Save the Family...put it here....

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    edited November 2017
    Stop trying to eat your own poop!

    Edit: I consider pets to be family.
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    cherchezlafemme13 wrote: »
    Tell me again what your one year old did, I’m enthralled.

    ugh.... kids.... and their parents, just shoot me.
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  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    You're a freaky creep and no one likes you except my sister and I'm not even sure if she does half the time. My kids refuse to call you Uncle. We all lock up our valuables and meds when you're around. You make me want to drink at every family function.
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  • Lounmoun
    Lounmoun Posts: 8,423 Member
    Thanks for the e-mail. I know the turkey was a little dry. It cooked faster than I anticipated and was in the oven a little too long. Probably because I was trying to entertain you (who showed up hours early) and prepare everything myself.
    Interesting that you want to give me turkey carving lessons in future because you are very experienced carving turkeys. You did not offer to help today even though you kept walking in and out of the kitchen. I'll take a pass on the lessons.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
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  • 123liveoak
    123liveoak Posts: 2,239 Member
    Yup grandma I'm aware you loved my ex ...but unfortunately I divorced him
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  • TheHawk007
    TheHawk007 Posts: 270 Member
    Yes, the outfit does make you look fat. I thought you were trying to lose weight.
  • SomebodyWakeUpHIcks
    SomebodyWakeUpHIcks Posts: 3,836 Member
    edited November 2017
    Yes, I believe more pecan pie will cure my SARS AIDS

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