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Letter to Santa

TEQWAR
TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
edited November 23 in Fun and Games
Since it's now the first of December, it's time to get our letters into Santa and what better place for us to do it than here - he's sure to be here getting in shape ready to eat all those pies. So, here's mine.

Dear Santa
Yes Santa, I've been very naughty this year - now *kitten* off, you judgemental prick!
Yours Sincerely,
Tim (age 48 and 3/4)

Replies

  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    Chakota17 wrote: »
    Dear Santa,

    All I want this year is a slim body and a fat bank account. Don’t mix them up like you did last year..

    Sam

    Let it be so!
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    But Santa, I thought naughty was nice... how can I change your mind?
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    Sitting on his lap might be a good start... ;)
  • Keto_N_Iron
    Keto_N_Iron Posts: 5,385 Member
    Dear Santa,

    But being the right kinda naughty is nice!! <3o:)>:) ! Remember last year behind the department store???

    All My Love
    Me
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    Santa's little helpers love the video footage Santa captured from that encounter!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Dear Santa,

    I've literally been a "Good" girl for over a year now! If I bake you cookies this year... can you please bring me a Boyfriend from Italy for Christmas so I can be Naughty? :grimace:

    Love Always
    Me
  • AliNouveau
    AliNouveau Posts: 36,287 Member
    Dear Santa,
    I've got mistletoe and a special kiss for you.
    ;)
    Sincerely,
    Your favourite elf
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    AliNouveau wrote: »
    Dear Santa,
    I've got mistletoe and a special kiss for you.
    ;)
    Sincerely,
    Your favourite elf

    Dayammm! I'm changing my name to Santa! :smile:
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
    edited December 2017
    Dear Santa,

    I've been single over three years now. Could really use an extra toy or two. Just sayin'.

    Hugs and kisses,

    Carrie
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    Dear Santa

    I am wearing mistletoe on my belt buckle this year....I'm tired of being on that effing nice list!

    Me
  • ReginasHorror
    ReginasHorror Posts: 423 Member
    Dear Santa,

    How about instead of tooth brushes and chocolate, can I just get a vacation in my stocking?

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  • nocookiestoday
    nocookiestoday Posts: 1,022 Member
    Dear Santa;

    I've been really, really good... For most of the year. 51%.

    I really, really want my belly chub to go away.

    Make it happen. Thanks!

    -Amber
  • DarnFam4
    DarnFam4 Posts: 343 Member
    ladychris29 wrote: »
    Dear Santa,

    I've been single over three years now. Could really use an extra toy or two. Just sayin'.

    Hugs and kisses,

    Carrie

    Dear Santa that escalated quickly..
  • ladychris29
    ladychris29 Posts: 4,657 Member
    Well, he has his own toy factory as well as a penchant for hos, so his selection must be impressive.
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    e2bb87fe6f901dd3c76556f52ba54892-unwrapped-santa-claus-chocolate-looks-like-a-penis.jpg
  • TEQWAR
    TEQWAR Posts: 1,616 Member
    It's a genuine chocolate santa that just has an unfortunate shape.

    toronto.citynews.ca/2015/12/17/trending-chocolate-surprise-inside-dollar-store-santa/
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