My aunt- update- lol

JaydedMiss
JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
in Health and Weight Loss
For those of you who remember my aunt i have a whole new load of christmas bull shes on lol.

my aunt today told me shes gaining weight and its not cause shes eating anymore she just stopped going to the gym (she never went to the gym she thinks i believe her)

She said this while eatign a cupcake mind you- Yum-

and her muscle is turning to fat because she stopped working out (thats legit just not possible lol)

meanwhile heres me working my damn *kitten* off all year and my muscle is fairly minimal still. I have alot of lean muscle but nothing bulky and im working out hours a day for 1.5 years lol. like she thinks she has super massy bulky muscle off once a month at the gym or whatever XD she told me her stomach fat isnt fat (she looks 6 months pregnant) its just muscle she worked out wrong so it puffs out -facepalm forever-

Merry christmas guys lmao

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  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    edited December 2017
    SueSueDio wrote: »
    Your aunt unintentionally brings a lot of hilarity to these forums... :tongue:

    Maybe one day she'll see the light - I wouldn't hold your breath, mind you, but you never know!

    Have a great Christmas, enjoy whatever food you want, and keep doing what you do. Complete strangers are immensely proud of you. :)

    I miss the awesome button :'( All the food ^_^ Yum yum. Im setting up my new years resolutions, Gota cause some damage to have something to work on :p hah. Go us :D

    Edit: side note this comment makes me wanna cry. i love you guys :*
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,416 Member
    Ahhh. Thanks for this, JM.

    Happy facepalming. I mean, holidays.
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    SuzySunshine99 wrote: »
    Maybe someone's been putting butter in her coffee?

    no because food science. duh. :D
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    Lmao!

    As soon as I logged on this is the first post I saw and clicked on. I knew it was gonna be good.

    She's so much fun. She's like the bag of woo you just wanna keep sticking your hand in to see what comes out lol

    i missed you on my aunt threads ^_^ Still so nice to see you back
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
    Yeah i missed lots while i was gone
    Glad to be back now tho. :) I missed talking with you.
  • evilpoptart63
    evilpoptart63 Posts: 397 Member
    Oh yeah! The Whole "muscle weighs more than fat" thing is probably why she's getting bulky haha! the cupcake probably has nothing to do with it. Lmao this is priceless!!
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    evilpoptart63 wrote: »
    Oh yeah! The Whole "muscle weighs more than fat" thing is probably why she's getting bulky haha! the cupcake probably has nothing to do with it. Lmao this is priceless!!

    They were the amazing type of cupcake that have no calories. I ate 3. Took 3 home. No regrets. When something is THAT good its calories are always zero.
  • evilpoptart63
    evilpoptart63 Posts: 397 Member
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    evilpoptart63 wrote: »
    Oh yeah! The Whole "muscle weighs more than fat" thing is probably why she's getting bulky haha! the cupcake probably has nothing to do with it. Lmao this is priceless!!

    They were the amazing type of cupcake that have no calories. I ate 3. Took 3 home. No regrets. When something is THAT good its calories are always zero.

    If you dont log it, it totally doesn't count!!! Plus if it tastes good it can't possibly be bad for you...because biology and science!!
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    evilpoptart63 wrote: »
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    evilpoptart63 wrote: »
    Oh yeah! The Whole "muscle weighs more than fat" thing is probably why she's getting bulky haha! the cupcake probably has nothing to do with it. Lmao this is priceless!!

    They were the amazing type of cupcake that have no calories. I ate 3. Took 3 home. No regrets. When something is THAT good its calories are always zero.

    If you dont log it, it totally doesn't count!!! Plus if it tastes good it can't possibly be bad for you...because biology and science!!

    I love the way you think.
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
    Gonna be having cake and stuff soon.
    0 calories for that too of course.
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    Gonna be having cake and stuff soon.
    0 calories for that too of course.

    Theres nothing that contains calories for christmas. Enjoy ;D January is a month bathroom scales dont exist either. Weird.
  • Tacklewasher
    Tacklewasher Posts: 7,122 Member
    Yaaaa!

    Auntie stories.
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    Tacklewasher wrote: »
    Yaaaa!

    Auntie stories.

    loving your profile pic. Missing your other though xD hah. Im hard to please :D
  • HellYeahItsKriss
    HellYeahItsKriss Posts: 906 Member
    Yeah is the doggy gonna come back?
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    edited December 2017
    Tacklewasher wrote: »
    Yaaaa!

    Auntie stories.

    Can i sit in santas lap :D i want presents @Tacklewasher
  • Tacklewasher
    Tacklewasher Posts: 7,122 Member
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    Tacklewasher wrote: »
    Yaaaa!

    Auntie stories.

    Can i sit in santas lap :D i want presents @Tacklewasher

    You'd fart on it, I know.

    :)
  • Tacklewasher
    Tacklewasher Posts: 7,122 Member
    HellYeahItsKriss wrote: »
    Yeah is the doggy gonna come back?

    Tomorrow. But these two are my (and my wife's) fur babies in all their Christmas glory.

    Oh, And I'm pretty sure the Santa in the picture was a lady. I know it was this year, but the pictures did not come out as cute.

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