My co-worker is annoying because...

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shenanigans_
shenanigans_ Posts: 457 Member
edited September 2017 in Chit-Chat
he clips his nails at his desk
he slams his fingers down on the keyboard

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  • shenanigans_
    shenanigans_ Posts: 457 Member
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    she eats fruit often. and she smacks when she eats. its revolting and has made me lose my appetite before.

    Ugh, I have a co-worker like that
  • neldabg
    neldabg Posts: 1,452 Member
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    As a student, I'll replace co-worker with classmate.
    He laughs, no GIGGLES, like a little boy whenever the chalk breaks as the professor writes on the board.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.

    That's just smart.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.

    That's just smart.

    Right. It has come to a head the past few weeks. I am about to go ape *kitten* on her and it won't be pretty.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.

    That's just smart.

    Right. It has come to a head the past few weeks. I am about to go ape *kitten* on her and it won't be pretty.

    The key is for her to only do it enough that you don't actually go ape *kitten*. I need to teach her how to slack without getting caught.
  • ashbabe25
    ashbabe25 Posts: 173 Member
    edited September 2017
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    He chews So loudly when he eats in his office it makes me stabby.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    She's a bittch.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
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    And she wears stinky shoes without socks. And she's fake AF.
    She wants to do extra work just so people notice her doing extra work and think she's awesome. She ain't.
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
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    She always complains when I eat her yogurt
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.

    That's just smart.

    Right. It has come to a head the past few weeks. I am about to go ape *kitten* on her and it won't be pretty.

    The key is for her to only do it enough that you don't actually go ape *kitten*. I need to teach her how to slack without getting caught.

    That is what I do! We can't have both of us doing that shiznit!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.

    That's just smart.

    Right. It has come to a head the past few weeks. I am about to go ape *kitten* on her and it won't be pretty.

    The key is for her to only do it enough that you don't actually go ape *kitten*. I need to teach her how to slack without getting caught.

    That is what I do! We can't have both of us doing that shiznit!

    So what I really need to do is teach you how to throw someone under the bus.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.

    That's just smart.

    Right. It has come to a head the past few weeks. I am about to go ape *kitten* on her and it won't be pretty.

    The key is for her to only do it enough that you don't actually go ape *kitten*. I need to teach her how to slack without getting caught.

    That is what I do! We can't have both of us doing that shiznit!

    So what I really need to do is teach you how to throw someone under the bus.

    A literal bus? I am getting close to that.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.

    That's just smart.

    Right. It has come to a head the past few weeks. I am about to go ape *kitten* on her and it won't be pretty.

    The key is for her to only do it enough that you don't actually go ape *kitten*. I need to teach her how to slack without getting caught.

    That is what I do! We can't have both of us doing that shiznit!

    So what I really need to do is teach you how to throw someone under the bus.

    A literal bus? I am getting close to that.

    You clearly don't need my help.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
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    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    She ignores patients so she can text/talk on the phone/FB... Making more work for me.

    That's just smart.

    Right. It has come to a head the past few weeks. I am about to go ape *kitten* on her and it won't be pretty.

    The key is for her to only do it enough that you don't actually go ape *kitten*. I need to teach her how to slack without getting caught.

    That is what I do! We can't have both of us doing that shiznit!

    So what I really need to do is teach you how to throw someone under the bus.

    A literal bus? I am getting close to that.

    You clearly don't need my help.

    :D
  • GlassAngyl
    GlassAngyl Posts: 478 Member
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    They talk.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
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    He's loud AF. Just STFU!