Evil bread, sex, organic, help, selfie, 500cal

meganpettigrew86

Just thought I'd make a thread that covered all the popular topics... tidy it up a little.
Bread is evil unless it is organic and eaten during sex, please help it makes me eat more than my self imposed 500cal limit per day.... *insert selfie*

toned_thugs_n_harmony

How about an unfiltered selfie with your left ring finger in your nose and a sign in your right hand that says “I love cheese”...That’s the only way I’ll believe you’re real.

Oh, and you must be doing a headstand.

meganpettigrew86

toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »

How about an unfiltered selfie with your left ring finger in your nose and a sign in your right hand that says “I love cheese”...That’s the only way I’ll believe you’re real.

Oh, and you must be doing a headstand.

I do want to be be able to do a headstand...
If the selfie is unfiltered then people might know I'm not perfect!

nolan44219

is bread really evil?

meganpettigrew86

nolan44219 wrote: »

is bread really evil?

Yep, eating it will make you fat instantaneously

nolan44219

even if you eat it during sex?

RunHardBeStrong

nolan44219 wrote: »

even if you eat it during sex?

You would think they cancel each other out. Wanna try?

RoxieDawn

Does Magic Organic bread make the sex better, asking for friend.

meganpettigrew86

The sex counteracts the instantaneous fat gain as long as both are organic

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meganpettigrew86

beingmore1 wrote: »

What if I'm eating the bread while doing a filtered hand stand?

Might have to Google that one...
Here's the result:
https://www.thedodo.com/q-why-do-puppies-do-handstands-445300523.html

meganpettigrew86

hellvee wrote: »

PLease send help the instructions were unclear I did it with the bread organically and it stopped me after 500 cals worth of activity and we both got stuck in a zipper

Was your zipper made in China and therefore not a people friendly zipper?

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Jruzer

you forgot "clean", sheesh!

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meganpettigrew86

abetterme9366 wrote: »

I'm here for the apple cider vinegar

The result of messing up cider?

Shrinking_Xtina

hellvee wrote: »

Please stop trying to bait me into talking about sex, I'm a homeschooled christian eunuch boy and I don't play that game

You can fool them, but you're not fooling me

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

when you're unemployed and bread is the only thing you can afford, its not evil

meganpettigrew86

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »

when you're unemployed and bread is the only thing you can afford, its not evil

Are you the homeless guy I have a loaf of bread to the other day?

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks

meganpettigrew86 wrote: »

SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »

when you're unemployed and bread is the only thing you can afford, its not evil

Are you the homeless guy I have a loaf of bread to the other day?

im not homeless.