Flirt with person above me?
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Bridge_marie wrote: »halflingpie wrote: »Wanna play army?
XD
Never heard that one before. Lol
It's an old one. The punchline is...
"I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me."1 -
What about...
Do you want to play house?
You be the screen door and I'll slam you.0 -
haha He's busy flirting with Bridge_Marie :P1
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mjconnolly70 wrote: »If she wants me too
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How you doin?1
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Kiss me if I'm wrong. But dinosaurs still exist, right?0
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Get naked, I have a plan.1
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Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise😁2
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Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, wanna work out?0
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Sure do!!0
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Do you like Star Wars? Because yoda only one for me!1
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Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?0
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"Fly Eagles Fly"1
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Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?1
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Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?1
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Your body is made up of 70% water. . .and I’m thirsty.0
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Hi. ‘Wink wink’ and stuff.0
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Your smile is almost as big, warm, and lovely as my... 😆1
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Is that a PD in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?1
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Are you a supermarket sample? ‘Cuz I wanna taste you again and again without any sense of shame.0
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Your outfit would look great on my bedroom floor.0
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Let's do some "we shouldn't be doing this" type things.0
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I lost my keys… Can I check your pants?1
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My ideal body weight is yours on mine.1
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Hey.. is that you, dad? *Twirls hair seductively*0
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I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink.0
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kissing right?1
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Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6. I’ll be the 9.0
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I appreciate this whole seduction thing you’ve got going on here, but let me give you a tip: I’m a sure thing.1
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let me give you more than the tip1
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