Do roaches obey and respect their parents?

imanibelle
imanibelle Posts: 130 Member
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Something I was wondering.
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    I’m new and I’m already tired of this

    lol. :)

    My bet is that these roaches signify real people and are not roaches at all.
  • Just_J_Now
    Just_J_Now Posts: 9,551 Member
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    I’m new and I’m already tired of this

    Same, 'cept I'm old and tired of it.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Stop. Please.
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  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    Roaches eat people who create roach threads alive. Watch your back
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  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    edited December 2017
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    What does this have to do with fitness?

    Roaches have a childhood roach obesity problem. They've tried little baby roach Fitbits, taking roach soda out of roach schools, and even changing what they can advertise on roach TV. Some people blame the roach parents, but how much control do they really have over this? If they tell their fat little roach children to walk 10,000 roach steps, do the roach children respect and obey their parents?
  • NorthCascades
    NorthCascades Posts: 10,968 Member
    That was seriously awesome.
  • imanibelle
    imanibelle Posts: 130 Member
    edited December 2017
    NorthCascades wrote: »
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    What does this have to do with fitness?

    Roaches have a childhood roach obesity problem. They've tried little baby roach Fitbits, taking roach soda out of roach schools, and even changing what they can advertise on roach TV. Some people blame the roach parents, but how much control do they really have over this? If they tell their fat little roach children to walk 10,000 roach steps, do the roach children respect and obey their parents?

    THANK YOU!!!
    Some people just don't get it! You understood, though.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    I made popcorn. opening a bottle of red wine too
  • imanibelle
    imanibelle Posts: 130 Member
    KANGOOJUMPS wrote: »
    I made popcorn. opening a bottle of red wine too

    There are roach eggs in your popcorn. Be careful you don't mistake the broken bits for the little brown popcorn kernels.
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  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    What we really need to know is whether roaches go to heaven. Can you please start a thread on that subject? Is there a roach Jesus? Is roach heaven the same as human heaven? Do roaches have souls? What if we go through life as humans mocking and fearing and hating and squishing and spraying roaches only to share heaven or hell with them or to be reincarnated as one?

    WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE MFP THEOLOGIANS THINK ABOUT THIS.
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Do roaches go to heaven?
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  • beagletracks
    beagletracks Posts: 6,034 Member
    Do they poop in heaven?
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Does a roach have nipples?
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  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    Do roaches follow keto?
  • dwrightlaw
    dwrightlaw Posts: 804 Member
    Roaches are independent as *kitten*, those *kitten* do what they wanna do
  • imanibelle
    imanibelle Posts: 130 Member
    Roaches have an unhealthy diet. All they eat is carbs. At least the ones I see. Though one time they were eating some chicken and my stepmom got really mad because it was her chicken and she'd said she'd planned on eating it. But she'd left it out uncovered like, five hours ago. She shouldn't leave her food out if she wants to keep it. She does this stuff all the time. So she killed the roaches for it. I don't get her.
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    imanibelle wrote: »
    Roaches have an unhealthy diet. All they eat is carbs. At least the ones I see. Though one time they were eating some chicken and my stepmom got really mad because it was her chicken and she'd said she'd planned on eating it. But she'd left it out uncovered like, five hours ago. She shouldn't leave her food out if she wants to keep it. She does this stuff all the time. So she killed the roaches for it. I don't get her.

    Stay on topic, please. Unhealthy diet habits of roaches discussion doesn't belong here
  • TheHawk007
    TheHawk007 Posts: 270 Member
    This may be one of the stupidest posts ever. Until the next one... :/

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