My Sad and Pathetic First World Problems...

NotEmphatic
NotEmphatic Posts: 59 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
...when 15 grams of almonds are not enough but thirty is too much...
Doh!
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  • ForeverPrimed
    ForeverPrimed Posts: 17 Member
    Helltoupee7 wrote: »
    How about 20?

    My thoughts exactly lol
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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Math is Hard !
  • psychod787
    psychod787 Posts: 4,099 Member
    42 lol
  • NotEmphatic
    NotEmphatic Posts: 59 Member
    And what was the question, again!?
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  • elizarizo
    elizarizo Posts: 470 Member
    When your Starbucks drink isn’t sweet enough and you already left the parking lot
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Having the laundry room upstairs is a pain.
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    The kitchen at work is out of Splenda...Ugh. Had to settle for Sweet N Low
  • Bry_Fitness70
    Bry_Fitness70 Posts: 2,480 Member
    All of my expensive electronics (iPhone, wireless Bluetooth headset, fitness tracker, Kindle, etc.) constantly need to be charged
  • NotEmphatic
    NotEmphatic Posts: 59 Member
    Ummm...when your Honda motorbike needs 95Ron fuel but 91 is cheaper!
    Doh!
  • NotEmphatic
    NotEmphatic Posts: 59 Member
    When Maggie the Wonder Jack Russell gives you this Look. She needs a walk but three red wines ensures she's not getting exercise today!cpamkjmitajr.jpg
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
    When you are caught in the worst drought in a century and City Management says we are going to run out of water by February 2018 ....
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Morgaen73 wrote: »
    When you are caught in the worst drought in a century and City Management says we are going to run out of water by February 2018 ....

    That is not a first world problem my maat! That is a third world, junk status, mismanagement at the highest levels of government problem!! I wish I could send you our rain! Redistribution of water instead of wealth is what is needed!!
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  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I'm giving this example because I saw someone complaining on Facebook, and my comment was #firstworldproblems

    When you spend all day putting up decorations outside to find you have one string of lights out on your palm tree.
  • browneyedgirl749
    browneyedgirl749 Posts: 4,984 Member
    I made the eyeliner on one eye thicker than the other.
  • Bry_Fitness70
    Bry_Fitness70 Posts: 2,480 Member
    Complaining that it is too hot / too cold outside when in reality, most of us 1st worlders spend 90%+ or our lives at room temperature in climate controlled environments. "OMG It is 15 degrees F outside! How will I ever manage to endure the minutes that I'm exposed going from my warm house to my warm car and then to my warm office?"
  • snowflake954
    snowflake954 Posts: 8,399 Member
    Chuck the wine and eat the almonds--problem solved and dog is happy.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I hate that I have to paint the outside of my 4200 square foot house over my two weeks off paid from work.
  • dwrightlaw
    dwrightlaw Posts: 804 Member
    browneyedgirl749 wrote: »
    I made the eyeliner on one eye thicker than the other.

    This is a *kitten*
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  • NotEmphatic
    NotEmphatic Posts: 59 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    I hate that I have to paint the outside of my 4200 square foot house over my two weeks off paid from work.

    But...if the paint quality is good...you won't have to do it again for a decade.
    How about?...I have to buy sooooooo much masking tape for the windows I need to cut back on my chardonnay this week?
    Ha ha ha
  • NotEmphatic
    NotEmphatic Posts: 59 Member
    Merkavar wrote: »
    NotEmphatic wrote: »
    ...when 15 grams of almonds are not enough but thirty is too much...
    Doh!

    I will let you in on a secret.

    Here goes.

    Between 15 and 30 there are these secret, ancient numbers that have fallen out of common use, but yet still exist. I will now list them in order. Share this with everyone you know.

    16
    17
    18
    19
    20
    21
    22
    23
    24
    25
    26
    27
    28
    29

    Mind blown right

    Man...you have blown my mind...freaked me out...totally been radical to my scene.
    I am Tripped by The Square Root of Pi.
    You have mathematecally zoned me out.
    More Power to You.
    Respect.
  • NotEmphatic
    NotEmphatic Posts: 59 Member
    snowflake954 wrote: »
    Chuck the wine and eat the almonds--problem solved and dog is happy.

    I want to Woo this because I'm a Failure.
    You are right...I am weak...Doh...
    The Dog understands my weakness.
    She does.
    Insert smiley face here.
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