Cauliflower lasagna

Achrya

This, my good people, is the ultimate in cauliflower dishes.

First you will need a crap ton of cauliflower. You'll also need 3 pots and one skillet.

In your skillet you will place a large amount of roughly chopped cauliflower, with a little oil and garlic, and then let that do it's thing. This is your meat.

In a pot you will boil cauliflower until it's a soupy mess. Puree even further, just in case. Add a little milk, unless you believe milking cows is tantamount to abuse in which case just roll with your cauliflower soup. Season to taste. This is your sauce.

In another pot you will boil your cauliflower just a bit, leaving it firm. Cut into fourths then using the side of your cheese grater that makes slices...slice. This is your pasta.

Last pot, boil yet more of that cauliflower until done. Use cheese grater again (Or food processor) and go crazy until it's the texture of rice. This is your cheese.

Put a little sauce in bottom of pan then begin to layer: fake noodles, fake meat, fake sauce, fake cheese. Keep going til you hit the top/are all out. Throw some sliced up grape tomatoes on top for much needed color. Unless they're gmo then screw that. Place in oven and bake.

Take out, allow to set, then slice and eat.

randomtai

Omg.. THIS is EXACTLY what I need to "jumpstart" my metabolism. *throws out her Slim Fast shakes* :laugh:

cmurphy252

BAAHAAAA . . . . . these "lasagna" topics are giving me life today LOL :laugh: !

RunFarLiveHappy

Sounds "life changing"

Cadori

No nutritional info? :grumble:

Achrya

No nutritional info? :grumble:

My bad.

Assuming five large heads of cauliflower and none of the extras, and 12 servings, it's 88 calories. 6g of protein, less than 1g of fat, and 15g of carbs.

Vivian06703188

that's a lot of work for some cauliflower

jofjltncb6

In...

...for life-changing.

Grimmerick

Momma always told me, God doesn't like ugly but whatever as long as you're having fun I always say.

k8blujay2

and if it isn't lasagna is cauliflower.... so why not kill two birds with one stone.:laugh:

Azhei

I like it... but if you slice zuchini or eggplant lengthwise for your "noodles" it will keep it sturdier.

UsedToBeHusky

You must have missed this one.

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/815290-cauliflower-lasagna?hl=cauliflower#posts-12214131

Achrya

You must have missed this one.

http://www.myfitnesspal.com/topics/show/815290-cauliflower-lasagna?hl=cauliflower#posts-12214131

And now I'm horrified. Thanks for the nightmares.

TeaBea

that's a lot of work for some cauliflower

No ..... it's not cauliflower ...... it's lasagna ...... it's supposed to be a lot of work :laugh:

Sedna_51

"Yar! That's going to replace the whale in my nightmares."

Achrya

Momma always told me, God doesn't like ugly but whatever as long as you're having fun I always say.

My mom always told me cauliflower is broccoli's less pretty, less intelligent, less worthwhile sister and that's why it wasn't allowed in our house. Your mother is probably nicer, but less fun, than my mom.

Contrarian

I fear change, so I fear cauliflower.

Cadori

I actually love cauliflower.

xDawnsgrace

or just boil water and bake air and you have yourself a warm house and a meal for 0 calories!

Mr_Bad_Example

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