Help me name my cactus

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Mustard

    Then when your friends come over and ask if you have any mustard for their sandwiches, you can put Mustard on the table and say, "How 'bout this Mustard!".
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    Capo the Cactus...do it.
  • NewlifeinNW
    NewlifeinNW Posts: 3,866 Member
    The best way to improve Christmas Cheer is grabbing a cactus and screaming loudly for all to hear.
    Might be a little long, idk
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    misnomer1 Posts: 646 Member
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    St. Prick

    I second this
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    I'm partial to Christoph or Christopher, but couldn't tell you why. Will he always don a Santa guise or will he have different outfits for the year?

    Excellent question...will "it" always be a Christmas cactus?

    Now I want to know whether the cactus is biologically male or biologically female. Thanks for that.
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    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Professor McPrickle Pants
  • plaidshirtgirl
    plaidshirtgirl Posts: 58 Member
    Omg thats the cutest thing I have seen in a long time.
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    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
    tommy or timmy
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    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    EYEBALLS
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    LittleHearseDriver Posts: 2,677 Member
    Wilson
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  • princess0lexi
    princess0lexi Posts: 3,938 Member
    captain cactus
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  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    You cut out a Batman mask on him and name him batcactus

    I feel I should mention that he's tiny, and I just imagined myself cutting out this teeny tiny batman mask for a cactus and it's actually the best thing that has entered my brain all day.

    How tiny? Can you put a spoon beside him for reference?
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    Caporegiem wrote: »
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    You cut out a Batman mask on him and name him batcactus

    I feel I should mention that he's tiny, and I just imagined myself cutting out this teeny tiny batman mask for a cactus and it's actually the best thing that has entered my brain all day.

    How tiny? Can you put a spoon beside him for reference?

    Teaspoon or tablespoon or large wooden spoon?

    teaspoon.
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    I'm partial to Christoph or Christopher, but couldn't tell you why. Will he always don a Santa guise or will he have different outfits for the year?

    Excellent question...will "it" always be a Christmas cactus?

    Now I want to know whether the cactus is biologically male or biologically female. Thanks for that.

    I'm not 100% on this but I think you can only tell when they flower, the flowers are different.

    Yes, pretty much. Guess I'll just have to pester the OP for about a year. :D
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    nothingbundtpizza wrote: »
    You cut out a Batman mask on him and name him batcactus

    I feel I should mention that he's tiny, and I just imagined myself cutting out this teeny tiny batman mask for a cactus and it's actually the best thing that has entered my brain all day.

    I know. When I thought of batcactus he had the mask and a cape and now my day is complete

    Now my day is complete too, I pictured his cape flying in the wind as I read this exchange.
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  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    Teaspoon
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    Appropriate use of a Snapchat filter, lol. Too funny. :D
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    _seahorses5ever wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    CanesGalactica wrote: »
    I'm partial to Christoph or Christopher, but couldn't tell you why. Will he always don a Santa guise or will he have different outfits for the year?

    Excellent question...will "it" always be a Christmas cactus?

    Now I want to know whether the cactus is biologically male or biologically female. Thanks for that.

    I'm not 100% on this but I think you can only tell when they flower, the flowers are different.

    Yes, pretty much. Guess I'll just have to pester the OP for about a year. :D

    If her Cactus is a true one than it belongs to the Family Cactaceae. The flowers have both organs (stamen and pistil parts in the same flower) and thus the question of distinction does not arise.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    donut holes
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