Odd crushes

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  • Speziface
    Speziface Posts: 1,687 Member
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    Gillian Anderson. Although, to be fair, I don't think anybody would find this odd.
  • esdesign
    esdesign Posts: 37 Member
    edited October 2017
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    Marilyn.... you did ask for ODD crushes right :)
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  • NatashaDNMS
    NatashaDNMS Posts: 173 Member
    Albel from Star Ocean Till the End of Time. lol His voice was soooosexy to me. xD
  • Speziface
    Speziface Posts: 1,687 Member
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    Merrill from Dragon Age II. The instant I heard her voice.
  • RunningJustIncase
    RunningJustIncase Posts: 81 Member
    Michael Myers

    And always Mark Ruffalo
  • iamthemotherofdogs
    iamthemotherofdogs Posts: 562 Member
    John Goodman, Roseanne era.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    I crush on some people’s brains regardless of appearance or gender. Like if they’re really witty and smart, thinking about them makes me feel like I’m humping a chocolate cake.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    ^ in a totally non-sexual way, of course
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    :grimace:
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    edited October 2017
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    :grimace:

    I'm not trying to be forward here but there is a fairly large untapped market for post-humped cakes. People are freaks man, cash in on it. Cap out that 401k this year!
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    :grimace:

    I'm not trying to be forward here but there is a fairly large untapped market for post-humped cakes. People are freaks man, cash in on it. Cap out that 401k this year!

    Thanks, that was largely off my radar. I mean I considered a craigslist ad but now I’m going to move forward with my Etsy store Humpy Cakesgiving.
  • iamthemotherofdogs
    iamthemotherofdogs Posts: 562 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I crush on some people’s brains regardless of appearance or gender. Like if they’re really witty and smart, thinking about them makes me feel like I’m humping a chocolate cake.



    :D
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    :grimace:

    I'm not trying to be forward here but there is a fairly large untapped market for post-humped cakes. People are freaks man, cash in on it. Cap out that 401k this year!

    Thanks, that was largely off my radar. I mean I considered a craigslist ad but now I’m going to move forward with my Etsy store Humpy Cakesgiving.

    Can I be your business consultant?
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    I'm quite sad that I haven't been tagged here yet.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    I'm quite sad that I haven't been tagged here yet.

    Just wait til the "Understandable/Acceptable crushes" thread. You'll get your tags then.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited October 2017
    I love to sext with armless chicks
    so their hands are attached at the shoulders?
  • iamthemotherofdogs
    iamthemotherofdogs Posts: 562 Member
    I love to sext with armless chicks

    There is a certain sensuality in knowing that someone is sending you naughty messages with their toesies.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    :grimace:

    I'm not trying to be forward here but there is a fairly large untapped market for post-humped cakes. People are freaks man, cash in on it. Cap out that 401k this year!

    Thanks, that was largely off my radar. I mean I considered a craigslist ad but now I’m going to move forward with my Etsy store Humpy Cakesgiving.

    Can I be your business consultant?

    I think you already are. But if demand gets too high, I’ll need you to uhh.. fill in
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    :grimace:

    I'm not trying to be forward here but there is a fairly large untapped market for post-humped cakes. People are freaks man, cash in on it. Cap out that 401k this year!

    Thanks, that was largely off my radar. I mean I considered a craigslist ad but now I’m going to move forward with my Etsy store Humpy Cakesgiving.

    Can I be your business consultant?

    I think you already are. But if demand gets too high, I’ll need you to uhh.. fill in

    Won't work, they'll be able to tell the difference. I'm just here to tell you to keep doing what you're doing as long as your making money and collect my cut.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    :grimace:

    I'm not trying to be forward here but there is a fairly large untapped market for post-humped cakes. People are freaks man, cash in on it. Cap out that 401k this year!

    Thanks, that was largely off my radar. I mean I considered a craigslist ad but now I’m going to move forward with my Etsy store Humpy Cakesgiving.

    Can I be your business consultant?

    I think you already are. But if demand gets too high, I’ll need you to uhh.. fill in

    Won't work, they'll be able to tell the difference. I'm just here to tell you to keep doing what you're doing as long as your making money and collect my cut.

    That’s a pimping job.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    :grimace:

    I'm not trying to be forward here but there is a fairly large untapped market for post-humped cakes. People are freaks man, cash in on it. Cap out that 401k this year!

    Thanks, that was largely off my radar. I mean I considered a craigslist ad but now I’m going to move forward with my Etsy store Humpy Cakesgiving.

    Can I be your business consultant?

    I think you already are. But if demand gets too high, I’ll need you to uhh.. fill in

    Won't work, they'll be able to tell the difference. I'm just here to tell you to keep doing what you're doing as long as your making money and collect my cut.

    That’s a pimping job.

    No it's not, I have no intentions of protecting you when a customer gets too rough.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    :grimace:

    I'm not trying to be forward here but there is a fairly large untapped market for post-humped cakes. People are freaks man, cash in on it. Cap out that 401k this year!

    Thanks, that was largely off my radar. I mean I considered a craigslist ad but now I’m going to move forward with my Etsy store Humpy Cakesgiving.

    Can I be your business consultant?

    I think you already are. But if demand gets too high, I’ll need you to uhh.. fill in

    Won't work, they'll be able to tell the difference. I'm just here to tell you to keep doing what you're doing as long as your making money and collect my cut.

    That’s a pimping job.

    No it's not, I have no intentions of protecting you when a customer gets too rough.

    :lol:
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    :grimace:

    I'm not trying to be forward here but there is a fairly large untapped market for post-humped cakes. People are freaks man, cash in on it. Cap out that 401k this year!

    Thanks, that was largely off my radar. I mean I considered a craigslist ad but now I’m going to move forward with my Etsy store Humpy Cakesgiving.

    Can I be your business consultant?

    I think you already are. But if demand gets too high, I’ll need you to uhh.. fill in

    Won't work, they'll be able to tell the difference. I'm just here to tell you to keep doing what you're doing as long as your making money and collect my cut.

    That’s a pimping job.

    No it's not, I have no intentions of protecting you when a customer gets too rough.

    I think as my business consultant, your first move should be to recommend the firing of my business consultant.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    :grimace:

    I'm not trying to be forward here but there is a fairly large untapped market for post-humped cakes. People are freaks man, cash in on it. Cap out that 401k this year!

    Thanks, that was largely off my radar. I mean I considered a craigslist ad but now I’m going to move forward with my Etsy store Humpy Cakesgiving.

    Can I be your business consultant?

    I think you already are. But if demand gets too high, I’ll need you to uhh.. fill in

    Won't work, they'll be able to tell the difference. I'm just here to tell you to keep doing what you're doing as long as your making money and collect my cut.

    That’s a pimping job.

    No it's not, I have no intentions of protecting you when a customer gets too rough.

    I think as my business consultant, your first move should be to recommend the firing of my business consultant.

    That's a conflict of interest and I cannot oblige.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    I crush on some people’s brains regardless of appearance or gender. Like if they’re really witty and smart, thinking about them makes me feel like I’m humping a chocolate cake.

    I (and my chocolate cake) thank you.
  • SEAHORSES4EVER
    SEAHORSES4EVER Posts: 1,553 Member
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    I'm quite sad that I haven't been tagged here yet.

    Just wait til the "Understandable/Acceptable crushes" thread. You'll get your tags then.

    You the real MVP!
    hellvee wrote: »
    I'm quite sad that I haven't been tagged here yet.

    I got chu

    If I could turn @SEAHORSES4EVER 's voice into a blow up doll, I would
    This belongs in the odd compliments I think. :D
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
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