Where are all the Single Women??
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DreAnt7414 wrote: »I once was seeing a girl, and I found out I was the warmup guy. I'd take her to dinner, get her mouth going, get the feelings pumping and then she'd tell me to leave so someone else could finish the job, so she'd tell me the next day.
"Haha hey my drunk friend had to sleep over last night, hope you didn't mind leaving early".
I was essentially a fluffer.
Man she played you like a real sucker hahaha
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happimess1 wrote: »A good date is when she puts out and a successful one is where I pull out.
I'm dying over here...Good 10 -
DreAnt7414 wrote: »
Gotta get my cardio in.0 -
browneyedgirl749 wrote: »DreAnt7414 wrote: »
Gotta get my cardio in.
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happimess1 wrote: »A good date is when she puts out and a successful one is where I pull out.
Ok I'm literally LOL.
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abetterme9366 wrote: »@beingmore1 @lstrat115 @MeeseeksAndDestroy @RunHardBeStrong @SEAHORSES4EVER @km8907 @LittleHearseDriver
Our prayers have been answered
I knew those naked rain dances would pay off!
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »abetterme9366 wrote: »@beingmore1 @lstrat115 @MeeseeksAndDestroy @RunHardBeStrong @SEAHORSES4EVER @km8907 @LittleHearseDriver
Our prayers have been answered
I knew those naked rain dances would pay off!
Gawwdd hahaha0 -
DreAnt7414 wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »So when is our big date?
I'm not set on Chinese.I'm up for anything....Little Caesars, Waffle House, Mickey D's
@CaptainFantastic00
You've not interested? I don't mean to brag, but I can put on ya like a pop tart.
Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »So when is our big date?
I'm not set on Chinese.I'm up for anything....Little Caesars, Waffle House, Mickey D's
I'm in for Waffle House. Who wants to get smothered and covered?
Ohh pick me, pick me! I like my gravy thick and pepper-y._barefoot_ wrote: »LittleHearseDriver wrote: »So when is our big date?
I'm not set on Chinese.I'm up for anything....Little Caesars, Waffle House, Mickey D's
You still dating your trainer ?
The Beast and I are still dating. He wasn't my trainer.2 -
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abetterme9366 wrote: »I hope each and every one of you appreciate how much I am biting my tongue. Fresh outta jail and all.
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abetterme9366 wrote: »I hope each and every one of you appreciate how much I am biting my tongue. Fresh outta jail and all.
Yay!! Proud of you!0 -
Not single but in a failing relationship. My boyfriend and I are trying to work everything out and get ourselves back to being in sync. But it's hard when I work during the day and he's working at night.0
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We've been waiting here for you. We were born in this room, we grew up in this room, and we thought we would die here... alone. But now you've arrived, and our lives can truly begin6
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cynthiabickham wrote: »Not single but in a failing relationship. My boyfriend and I are trying to work everything out and get ourselves back to being in sync. But it's hard when I work during the day and he's working at night.
It's ok I don't think anybody here in this thread is actually single haha...n def send him some sexy pictures or something ..spice it up gotta keep that flame burning1 -
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Me after completing the posts in this thread
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CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
I've said that.. errrr I've heard, I've heard that before.1 -
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Chemistry.0
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CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
Appreciate that n @lstrat115 I hope you believe it this time even though Ik you heard it before haha0 -
RunHardBeStrong wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »
I've said that.. errrr I've heard, I've heard that before.
What you say Ms. Right hook? @RunHardBeStrong0 -
beingmore1 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »First mfp date....you quote me then I quote you
This automatically leads us to a serious mfp relationship
Each time we quote each other is like us having another date
If you post a heart on my wall then we are mfp engaged
If I post a heart in your wall....that means I've already messaged all your mfp ladies and claimed you or I'm mfp pregnant
This is alarming
Yes. Yes it is. But it is the rules. And we just quoted each other. You know what that means!!!! Wedding dress shopping!!!!
Congratulations @hellvee n @beingmore1 when's the wedding?0 -
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CoffeeAndContour wrote: »A perfect date is one you don't want to end.
Best Answer All day!!0 -
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