Flirt with person above me?

halflingpie

Bridge_marie wrote: »

halflingpie wrote: »

Wanna play army?

XD

Never heard that one before. Lol

It's an old one. The punchline is...
"I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me."

halflingpie

What about...

Do you want to play house?
You be the screen door and I'll slam you.

KimberlinaB

haha He's busy flirting with Bridge_Marie :P

KimberlinaB

mjconnolly70 wrote: »

If she wants me too

Bring it

TheIronsMan

How you doin?

Minion_training_program

Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?

kershaann

Get naked, I have a plan.

happimess01

Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise😁

kershaann

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna work out?

TheIronsMan

Sure do!!

Cat0703a

Do you like Star Wars? Because yoda only one for me!

TheIronsMan

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

kershaann

"Fly Eagles Fly"

TheIronsMan

Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

kershaann

Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?

TheIronsMan

Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.

PaperDoll_

Hi. ‘Wink wink’ and stuff.

happimess01

Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my... 😆

Callousedthoughts

Is that a PD in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Cat0703a

Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.

TheIronsMan

Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.

kershaann

Let's do some "we shouldn't be doing this" type things.

TheIronsMan

I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?

kershaann

My ideal body weight is yours on mine.

PaperDoll_

Hey.. is that you, dad? *Twirls hair seductively*

TheIronsMan

I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.

kershaann

kissing right?

TheIronsMan

Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.

Cat0703a

I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.

happimess01

let me give you more than the tip