If you could tell your S.O one thing to improve intercourse, it would be?

Options
2»

Replies

  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,695 Member
    Options
    Make sure there's a sammich after.

    A.C.E. Certified Personal and Group Fitness Trainer
    IDEA Fitness member
    Kickboxing Certified Instructor
    Been in fitness for 30 years and have studied kinesiology and nutrition
    9285851.png
  • KyleGrace8
    KyleGrace8 Posts: 2,205 Member
    Options
    Imma need to be paid more
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,507 Member
    Options
    SEAHORSES4EVER wrote: »
    Tell me I'm pretty in four different languages, pull my hair and shout insults at me. <3

    Good Morning!
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,507 Member
    Options
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Not to move so much, it’s hard enough already to not spill my nachos


    did ya ever get guac and cheese on a pillowcase with refried beans and sour cream spilled on the bedsheets, only to learn it's really not sour cream?




    me neither.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Options
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    caco_ethes wrote: »
    Not to move so much, it’s hard enough already to not spill my nachos


    did ya ever get guac and cheese on a pillowcase with refried beans and sour cream spilled on the bedsheets, only to learn it's really not sour cream?




    me neither.

    At my place that is called foreplay.
  • Corprina
    Corprina Posts: 215 Member
    Options
    I would be so open to fulfilling your wildest fantasies ... but hey, the "wam bam thank you ma'am" just isn't cuttin it, dude.
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    Options
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Get the *kitten* off of my hair
    Cutaway_Collar wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Get the *kitten* off of my hair
    ???

    It’s a thing.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    Options
    "Slide over so @abetterme9366 can get in here"
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Options
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Get the *kitten* off of my hair

    lmao... there is so much trooth in this for me! :laugh:
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Options
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    RoxieDawn wrote: »
    abetterme9366 wrote: »
    Get the *kitten* off of my hair

    lmao... there is so much trooth in this for me! :laugh:

    It’s a serious problem

    For realz!!!!
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    Options
    can I bring a friend? no can you bring a friend

Categories