Bored at a bbq
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It's 4:30am where I am. Can we talk about donuts instead of BBQ?2
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_Captivated_ wrote: »It's 4:30am where I am. Can we talk about donuts instead of BBQ?
I guess, not a fan of donuts, they seem boring or at least over hyped. What’s your favourite?0 -
I only like the ones from this local place we have.
How about bacon? Is that better?0 -
_Captivated_ wrote: »
I only like the ones from this local place we have.
How about bacon? Is that better?
Bacons ok, again, over hyped a bit.0 -
_Captivated_ wrote: »
I only like the ones from this local place we have.
How about bacon? Is that better?
Bacons ok, again, over hyped a bit.
Well you're weird.2 -
_Captivated_ wrote: »_Captivated_ wrote: »
I only like the ones from this local place we have.
How about bacon? Is that better?
Bacons ok, again, over hyped a bit.
Well you're weird.
Awe
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Barbecued cat!0
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I am not a clown!0
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@_Captivated_ wrote: »It's 4:30am where I am. Can we talk about donuts instead of BBQ?
Glazed?1 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »
I had it near by, I don’t carry it in me at all times, I am not a nutter0 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »
A nutter is a crazy person (to my knowledge...)0 -
Little Johnny was in class one day when the teacher came to the front of the class and said, "Is there anyone in the class who thinks they are stupid? If so please stand." No one stood. The teacher said again, "Please, we're not judging you, but if you think you are stupid please stand." At first no one stood, then after a bit little Johnny got out of his seat. The teacher asked, "Johnny, why do you think you're stupid." Johnny replied, "I don't. I just felt bad for you standing there all by yourself!"1
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ROBOT FOR SALE:
A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
The son says, "I did some homework."
The robot slaps the son.
The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."
Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
Son says, "Toy Story."
The robot slaps the son.
Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn."
Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was."
The robot slaps the father.
Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The robot slaps the mother.
Robot for sale. Mom and dad in the process of a divorce.4 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »livingleanlivingclean wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »
A nutter is a crazy person (to my knowledge...)
i figured. my dirty mind kicked in for a sec
nutter
ˈnʌtə/
noun British informal
noun: nutter; plural noun: nutters
a mad or eccentric person.1 -
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Are you eating smoked pig butts?0
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Cutaway_Collar wrote: »Didn’t know they did BBQs down in Oz.
Australian BBQ is grilling - typically steak/chops, sausages, onions. Sometimes burger patties. Chicken, kebabs, seafood, vegies too...0 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »Her Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
His Diary:
Motorcycle won’t start…can't figure out why.
Your comments are hysterical!!0 -
OutOfUserName wrote: »TayElise94 wrote: »OutOfUserName wrote: »Her Diary:
Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it. Conversation wasn't flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn't say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, 'Nothing.' I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said he wasn't upset, that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it. On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving. I can't explain his behavior I don't know why he didn't say, 'I love you, too.' When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent. Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts were somewhere else. He fell asleep - I cried. I don't know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.
His Diary:
Motorcycle won’t start…can't figure out why.
Your comments are hysterical!!
its a hit and miss.... mostly miss though
Oh my word! Well a hit for me apparently! I can't stop laughing!1 -
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Gross!0
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That wasn't even a joke wtf.1
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