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Evil bread, sex, organic, help, selfie, 500cal
meganpettigrew86
Posts: 349 Member
Just thought I'd make a thread that covered all the popular topics... tidy it up a little.
Bread is evil unless it is organic and eaten during sex, please help it makes me eat more than my self imposed 500cal limit per day.... *insert selfie*
Bread is evil unless it is organic and eaten during sex, please help it makes me eat more than my self imposed 500cal limit per day.... *insert selfie*
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How about an unfiltered selfie with your left ring finger in your nose and a sign in your right hand that says “I love cheese”...That’s the only way I’ll believe you’re real.
Oh, and you must be doing a headstand.2 -
toned_thugs_n_harmony wrote: »How about an unfiltered selfie with your left ring finger in your nose and a sign in your right hand that says “I love cheese”...That’s the only way I’ll believe you’re real.
Oh, and you must be doing a headstand.
I do want to be be able to do a headstand...
If the selfie is unfiltered then people might know I'm not perfect!0 -
is bread really evil?0
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nolan44219 wrote: »is bread really evil?
Yep, eating it will make you fat instantaneously0 -
even if you eat it during sex?0
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nolan44219 wrote: »even if you eat it during sex?
You would think they cancel each other out. Wanna try?1 -
Does Magic Organic bread make the sex better, asking for friend.1
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The sex counteracts the instantaneous fat gain as long as both are organic0
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beingmore1 wrote: »What if I'm eating the bread while doing a filtered hand stand?
Might have to Google that one...
Here's the result:
https://www.thedodo.com/q-why-do-puppies-do-handstands-445300523.html0 -
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you forgot "clean", sheesh!0
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abetterme9366 wrote: »I'm here for the apple cider vinegar
The result of messing up cider?0 -
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when you're unemployed and bread is the only thing you can afford, its not evil3
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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »when you're unemployed and bread is the only thing you can afford, its not evil
Are you the homeless guy I have a loaf of bread to the other day?1 -
meganpettigrew86 wrote: »SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »when you're unemployed and bread is the only thing you can afford, its not evil
Are you the homeless guy I have a loaf of bread to the other day?
im not homeless.0
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