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UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »Sometimes, I meditate and become the bacon
sometimes i kiss the bacon softly, to tenderize it
Sometimes I use bacon as deodorant.
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UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »UrBaconMeCr8zy wrote: »Sometimes, I meditate and become the bacon
sometimes i kiss the bacon softly, to tenderize it
Sometimes I use bacon as deodorant.
Sometimes I throw bacon at the lady dancers at the seedy places i visit
This reminds me of the secret civilization I started where bacon is the highest form of currency
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beingmore1 wrote: »resale3108 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »resale3108 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »resale3108 wrote: »The subtle superiority of being right all the time is having the grace to let others think they are right, then quietly doing what you know is right.......apparently.
Not for me. I carry a horn in my purse and toot it whenever I’m right. I prefer everyone knows.
That’s fraught with peril! What if - unlikely as it may be - that you might once be incorrect/inaccurate/imprecise ( cant bear to say....... (whisper) wrong)?
If I’m....dare I say...wrong....it’s because the other person was so Terrible in their wrongness first, thereby infecting my rightness with their wrongness in the first place
Goodness - and have you ever been infected wrongly....... or wrongly infected....whichever way it goes (note to self: don’t say “in” at the end of that last sentence)
Just that once when I was bitten by an atomically mutated spider. That was wrong on many levels.
Surely you have some extra-special abilities now? But do you produce silk? Or are you just hairy with extra big eyes, now?0 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »resale3108 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »resale3108 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »resale3108 wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »resale3108 wrote: »The subtle superiority of being right all the time is having the grace to let others think they are right, then quietly doing what you know is right.......apparently.
Not for me. I carry a horn in my purse and toot it whenever I’m right. I prefer everyone knows.
That’s fraught with peril! What if - unlikely as it may be - that you might once be incorrect/inaccurate/imprecise ( cant bear to say....... (whisper) wrong)?
If I’m....dare I say...wrong....it’s because the other person was so Terrible in their wrongness first, thereby infecting my rightness with their wrongness in the first place
Goodness - and have you ever been infected wrongly....... or wrongly infected....whichever way it goes (note to self: don’t say “in” at the end of that last sentence)
Just that once when I was bitten by an atomically mutated spider. That was wrong on many levels.
Surely you have some extra-special abilities now? But do you produce silk? Or are you just hairy with extra big eyes, now?
Besides my luxurious mustache, that I've mentioned on here before, my eyebrows are now a most impressive unibrow. I can't spin silk, but I can blow my nose holding the tissue in just one hand.
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Who put the bomp in the bomp ba bomp ba bomp
Who put the ram in the ramalama ding dong0 -
If you poke it, you have eat it.0
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How many times can one person rage quit?!6
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I think the answer is 528460
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_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »How many times can one person rage quit?!
There's this one guy who would be the one to ask but he quit again recently. If he's still around, he's hiding his telltale personality quirks so as to blend seamlessly into the crowd. When he comes back you can ask him.
I have no doubt he's still around. No one really quits.2 -
Ahh desperation. So dreamy.2
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caco_ethes wrote: »Ahh desperation. So dreamy.
Just love me. Is that so difficult???1 -
_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Ahh desperation. So dreamy.
Just love me. Is that so difficult???
I admit to nothing at the risk of appearing desper- screw that, I love you
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Carolina moonshine!!!
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caco_ethes wrote: »_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Ahh desperation. So dreamy.
Just love me. Is that so difficult???
I admit to nothing at the risk of appearing desper- screw that, I love you
I KNEW it... lol1 -
_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Ahh desperation. So dreamy.
Just love me. Is that so difficult???
I admit to nothing at the risk of appearing desper- screw that, I love you
I KNEW it... lol
Dammit, I knew I should’ve only done two heart eye emojis1 -
caco_ethes wrote: »_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »_Deadman_Walking_ wrote: »caco_ethes wrote: »Ahh desperation. So dreamy.
Just love me. Is that so difficult???
I admit to nothing at the risk of appearing desper- screw that, I love you
I KNEW it... lol
Dammit, I knew I should’ve only done two heart eye emojis
Two would have been vague. Three is pretty serious.1 -
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beingmore1 wrote: »well so and so hasn't givenme any heart eye emojis. Considering rage quit.
You should try a graceful quit. It was really quite nice and I enjoyed my vacation a lot more as a result.1 -
I will win this battle of wills0
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TeacupsAndToning wrote: »beingmore1 wrote: »well so and so hasn't givenme any heart eye emojis. Considering rage quit.
You should try a graceful quit. It was really quite nice and I enjoyed my vacation a lot more as a result.
Yes but some of us were left flabbergasted and wondering what happened and we may or may not have bawled
No time for bawling when you’re balling0
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