Person above you... one night stand ... or stand up?

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Stand up... Can't date weights !

    Not with that attitude. I just came back from a date with a barbell. I hit it hard until I was gasping for breath and dripping with sweat. Then i wiped her down all slow like and admired her rack.

    That one really did make me laugh out loud!! I'll never look the same way at weights again!! :laugh:

    Just make sure you grip the shaft tightly enough and don't laugh while lifting. :tongue:
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
    one night stand if I swung for that side

    would have a 3 month stand with
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    Stand up. You're there, I'm here...it just wouldn't work.
  • smokeyg01
    smokeyg01 Posts: 1,064
    Stand up
  • Iamkim73
    Iamkim73 Posts: 924 Member
    Few nights
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
    Few nights

    coming over now
  • healthyandfitgirl14
    healthyandfitgirl14 Posts: 413 Member
    ONS, maybe even 2 ;)
  • smokeyg01
    smokeyg01 Posts: 1,064
    dude she was talking to me.
  • bbbgamer
    bbbgamer Posts: 582 Member
    outtttta here

    I was talking about dog girl...

    sorry dude, still stand up
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    dude she was talking to me.

    RAGE!!!
  • briley76
    briley76 Posts: 41 Member
    Runs for popcorn and awaits internet forum fighting to commence in 3...2...1...
  • JuantonBliss
    JuantonBliss Posts: 245 Member
    @whierd I don't date dead weights, sorry. I like a bit more, substance.
  • fatfrost
    fatfrost Posts: 367 Member
    Runs for popcorn and awaits internet forum fighting to commence in 3...2...1...

    I'm afraid you're getting stood up, my man. Your hair is too short for me.
  • smokeyg01
    smokeyg01 Posts: 1,064
    ONS, maybe even 2 ;)
    puts a new meaning to doggie style
  • briley76
    briley76 Posts: 41 Member
    Runs for popcorn and awaits internet forum fighting to commence in 3...2...1...

    I'm afraid you're getting stood up, my man. Your hair is too short for me.

    LOL!!! It's all good.
  • smokeyg01
    smokeyg01 Posts: 1,064
    Vodka anyone?
  • healthyandfitgirl14
    healthyandfitgirl14 Posts: 413 Member
    outtttta here

    I was talking about dog girl...

    sorry dude, still stand up

    you got something against dogs?
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
    dude she was talking to me.

    sorry bro u can def virtual bang her first



























    not serious finders keepers
  • LEX999
    LEX999 Posts: 2 Member
    stand up. no offense bro lol. But if was into big guns id totally be ur love tractor
  • HefferSprint
    HefferSprint Posts: 124 Member
    Okay, not the goat anymore
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Stand up so I can stay home and play Xcom
  • smokeyg01
    smokeyg01 Posts: 1,064
    dude she was talking to me.

    sorry bro u can def virtual bang her first
    I didn't look at the rest of her pictures ! Is she ugly?


























    not serious finders keepers
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    dude she was talking to me.

    sorry bro u can def virtual bang her first



























    not serious finders keepers
    I didn't look at the rest of her pictures ! Is she ugly?

    That was rude
    You are rude
    Stand up
  • smokeyg01
    smokeyg01 Posts: 1,064
    dude she was talking to me.

    sorry bro u can def virtual bang her first




    Oh no please don't stand me up!.... I might stalk you






















    not serious finders keepers
    I didn't look at the rest of her pictures ! Is she ugly?

    That was rude
    You are rude
    Stand up
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    My next book: "Quoting: The Complete How-To Guide"
  • nilleah
    nilleah Posts: 177
    Stand up. Not into inanimate objects.
  • bbbgamer
    bbbgamer Posts: 582 Member


    you got something against dogs?

    depends on how you cook them...
  • annwyatt69
    annwyatt69 Posts: 727 Member


    you got something against dogs?

    depends on how you cook them...

    Have to do the one nighter. Long as you don't cook my shih tzus. LOL
  • HefferSprint
    HefferSprint Posts: 124 Member
    I love hairy beasts!
  • smokeyg01
    smokeyg01 Posts: 1,064
    @nilleah. One night, two night and so on.
    @bbb. Dude. With that **** growing on your head. I dint think your hands would let you have a one night stand

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