Bored at a bbq

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Merkavar
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Anyone want to send me some jokes or funny images or otherwise entertain me.

I am bored at a family bbq
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  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
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    It's 4:30am where I am. Can we talk about donuts instead of BBQ?
  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
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    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    It's 4:30am where I am. Can we talk about donuts instead of BBQ?

    I guess, not a fan of donuts, they seem boring or at least over hyped. What’s your favourite?
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
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    I only like the ones from this local place we have.

    How about bacon? Is that better?
  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
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    _Captivated_ wrote: »
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    I only like the ones from this local place we have.

    How about bacon? Is that better?

    Bacons ok, again, over hyped a bit.
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
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    Merkavar wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
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    I only like the ones from this local place we have.

    How about bacon? Is that better?

    Bacons ok, again, over hyped a bit.

    Well you're weird.
  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
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    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    Merkavar wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    0rn97wj41ad6.gif

    I only like the ones from this local place we have.

    How about bacon? Is that better?

    Bacons ok, again, over hyped a bit.

    Well you're weird.

    Awe :disappointed:
  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
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    Entertaining my self
  • JeromeBarry1
    JeromeBarry1 Posts: 10,182 Member
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    Barbecued cat!
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
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    I am not a clown!
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
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    @_Captivated_ wrote: »
    It's 4:30am where I am. Can we talk about donuts instead of BBQ?

    Glazed?
  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
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    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    Merkavar wrote: »
    Entertaining my self

    do you carry that mask or whatever it is with you all the time?

    I had it near by, I don’t carry it in me at all times, I am not a nutter
  • livingleanlivingclean
    livingleanlivingclean Posts: 11,752 Member
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    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    Merkavar wrote: »
    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    Merkavar wrote: »
    Entertaining my self

    do you carry that mask or whatever it is with you all the time?

    I had it near by, I don’t carry it in me at all times, I am not a nutter

    im just wondering. a nutter? lol i translated that wront at first haha!

    A nutter is a crazy person (to my knowledge...)
  • jondspen
    jondspen Posts: 253 Member
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    Little Johnny was in class one day when the teacher came to the front of the class and said, "Is there anyone in the class who thinks they are stupid? If so please stand." No one stood. The teacher said again, "Please, we're not judging you, but if you think you are stupid please stand." At first no one stood, then after a bit little Johnny got out of his seat. The teacher asked, "Johnny, why do you think you're stupid." Johnny replied, "I don't. I just felt bad for you standing there all by yourself!"
  • jondspen
    jondspen Posts: 253 Member
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    ROBOT FOR SALE:

    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
    He decides to test it out at dinner one night.
    The father asks his son what he did that afternoon.
    The son says, "I did some homework."
    The robot slaps the son.
    The son says, "Ok, Ok, I was at a friend's house watching movies."
    Dad asks, "What movie did you watch?"
    Son says, "Toy Story."
    The robot slaps the son.
    Son says, "Ok, Ok, we were watching p*rn."
    Dad says, "What? At your age I didn't even know what p*rn was."
    The robot slaps the father.
    Mom laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
    The robot slaps the mother.

    Robot for sale. Mom and dad in the process of a divorce.
  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
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    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    livingleanlivingclean wrote: »
    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    Merkavar wrote: »
    OutOfUserName wrote: »
    Merkavar wrote: »
    Entertaining my self

    do you carry that mask or whatever it is with you all the time?

    I had it near by, I don’t carry it in me at all times, I am not a nutter

    im just wondering. a nutter? lol i translated that wront at first haha!

    A nutter is a crazy person (to my knowledge...)

    i figured. my dirty mind kicked in for a sec

    nutter
    ˈnʌtə/
    noun British informal
    noun: nutter; plural noun: nutters

    a mad or eccentric person.
  • Renaissance_Turtle
    Renaissance_Turtle Posts: 960 Member
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    Are you eating smoked pig butts?
  • Fyreside
    Fyreside Posts: 444 Member
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    Merkavar wrote: »
    I am not a nutter

    And yet you say Bacon is overhyped... Sounds like crazy talk to me.

  • livingleanlivingclean
    livingleanlivingclean Posts: 11,752 Member
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    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    Didn’t know they did BBQs down in Oz.

    Australian BBQ is grilling - typically steak/chops, sausages, onions. Sometimes burger patties. Chicken, kebabs, seafood, vegies too...

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