok.0 -
Caporegiem wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »GemstoneofHeart wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »You just walked in from work.
You went to the bedroom to pull your shoes off, or maybe your favorite chair and you're having a drink, maybe you went directly to the toilet even.
Lets just say that you're comfortable, content and quite happy about things in general, when it happens...
You hear a slithery sound. Maybe a slight rattling. Then you see it, sliding itself across the floor towards you:
a 5 foot snake has just entered your life at the most inopportune of moments- its gotten very close to you and doesn't show any signs of backing off. you don't know if its poisonous or not, but are you willing to take that chance?
how would you survive or escape this scenario?
Is it rattling or not? That makes a difference since only rattlers rattle and they are venomous, not poisonous as poisonous is a term for something you eat.
What if I want to eat the venomous snake? Is it poisonous then??
If you bite it and you die it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous
What if I bite it and it dies?
You have VD.1 -
SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »GemstoneofHeart wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »You just walked in from work.
You went to the bedroom to pull your shoes off, or maybe your favorite chair and you're having a drink, maybe you went directly to the toilet even.
Lets just say that you're comfortable, content and quite happy about things in general, when it happens...
You hear a slithery sound. Maybe a slight rattling. Then you see it, sliding itself across the floor towards you:
a 5 foot snake has just entered your life at the most inopportune of moments- its gotten very close to you and doesn't show any signs of backing off. you don't know if its poisonous or not, but are you willing to take that chance?
how would you survive or escape this scenario?
Is it rattling or not? That makes a difference since only rattlers rattle and they are venomous, not poisonous as poisonous is a term for something you eat.
What if I want to eat the venomous snake? Is it poisonous then??
If you bite it and you die it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous
What if I bite it and it dies?
You have VD.
I know that but I'm asking what does it mean if I bite the snake and it dies?1 -
Caporegiem wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »GemstoneofHeart wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »You just walked in from work.
You went to the bedroom to pull your shoes off, or maybe your favorite chair and you're having a drink, maybe you went directly to the toilet even.
Lets just say that you're comfortable, content and quite happy about things in general, when it happens...
You hear a slithery sound. Maybe a slight rattling. Then you see it, sliding itself across the floor towards you:
a 5 foot snake has just entered your life at the most inopportune of moments- its gotten very close to you and doesn't show any signs of backing off. you don't know if its poisonous or not, but are you willing to take that chance?
how would you survive or escape this scenario?
Is it rattling or not? That makes a difference since only rattlers rattle and they are venomous, not poisonous as poisonous is a term for something you eat.
What if I want to eat the venomous snake? Is it poisonous then??
If you bite it and you die it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous
What if I bite it and it dies?
You have VD.
I know that but I'm asking what does it mean if I bite the snake and it dies?
You got some killer chompers lol1 -
We only have one venomous snake in the UK so I have a 50/50 chance of surviving this scenario.
For any UK folks who want to know how to tell the difference. Zig zag pattern along spine = Adder so venomous. Yellow collar around neck = Grass Snake so not venomous.1 -
BeachHot23 wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »GemstoneofHeart wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »You just walked in from work.
You went to the bedroom to pull your shoes off, or maybe your favorite chair and you're having a drink, maybe you went directly to the toilet even.
Lets just say that you're comfortable, content and quite happy about things in general, when it happens...
You hear a slithery sound. Maybe a slight rattling. Then you see it, sliding itself across the floor towards you:
a 5 foot snake has just entered your life at the most inopportune of moments- its gotten very close to you and doesn't show any signs of backing off. you don't know if its poisonous or not, but are you willing to take that chance?
how would you survive or escape this scenario?
Is it rattling or not? That makes a difference since only rattlers rattle and they are venomous, not poisonous as poisonous is a term for something you eat.
What if I want to eat the venomous snake? Is it poisonous then??
If you bite it and you die it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous
What if I bite it and it dies?
You have VD.
I know that but I'm asking what does it mean if I bite the snake and it dies?
You got some killer chompers lol
I show them off while wearing killer rompers.3 -
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I would not survive this encounter.
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Caporegiem wrote: »BeachHot23 wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »MeeseeksAndDestroy wrote: »GemstoneofHeart wrote: »_har_T_Swallow wrote: »You just walked in from work.
You went to the bedroom to pull your shoes off, or maybe your favorite chair and you're having a drink, maybe you went directly to the toilet even.
Lets just say that you're comfortable, content and quite happy about things in general, when it happens...
You hear a slithery sound. Maybe a slight rattling. Then you see it, sliding itself across the floor towards you:
a 5 foot snake has just entered your life at the most inopportune of moments- its gotten very close to you and doesn't show any signs of backing off. you don't know if its poisonous or not, but are you willing to take that chance?
how would you survive or escape this scenario?
Is it rattling or not? That makes a difference since only rattlers rattle and they are venomous, not poisonous as poisonous is a term for something you eat.
What if I want to eat the venomous snake? Is it poisonous then??
If you bite it and you die it's poisonous, if it bites you and you die, it's venomous
What if I bite it and it dies?
You have VD.
I know that but I'm asking what does it mean if I bite the snake and it dies?
You got some killer chompers lol
I show them off while wearing killer rompers.
Only way to go lol0 -
I've actually been faced with this.
It was a rattlesnake and we didn't like each other.
I froze in my tracks and he slithered under a sofa.
It was a bit of a Mexican Standoff (without the Mexico).1 -
I'd get the frying pan2
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Grab a shovel in one hand, my dance sword in the other. And scream as loud as I can for my pet honey badger.0
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