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CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »
I would be okay with no one watching.... sometimes when I'm doing my makeup I narrate like I'm a youtube star.
And when my kids are being dicks in the grocery store I always secretly pretend I'm a reality TV star and there are people worldwide commiserating with me over "kids these days".
TMI?
JTRAOI
I had to urban dictionary that.0 -
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Just_J_Now wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »
Of course it was. Real knee slapper.
That's ok. We can't all have a sense of humor.
I know right. Not everyone is funny but at least they try, so that's cool. :flowerforyou:
So why exactly are you in a bad mood today? Because you sure seem like it. Would you find fault with a unicorn dropping a million bucks in your lap? Geez.0 -
SabotageinStilettos wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »
I would be okay with no one watching.... sometimes when I'm doing my makeup I narrate like I'm a youtube star.
And when my kids are being dicks in the grocery store I always secretly pretend I'm a reality TV star and there are people worldwide commiserating with me over "kids these days".
TMI?
JTRAOI
I had to urban dictionary that.
Can you just tell the rest of us what it is then?
Just the right amount of info...
Gawd thanks for asking. I felt my age there.1 -
Just_J_Now wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »
Of course it was. Real knee slapper.
That's ok. We can't all have a sense of humor.
I know right. Not everyone is funny but at least they try, so that's cool. :flowerforyou:
So why exactly are you in a bad mood today? Because you sure seem like it. Would you find fault with a unicorn dropping a million bucks in your lap? Geez.
:laugh: You didn't like the flower?0 -
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Just_J_Now wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »
Of course it was. Real knee slapper.
That's ok. We can't all have a sense of humor.
I know right. Not everyone is funny but at least they try, so that's cool. :flowerforyou:
So why exactly are you in a bad mood today? Because you sure seem like it. Would you find fault with a unicorn dropping a million bucks in your lap? Geez.
:laugh: You didn't like the flower?
I did. It was thoughtful, but I felt it was as phony as my heart was.0 -
SabotageinStilettos wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »SabotageinStilettos wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »
I would be okay with no one watching.... sometimes when I'm doing my makeup I narrate like I'm a youtube star.
And when my kids are being dicks in the grocery store I always secretly pretend I'm a reality TV star and there are people worldwide commiserating with me over "kids these days".
TMI?
JTRAOI
I had to urban dictionary that.
Can you just tell the rest of us what it is then?
Just the right amount of info...
Gawd thanks for asking. I felt my age there.
I’m so old I couldn’t remember the letters in the right order in order to urban dictionary
I copied and pasted lmao.
My favorite kid this morning told me the top of my head was sparkly. He was referring to my gray roots. Im re-evaluating his favorite status now.0 -
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Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »
I would be okay with no one watching.... sometimes when I'm doing my makeup I narrate like I'm a youtube star.
And when my kids are being dicks in the grocery store I always secretly pretend I'm a reality TV star and there are people worldwide commiserating with me over "kids these days".
TMI?
JTRAOI
I had to urban dictionary that.
Was... was it in there? I just took the letters Just The Right Amount Of Information0 -
CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »
I would be okay with no one watching.... sometimes when I'm doing my makeup I narrate like I'm a youtube star.
And when my kids are being dicks in the grocery store I always secretly pretend I'm a reality TV star and there are people worldwide commiserating with me over "kids these days".
TMI?
JTRAOI
I had to urban dictionary that.
Was... was it in there? I just took the letters Just The Right Amount Of Information
IT WAS!1 -
SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
I ordered some StriVectin and it came in the mail the other day. My daughter asked me what it was for. She’s very snarky and I didn’t want to tell her it was for my crows feet and give her ammo so I said “it keeps mommy pretty” to which she immediately replied “good luck with that”. I can’t even be mad.Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »SabotageinStilettos wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »SabotageinStilettos wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »
I would be okay with no one watching.... sometimes when I'm doing my makeup I narrate like I'm a youtube star.
And when my kids are being dicks in the grocery store I always secretly pretend I'm a reality TV star and there are people worldwide commiserating with me over "kids these days".
TMI?
JTRAOI
I had to urban dictionary that.
Can you just tell the rest of us what it is then?
Just the right amount of info...
Gawd thanks for asking. I felt my age there.
I’m so old I couldn’t remember the letters in the right order in order to urban dictionary
I copied and pasted lmao.
My favorite kid this morning told me the top of my head was sparkly. He was referring to my gray roots. Im re-evaluating his favorite status now.
And this is the future.1 -
Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »Just_J_Now wrote: »
I would be okay with no one watching.... sometimes when I'm doing my makeup I narrate like I'm a youtube star.
And when my kids are being dicks in the grocery store I always secretly pretend I'm a reality TV star and there are people worldwide commiserating with me over "kids these days".
TMI?
JTRAOI
I had to urban dictionary that.
Was... was it in there? I just took the letters Just The Right Amount Of Information
IT WAS!
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I know. I would be too reasonable.1
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Salads0
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So not worth it.0
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My boss walked into work today being a super *kitten*, as she gave me the nastiest look she tripped.
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So thats where kitten came from? lol1
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Caporegiem wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
I am not supposed to love this, but I do
Oh good, I second guessed myself after I posted it. It's all in good fun, I am not serious. I laughed too hard at it when I found it.
Well free tip: I suggest deleting everything in your inbox for the next few days without looking.
Hahahaha! I do that most days anyway, unless it's from someone I actually interact with!
Don't delete the one I just sent. I put way too much time and effort into it for it to be instantly deleted.
Got it. How did you get into that postition???????0 -
I cant respond anymore.0
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RunHardBeStrong wrote: »Caporegiem wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »4legsRbetterthan2 wrote: »RunHardBeStrong wrote: »
I am not supposed to love this, but I do
Oh good, I second guessed myself after I posted it. It's all in good fun, I am not serious. I laughed too hard at it when I found it.
Well free tip: I suggest deleting everything in your inbox for the next few days without looking.
Hahahaha! I do that most days anyway, unless it's from someone I actually interact with!
Don't delete the one I just sent. I put way too much time and effort into it for it to be instantly deleted.
Got it. How did you get into that postition???????
My bro helped.0 -
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That butt is so big because it's full of secrets.2
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UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »_seahorses5ever wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_seahorses5ever wrote: »I CAN'T HELP THAT I HAVE A HEAVY FLOW AND A WIDE SET VAGINA
She doesn't even GO here!
I want my pink shirt back, I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK
Yeah but, he's my 1st cousin
You guys need anything? Snacks? Condoms?0 -
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CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »_seahorses5ever wrote: »CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »_seahorses5ever wrote: »I CAN'T HELP THAT I HAVE A HEAVY FLOW AND A WIDE SET VAGINA
She doesn't even GO here!
I want my pink shirt back, I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK
Yeah but, he's my 1st cousin
You guys need anything? Snacks? Condoms?
Why dont you go fix your hair or something?1
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