How to not offend people on MFP today

Grimmerick
Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
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1. Know how to use correct grammar and spelling AT ALL TIMES, that means triple checking before posting. (I am not gonna do that)

2. Do not allude to regular lasagna being garbage, it will cause two other topics and start a holy war.

3. Do not blame someone else for your lack of willpower with the food they eat in front of you.

Have I missed anything for today?
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  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    Yes, but I'm not telling you of all people :angry:
  • AJ_G
    AJ_G Posts: 4,158 Member
    I find your mustache offensive to people who cannot grow mustaches :wink:
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    I find your mustache offensive to people who cannot grow mustaches :wink:

    you must hate Sam Elliott, he's my idol ;)
  • TR0berts
    TR0berts Posts: 7,739 Member
    1. Know how to use correct grammar and spelling AT ALL TIMES, that means triple checking before posting. (I am not gonna do that)

    2. Do not allude to regular lasagna being garbage, it will cause two other topics and start a holy war.

    3. Do not blame someone else for your lack of willpower with the food they eat in front of you.

    Have I missed anything for today?


    4. Stay off of MFP.
  • AJ_G
    AJ_G Posts: 4,158 Member
    I find your mustache offensive to people who cannot grow mustaches :wink:

    you must hate Sam Elliott, he's my idol ;)

    Sam Elliot is a god among men.

    "The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals."
  • MyaPapaya75
    MyaPapaya75 Posts: 3,143 Member
    I love to loose my weight! :drinker:
    I don't eat my workout cals either! :explode:
    Edited to say I want a thigh gap!
    And I eat 1200 calories and never Plateau or starvation mode! OMG!
  • JustAboutDelicious_wechanged
    JustAboutDelicious_wechanged Posts: 2,486 Member
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  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    I find your mustache offensive to people who cannot grow mustaches :wink:

    you must hate Sam Elliott, he's my idol ;)

    Sam Elliot is a god among men.

    "The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals."

    The quintessential man's man. Watched Tombstone the other day *sigh* just love that one. But Val Kilmer is the one that takes that movie to the next level.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    Mine is a 2-part question. 1) does this just go for today? 2) if not, will you be sure to make a how not to daily?
  • Bankman1989
    Bankman1989 Posts: 1,116 Member
    I am BAD at this!
  • skinnyinnotime
    skinnyinnotime Posts: 4,078 Member
    Yeh you forgot about not being allowed to have a differing opinion because that's just being a mean bully
  • etoiles_argentees
    etoiles_argentees Posts: 2,827 Member
    Who is Sam Elliott?
  • Mgregory723
    Mgregory723 Posts: 529 Member
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  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
    sorry, what....you said Sam Elliott and I couldn't concentrate on anything after that.....
  • dsjohndrow
    dsjohndrow Posts: 1,820 Member
    It's impossible to be offense free on MFP.

    Lasagna sucks.
  • TheDoctorDana
    TheDoctorDana Posts: 595 Member
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    :love:

    Now what were we talkin' about? Oh yeah, Imma start a detox tomorrow :bigsmile:
  • moonshine_betty
    moonshine_betty Posts: 169 Member
    "I don't eat clean!!! IIFYM!!!!! "

    "A calorie is not just a calorie!! Eating clean is the only way to lose weight!!!"

    "Bacon!!!!!"


    Those threads are always fun.
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    Who is Sam Elliott?

    I don't know you, but you are dead to me.
  • miss_jessiejane
    miss_jessiejane Posts: 2,819 Member
    Who is Sam Elliott?

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  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    Mine is a 2-part question. 1) does this just go for today? 2) if not, will you be sure to make a how not to daily?

    It does go just for today, but totally covers topics that have been brought up in the past.

    I will think about doing this everyday if I get awesome responses on this one.
  • AJ_G
    AJ_G Posts: 4,158 Member
    I find your mustache offensive to people who cannot grow mustaches :wink:

    you must hate Sam Elliott, he's my idol ;)

    Sam Elliot is a god among men.

    "The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals."

    The quintessential man's man. Watched Tombstone the other day *sigh* just love that one. But Val Kilmer is the one that takes that movie to the next level.

    That's true, love that movie, but then again, I love almost all westerns, especially if they The Duke in them, John Wayne is my hero haha
  • sukiwabi
    sukiwabi Posts: 221 Member
    Offer them some nice deep, dark chocolate balls, give them a backrub, and for god's sake don't type 'chic' when you really meant 'chick'
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
    calling fat people curvy always works
  • eric_sg61
    eric_sg61 Posts: 2,925 Member
    Yeh you forgot about not being allowed to have a differing opinion because that's just being a mean bully
    or being a controlling, dominant alpha male:explode:
  • itsscottwilder
    itsscottwilder Posts: 317
    Here's the thing. Some people need to be offended every now and then.

    "i don't want to eat right. I don't want to walk. Someone else is sabotaging me. I don't want to change my life but I don't understand why the pounds aren't melting off"

    You know what? You're being a child. If that offends you than it offends you. Tough luck.
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    I find your mustache offensive to people who cannot grow mustaches :wink:

    you must hate Sam Elliott, he's my idol ;)

    Sam Elliot is a god among men.

    "The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals."

    The quintessential man's man. Watched Tombstone the other day *sigh* just love that one. But Val Kilmer is the one that takes that movie to the next level.

    That's true, love that movie, but then again, I love almost all westerns, especially if they The Duke in them, John Wayne is my hero haha

    Mclintock and The Quiet Man are my fave John Wayne Movies. How far do you think he would have gotten using Marion Morrison? Not very manly lol.
  • Iron_Lotus
    Iron_Lotus Posts: 2,295 Member
    Yeh you forgot about not being allowed to have a differing opinion because that's just being a mean bully

    This! A million times this!
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
    haha curvy hahahaha

    If I hear one more thing about needing to eat back workout cals I am going to milk the fat cow who says it

    would watch/10
  • Grimmerick
    Grimmerick Posts: 3,342 Member
    Yeh you forgot about not being allowed to have a differing opinion because that's just being a mean bully
    or being a controlling, dominant alpha male:explode:

    Oh I love those, Yum
  • happywithme12
    happywithme12 Posts: 477 Member
    Having an opinion that they don't agree with and not using proper punctuation really gets people going as well as answering there forum question in a way they did not want to hear it answered. DON'T ASK FOR AN OPINION IF YOU DON'T REALLY WANT ONE PEOPLE.

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