Halloween Greetings

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SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
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@toned_thugs_n_harmony

Dear Toni,

When I saw you it was love at first sight. Of course it was through a rifle scope and my pants were down.

Sincerely,
Hicks
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  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
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    @erica_today


    My Dearly beloved and recently departed Erica,

    I know some will say it was wrong to bury you in the ground without a coffin. But they don’t realize how hard you fought me when I tried to put you in it.

    Don’t judge,
    Hicks
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
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    @MeeseeksAndDestroy

    Dear Scary D, my Trick or Treat friend,

    It saddens me that Halloween can come only once a year. I am more frequent than that.

    Dress skimpy,
    Hicks

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    Dear @OutOfUserName my Brokeback Mountain Guide,

    These toothpicks will keep your eyelids open so I can see the look in your eye as I transfer my AIDS to you.

    Bring lubricant.

    Hicks
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
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    Dear @lstrat115 my Witchy witchy witch witch,

    I am kinda getting into jewelry. Your ovaries are going to make great earrings.

    Die,
    Hicks
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
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    Dear @hellvee

    Roses are red, violets are blue, if you try to protect your backside, I’ll do it there too.

    Hicks
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
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    Dear @cherchezlafemme13, my plastic spider ring wearing friend,

    What is the difference between this Halloween and Labor Day?

    You lived through Labor Day.

    Hicks
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
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    edited October 2017
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    @CoffeeAndContour

    Dear Meg, my Psychologist coffee drinking friend:

    It’s Halloween. Time to be thankful for what you have. A healthy body, and safe happy home.

    *Author’s note: You will lose one or both of them tonight. Be prepared. I work fast.

    Hicks
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
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    @kace_kay

    Dear Kay, my DogBlockingCleavage friend,


    They say it is bad luck if a black cat crosses your path. But I say it is bad luck that you moved into my neighborhood. Get ready to become a statistic.

    Hicks
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
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    Dear @beingmore1 my salad sleeping victim:

    What do you think is scarier, a witch or my sweating PCP fueled body working on top of you?

    Don’t talk, I’m almost there.

    Hicks.

  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
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    Dear @pudgy1977,my Mummy scare scare,

    Instead of saying “trick or treat,” I like to say “gunshot or strangulation”

    Hicks

    PS. Choose wisely.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
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    edited October 2017
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    @OutOfUserName wrote: »
    what if this turned out like a list of murders happening in real life?

    Would make for a great movie. Maybe starring Morgan Freeman and Brad Pitt?
  • pudgy1977
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    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Dear @pudgy1977,my Mummy scare scare,

    Instead of saying “trick or treat,” I like to say “gunshot or strangulation”

    Hicks

    PS. Choose wisely.

    Ummm...I'd choose the later....
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
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    Dear @Lavinia_whateley_goals, my bathtub fantasy,

    I once did a movie where small wiggly aliens burst from people's chests. Well, I'm working a sequel where my wiggly alien will work between your chest. Welcome to Hollywood.

    Hicks
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
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    @lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks wrote: »
    Dear @Lavinia_whateley_goals, my bathtub fantasy,

    I once did a movie where small wiggly aliens burst from people's chests. Well, I'm working a sequel where my wiggly alien will work between your chest. Welcome to Hollywood.

    Hicks

    wtf smh so i don’t even get to die??

    With role the a lifetime that I'm giving you, why would you want to?????

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