Simple Rules for Selfies

svetskisampion

Why do some women put lipstick on in selfies where their lips have clearly stopped (I'm not sure what to call it)? This totally bemuses me, what is the intended point?

DianaPrinceDET

Motorsheen wrote: »

DianaPrinceDET wrote: »

Is there a nudity rule for selfies? Are pouty faces allowed?

feel free to send a few via pm

I'll be more than happy to critique.

On the way!

svetskisampion

lavinia_whateley_goals wrote: »

svetskisampion wrote: »

Why do some women put lipstick on in selfies where their lips have clearly stopped (I'm not sure what to call it)? This totally bemuses me, what is the intended point?

youre derailing this thread about @leut_underpants crotch shot bulge

Jealousy overcame me, forgive me!

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Just_Mel_

ANNNNDDDDD now it's the @leut_underpants junk thread.

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CaptainFantastic00

Just_J_Now wrote: »

kace_kay wrote: »

Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!

I was thinking the exact same thing. :laugh: :laugh:

We were ALL thinking that exact same thing

Just_Mel_

Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »

I need to find my sweatpants

I saw a video once with a chick and a bowling pin...

CaptainFantastic00

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »

I need to find my sweatpants

I saw a video once with a chick and a bowling pin...

Was she trying to knock it over with her ladybits?

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Just_Mel_

Lovetocompete wrote: »

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »

I need to find my sweatpants

I saw a video once with a chick and a bowling pin...

Which end was playing?

Um....both.
I watched it like 7 years ago, and the images are burned into my memory.

Just_Mel_

CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

Will_Run_4_Food wrote: »

I need to find my sweatpants

I saw a video once with a chick and a bowling pin...

Was she trying to knock it over with her ladybits?

No. No she wasn't.

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caco_ethes

leut_underpants wrote: »

Avocado_AS5 wrote: »

ANNNNDDDDD now it's the @leut_underpants junk thread.

A fate worse than death. I'll turn around.

You’re not just a bulge to me, Leut. I think your grammar is top notch.

Timshel_

Selfie rule #1 Witty comments never get the attention certain hot physical attributes muster.

Ever.

caco_ethes

Timshel_ wrote: »

Selfie rule #1 Witty comments never get the attention certain hot physical attributes muster.

Ever.

Sorry but I disagree. However I’m a bit of a one-bulge-woman.

Timshel_

leut_underpants wrote: »

Timshel_ wrote: »

Selfie rule #1 Witty comments never get the attention certain hot physical attributes muster.

Ever.

I thought I was being funny. :ohwell:

You are man. You’re a stand up fella for what I know. Could pun it and say, you’re the complete package.

devlin89

Loving the selfie game ladies

HealthyAshes88888

Since the battle of the bulge is over....

Selfie rule:
Don't put your SO in the selfie and post it. Nobody cares if you're not single here. You're going to get the noods anyways.

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HealthyAshes88888

beingmore1 wrote: »

Timshel_ wrote: »

Selfie rule #1 Witty comments never get the attention certain hot physical attributes muster.

Ever.

I disagree. Witty commentators are fun to talk to. Bulges really only nod.

I stand corrected!
Continue!

PaulaWallaDingDong

kace_kay wrote: »

Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!

Honest to God, I didn't see the text and I thought you were highlighting the pattern on the shirt.

This is why I fail at the single life.

CaptainFantastic00

PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »

kace_kay wrote: »

Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!

Honest to God, I didn't see the text and I thought you were highlighting the pattern on the shirt.

This is why I fail at the single life.

Honestly please someone zoom for me because it looks pink

caco_ethes

CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »

PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »

kace_kay wrote: »

Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!

Honest to God, I didn't see the text and I thought you were highlighting the pattern on the shirt.

This is why I fail at the single life.

Honestly please someone zoom for me because it looks pink

Right??? dude insists it isn’t but if I learned one thing as a grocery store cashier, it was to never trust someone with a bulge in their pants.

KosmosKitten

Is there some way to steamroll all these terrible things into one selfie? That should honestly become some sort of challenge.

caco_ethes

leut_underpants wrote: »

CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »

PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »

kace_kay wrote: »

Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!

Honest to God, I didn't see the text and I thought you were highlighting the pattern on the shirt.

This is why I fail at the single life.

Honestly please someone zoom for me because it looks pink

Good lord, I'll take a close up for you

Will the seafoam green pants be featured in the close up?

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caco_ethes

leut_underpants wrote: »

caco_ethes wrote: »

CaptainFantastic00 wrote: »

PaulaWallaDingDong wrote: »

kace_kay wrote: »

Who cares about fashion, look at the buldge!

Honest to God, I didn't see the text and I thought you were highlighting the pattern on the shirt.

This is why I fail at the single life.

Honestly please someone zoom for me because it looks pink

Right??? dude insists it isn’t but if I learned one thing as a grocery store cashier, it was to never trust someone with a bulge in their pants.

@CaptainFantastic00

White base, purple, blue, green.

@cee134 now do you understand what I was saying?