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Taking woo to a whole new level...

ccrdragon
ccrdragon Posts: 3,375 Member
edited November 2024 in Food and Nutrition
Not only can he cure every pathogen known to man and animal, balance your chakra and broadcast essential nutrients to your body - he can do from a picture that you send him in an email !!!

https://www.selfhealgo.com/

disclaimer - I am in no way trying to promote, hype, help or support this nut case... just putting this out there to show just what kind of crap exists to separate people from their money...

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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,702 Member
    And what's terrifying is that he wouldn't be doing it if there weren't people out there clueless enough to actually send him cash.
  • GlassAngyl
    GlassAngyl Posts: 478 Member
    Honey I shrunk the.. macronutrients?
  • PaulaWallaDingDong
    PaulaWallaDingDong Posts: 4,647 Member
    What...the...actual...*kitten*...
  • ZoneFive
    ZoneFive Posts: 570 Member
    And adding religion (Jesus is the Divine Physician; Blessed Virgin Mary's prophecy) to pull in the truly desperate. Where's a lightning bolt when you need one?
  • ssbbg
    ssbbg Posts: 153 Member
    *kitten*. I think I might have accidentally poisoned myself... I looked at some micrographs of toxic nanomaterials. I'm pretty sure they were scalar images... they were images and they had a scale bar. I should probably send this guy all my money so he can beam me back an antidote. :smiley:

    If I were evil, I'd be rich. I can easily write woo like this guy's ... I can also write better copy- "Following is a list of viruses provided by WIKIPEDIA. The scalar energy pathogen cleanse includes approximately 80% of these viruses and is able to disassemble and eradicate these pathogenic agents."

    Seriously? I cut and pasted an arbitrary list from Wikipedia? And I couldn't be bothered to delete the 20% of entries that don't apply? (Yeah, I know the 80% is intended to look more scientific because it is a specific number and more credible because he is honest it doesn't work on 100%... but 'I plagiarized from Wikipedia should not be a convincing selling point for anyone.)
  • litoria
    litoria Posts: 239 Member
    Sweet mother of hades, where do these people come from?
    Do they actually believe what they say, or are they fully aware it's all bollocks??
    Of we slip a little bit of antipsychotic medication, will their self determined healing powers disappear? :-)
  • MatthewRuch
    MatthewRuch Posts: 165 Member
    BruinsGal_91 wrote: »
    In addition to the Pathogen Cleanse, Tom Paladino has created the Nutrient Therapy and the Chakra Balance.
    The Nutrient Therapy broadcasts essential nutrients such as vitamins, minerals, amino acids, antioxidants, phytochemicals, fatty acids, collagen and enzymes to the cells that are optimal for health.

    This is done via the scalar energy instrument, using your photograph and a highly magnified image of the essential nutrients. This broadcast sends vital information via the scalar wave and can be received by the cells in a human being, pet, farm animal, race horse, etc.

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  • ssbbg
    ssbbg Posts: 153 Member
    litoria wrote: »
    Sweet mother of hades, where do these people come from?
    Do they actually believe what they say, or are they fully aware it's all bollocks??
    Of we slip a little bit of antipsychotic medication, will their self determined healing powers disappear? :-)

    In this case, I think he knows he's a fraud. I poked around his website and he claims that he's collaborating with a research lab and they have video of parasites being destroyed by the scalar waves ( through a microscope). I clicked on the linked YouTube video... It didn't show that data. It had stock photos of scientists in front of microscopes, videos of flashing lights when the scalar machine was running, and voiceover about how awesome it was. But no actual microscope video.

    In my experience, true believers will show you everything. Every scrap of data (or "data"), pages and pages of theory, results, etc. Because they believe and are sure that any reasonable person looking at the evidence will come to the same conclusion. A fraud on the other hand, knows it is all BS and uses smoke and mirrors to confuse and misdirect.
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  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    It's like the health/fitness version of the Turbo Encabulator...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW0bx_Ooq4
  • Good_Morning_Glory
    Good_Morning_Glory Posts: 226 Member
    :|
  • ssbbg
    ssbbg Posts: 153 Member
    The_Enginerd wrote: »
    It's like the health/fitness version of the Turbo Encabulator...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXW0bx_Ooq4

    I almost posted this too... :). (Though I prefer the retro encabulator by Rockwell automation). However, the troubleshooting guide at the end of yours is pure gold. I've never seen that before.

  • twinkles4
    twinkles4 Posts: 124 Member
    This guy resembles a hack that came through town a few years ago, he was spouting some hoopla that he could tell what was wrong with you by just placing his hands on you. Then you had to buy his supplements after to treat whatever he said was wrong with you.

    Mom-in-law got suckered into his nonsense, she was the one telling me all about him and she paid to have the 'reading' done or whatever. He gave her this breakdown sheet of everything that's wrong with her and then she bought his supplements. Honestly, the way she described him, he sounded like the monorail guy from The Simpsons.

    Thing is, MIL has dangerously high cholesterol which she was taking medication for. She kept having chest pains, and DH and I kept harassing her to go to the hospital about it, and when she did, that was the outcome. This idiot tells her that her cholesterol is fine and she just has a thyroid problem, so she stops her medication and starts taking his supplements. Long story short, she ended up hospitalized for severe chest pains, thank goodness it wasn't a heart attack, but they kept her for several days regardless.
  • estherdragonbat
    estherdragonbat Posts: 5,283 Member
    SueSueDio wrote: »
    Don't cross the streams!

    It'll burn up the dilithium crystals in the matter-anti-matter reaction chamber!
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