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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    CatsIvuE wrote: »
    Wow, people are so fake.

    Is any of it real... It's all just one big illusion
    CatsIvuE wrote: »
    Wow, people are so fake.

    Is this real life?
    CatsIvuE wrote: »
    Wow, people are so fake.

    Is this real life?

    Meh.

    It's just a fantasy.

    Maybe so! One thing is for sure, our perception shapes our reality. Sometimes it just stings to realize that someone is not what they seem.

    They are never what they seem

    Agree 1000%
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    You really don't want it to be you.

    *kitten*. Was it me? I’m well know for my open mouth, insert footd.
    FIFY
    Are you calling me fat? Do you know me? Have you been peeping in my windows?

    Of course not (the tag on your tank is showing)...

    Ugh. I’d rip it out but lemme finish my Reese’s king cup first. My hands are all chocolatey

    Good deal - 25297.png

    ... glad that that is chocolate as well... VERY glad;
    especially with what you were doing 13-minutes ago
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2018
    7H3_J0K3R wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Fireball
    307ee8eaffd557137af12d43921c29be--cinnamon-apples-cinnamon-whiskey.jpg
    Angry Balls

    Two wrongs don't make a right.
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    That’s actually just a myth

    Yeah, but 3-rights make a left (alternately, 2-rights make a U-turn)
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    You really don't want it to be you.

    *kitten*. Was it me? I’m well know for my open mouth, insert footd.
    FIFY
    Are you calling me fat? Do you know me? Have you been peeping in my windows?

    Of course not (the tag on your tank is showing)...

    Ugh. I’d rip it out but lemme finish my Reese’s king cup first. My hands are all chocolatey

    Good deal - 25297.png

    ... glad that that is chocolate as well... VERY glad;
    especially with what you were doing 13-minutes ago

    Uh look, I can explain...I was desperate, I needed the money! You gotta understand.
    Mom used to say the same thing...
    ... worked for me; I'll leave a little something for ya in the mailbox on my way home
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    You really don't want it to be you.

    *kitten*. Was it me? I’m well know for my open mouth, insert foot.

    Definitely wasn't you. But come on dude. You know you're not flexible enough to put your foot in your mouth.

    I have video that may (or may not) be available for a fee.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    You really don't want it to be you.

    *kitten*. Was it me? I’m well know for my open mouth, insert foot.

    Definitely wasn't you. But come on dude. You know you're not flexible enough to put your foot in your mouth.

    If I can hold my ankles to my ears, I can damn sure put my foot in my mouth. Don’t act like you haven’t seen that video.

    I’ve also seen her put her lipstick on with her cleavage like Molly Ringwold
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    You really don't want it to be you.

    *kitten*. Was it me? I’m well know for my open mouth, insert foot.

    Definitely wasn't you. But come on dude. You know you're not flexible enough to put your foot in your mouth.

    If I can hold my ankles to my ears, I can damn sure put my foot in my mouth. Don’t act like you haven’t seen that video.

    I’ve also seen her put her lipstick on with her cleavage like Molly Ringwold

    ... butt-cleavage, FTW.
  • denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    You really don't want it to be you.

    *kitten*. Was it me? I’m well know for my open mouth, insert foot.

    Definitely wasn't you. But come on dude. You know you're not flexible enough to put your foot in your mouth.

    If I can hold my ankles to my ears, I can damn sure put my foot in my mouth. Don’t act like you haven’t seen that video.

    Is this video available if I upgrade to premium? I have my credit card ready.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    You really don't want it to be you.

    *kitten*. Was it me? I’m well know for my open mouth, insert foot.

    Definitely wasn't you. But come on dude. You know you're not flexible enough to put your foot in your mouth.

    If I can hold my ankles to my ears, I can damn sure put my foot in my mouth. Don’t act like you haven’t seen that video.

    Is this video available if I upgrade to premium? I have my credit card ready.

    Yes. It's in the special "Members" section adjacent to the 18+ toe-clipping archives.
  • denny_mac wrote: »
    denny_mac wrote: »
    You really don't want it to be you.

    *kitten*. Was it me? I’m well know for my open mouth, insert foot.

    Definitely wasn't you. But come on dude. You know you're not flexible enough to put your foot in your mouth.

    If I can hold my ankles to my ears, I can damn sure put my foot in my mouth. Don’t act like you haven’t seen that video.

    Is this video available if I upgrade to premium? I have my credit card ready.

    Free for you. Use promo code scissorsisters.

    Already in my auto text suggestions... so super fast and easy! Just how I like it! ;)
  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
    If only...
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    You're creepy AF

    Sorry, I’m working on that
  • RomaineCalm
    RomaineCalm Posts: 3,972 Member
    I get that a lot. :#
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Haha i guess catching all the Pokemon back fired
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited April 2018
    Magic isn't real. It's tricks done by liars!
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    And you are awesome! Oh my bad wrong thread. :s
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    That’s nice
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Limitations? How often can that be chanted
  • Pinkferry12345
    Pinkferry12345 Posts: 430 Member
    You should change your name to Jerlikeseverything

    I think maid dislikes me. So sad
  • mustacheU2Lift
    mustacheU2Lift Posts: 5,844 Member
    Tomorrow is too late
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