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  • DananaNanas
    DananaNanas Posts: 665 Member
    edited September 2017
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  • captainfantastic94
    captainfantastic94 Posts: 1,745 Member
    DananaNanas wrote: »
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    Why did you have to bring that up you cotton headed ninny muggins
  • DananaNanas
    DananaNanas Posts: 665 Member
    :D:D:D:D
  • GlassAngyl
    GlassAngyl Posts: 478 Member
    KurumiSophia wrote: »
    Gorram
    Frell
    Go se

    I also lapse into French when I'm really frustrated.

    Va te faire foutre is probably my favorite.

    Too much firefly
  • shenanigans_
    shenanigans_ Posts: 457 Member
    mother father
    cheese and rice
  • GlassAngyl
    GlassAngyl Posts: 478 Member
    My 18 year old says random things like gerfrinsnizlefroc.. lately he's taken up saying "Lordy Lordy" when people frustrate him. He HATES cursing. He'd rather destroy their self-esteem and tear them down to nothing, never once using a curse word. But he is beyond pissed then and you can guarantee that if he gets to that point, after he's done with you, he will never acknowledge your existence again. You can stand in front of him and scream and he will stare past you dead pan and turn his back on you. Once he's done.. it's permanent.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Avocado_AS5 wrote: »
    Also, I only don't curse if customers are around. I was just in the president's office cursing up a storm.

    Same. When there are no patients around, I can put a sailor to shame. If there is a patient I am St. Mary Margaret and Mother Theresa of Calcutta all rolled into one.
  • WanderingRivers
    WanderingRivers Posts: 612 Member
    GlassAngyl wrote: »
    KurumiSophia wrote: »
    Gorram
    Frell
    Go se

    I also lapse into French when I'm really frustrated.

    Va te faire foutre is probably my favorite.

    Too much firefly

    No such cow or pasture.
  • WanderingRivers
    WanderingRivers Posts: 612 Member
    I'm also known to mutter "In nomine patris, et filii, et spiritu sancti"
  • Heather4448
    Heather4448 Posts: 908 Member
    All from one of my past supervisors:
    I'll be monkey's uncle.
    Cheese and grits.
    Gravy! (Said with the same emotion as Fffff!!!)
    Heckin' heck!
    What the fiddle faddle?!
    Call me Fred, hello George!

    She was interesting.
  • Bluetail6
    Bluetail6 Posts: 2,986 Member
    edited September 2017
    This thread is hilarious!! Still ROLF :D:D:D. *Kitten* it, I mean ROFL!!
  • Sp1tfire
    Sp1tfire Posts: 1,120 Member
    KurumiSophia wrote: »
    I'm also known to mutter "In nomine patris, et filii, et spiritu sancti"

    Lol in the name of the father son and holy spirit but with much more flair. LOVE IT
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    I'm about ready to be inspired by MFP's filters and actually use Kitten and/or Asparagus in polite conversation.
  • zcb94
    zcb94 Posts: 3,678 Member
    My friend, instead of using her Savior's Name in vain, said cheese&rice.
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