Want some CHEESE with that WHINE?

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onwarddownward
onwarddownward Posts: 1,683 Member
Ug. Here are your answers:

Just get the tattoo. It's your body.

There is no "right" diet. You have to use your common sense and do what's right for your body.

No. Walking for a half hour a day, leisurely, won't burn all your fat away.

Yes, you're hot, bangable, #10 (out of ten) and 5' 10 inches tall.

Sorry to hear about your love life.

Sorry to hear about your period.

Sorry to hear about your bowel movements. (REALLY SORRY!!)

You're underestimating your foods and overestimating your burns.

Open your diary so we can tell you what you're doing wrong (and then you yell at us, because we're mean).



Sigh. I'm banned for being exasperated.
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  • Capt_Inzane
    Capt_Inzane Posts: 733 Member
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    Repost this daily as it'll be required.
  • Fitnin6280
    Fitnin6280 Posts: 618 Member
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    bestpost.jpg
  • MSeel1984
    MSeel1984 Posts: 2,297 Member
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    Nobody makes you read those posts...just an observation *shrug*
  • Some_Watery_Tart
    Some_Watery_Tart Posts: 2,250 Member
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    You forgot "just break up".
  • amluvstld
    amluvstld Posts: 212
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    /slow clap
  • ladymiseryali
    ladymiseryali Posts: 2,555 Member
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    Hold the whine, I'll take the cheese.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Hey those bowel problem issues are important, and by the way it's your multivitamin.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    Cool post
  • odusgolp
    odusgolp Posts: 10,477 Member
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    Here I thought we got to discuss cheese again. Baby Swiss or a Cotswold perhaps.
  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
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    :yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :yawn:
  • SirBonerFart
    SirBonerFart Posts: 1,185 Member
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    does milk count as water?
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    Oh I'm going to add loose skin to this. I'm so sick of the whine about stupid loose skin accept it or be fat...just quit *****ing and moaning about it.

    PS not people who have lost weight and deal with it but obese people who would rather be unhealthy than have loose skin. Seems vain you care more about your skin than your heart.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    I don't care for wine...could I have a cocktail instead?
  • pcastagner
    pcastagner Posts: 1,606 Member
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    Can I expect an entire forum to only discuss things that currently interest me, and not ask advice on common problems?

    Why can't questions be asked only once, when I'm interested, and then never again?
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
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    That's how forums work. Not everyone knows how to search, and the search function isn't great anyway.
  • londonboyben
    londonboyben Posts: 314 Member
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    wow, you know the answer to everything
    cant believe you ever needed to use this site with all that knowledge

    but its a good place for the rest of us mortals who come looking for answers :)
  • ki4yxo
    ki4yxo Posts: 709 Member
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    Going out for some some nice craft beer tonight!
  • MSeel1984
    MSeel1984 Posts: 2,297 Member
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    That's how forums work. Not everyone knows how to search, and the search function isn't great anyway.

    ^this. I often search for the topic I'm looking for before turning to the forums...gee, I wonder why.
  • pcastagner
    pcastagner Posts: 1,606 Member
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    Wait... You mean asking the same questions over and over again is the point of mfp, and the way most of the traffic gets generated that brings the eyeballs that sell the ads that pay for the service?

    Crazy.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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    That's how forums work. Not everyone knows how to search, and the search function isn't great anyway.

    ^this. I often search for the topic I'm looking for before turning to the forums...gee, I wonder why.

    Eff that. Just make a new thread like a boss.

    The search function is for finding cauliflower recipes.