Swimsuit shopping

KatsMeow12

If there’s a better way to feel worse about yourself than sitting half-naked on the floor of a poorly-lit dressing room trying to figure out how in the HELL the bikini top is supposed to work (how many times do I wrap it around? Wait, which way is front?), then I don’t want to know about it. If you need me, I’ll be dressed in a bedsheet doing squats while knocking back a strong cocktail.

WanderingRivers

This is why on the rare occasion I do squeeze my fat butt into a bathing suit, I get a one piece. 2 pieces are too much work.

middlehaitch

Got to admit, I got one last year that had so many straps it took me 10 min to get into it- but, but it looked so good on the model!

Got frustrated when it came to wearing it on holiday.

Took all the neck straps off, wore it as a bandeau- and knocked back the cocktails smiling.

(I snorkel a lot and find it easier to change out of a bikini than a full swimsuit- that is what got me into wearing them)

Cheers, h.

Lutielu

Ah swimsuit shopping, the great demoralizer...