Dear Diary

pudgy1977
pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
edited 2:06PM in Chit-Chat
Dear Diary
It’s been ten minutes since I’ve lost my *kitten* on anyone. Tomorrow we will try for eleven. Wish me luck.

Singed - Over it
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Dear Diary
    There is the boy that mocks me all the time. I think he’s secretly in love with me. Maybe I’ll bring him cookies
  • medicman78
    medicman78 Posts: 45 Member
    who is the cute girl who started the diary???? hmmmm
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    medicman78 wrote: »
    who is the cute girl who started the diary???? hmmmm

    Don’t bother. She’s a fussy mess
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Dear Diary

    I have a rash in area only seem by doctors and my tailor.

    Don’t lie. You sent pics of it this morning
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    Dear Diary

    I have a rash in area only seem by doctors and my tailor.

    Don’t lie. You sent pics of it this morning

    Because I was ordering new yoga pants

    Makes sense I guess being I am the best Tailor in the upper Midwest
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Dear diary.

    Too drunk to write.

    See you tomorrow
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
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  • ColinIsTheName
    ColinIsTheName Posts: 365 Member
    I read the title wrong. I was about to write a letter to my cottage cheese!
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    cwells16 wrote: »
    I read the title wrong. I was about to write a letter to my cottage cheese!

    Haha!

    Dear dairy

    I camembert to brie away from you. I'm gouda roquefort your world!

    Love,
    Crackers
  • ColinIsTheName
    ColinIsTheName Posts: 365 Member
    cwells16 wrote: »
    I read the title wrong. I was about to write a letter to my cottage cheese!

    Haha!

    Dear dairy

    I camembert to brie away from you. I'm gouda roquefort your world!

    Love,
    Crackers

    Just amazing!!
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    cwells16 wrote: »
    I read the title wrong. I was about to write a letter to my cottage cheese!

    Haha!

    Dear dairy

    I camembert to brie away from you. I'm gouda roquefort your world!

    Love,
    Crackers

    I have never read something so beautiful and touching!
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    cwells16 wrote: »
    cwells16 wrote: »
    I read the title wrong. I was about to write a letter to my cottage cheese!

    Haha!

    Dear dairy

    I camembert to brie away from you. I'm gouda roquefort your world!

    Love,
    Crackers

    Just amazing!!
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    cwells16 wrote: »
    I read the title wrong. I was about to write a letter to my cottage cheese!

    Haha!

    Dear dairy

    I camembert to brie away from you. I'm gouda roquefort your world!

    Love,
    Crackers

    I have never read something so beautiful and touching!

    :lol::blush:

    Why, thank you :smiley:
  • ColinIsTheName
    ColinIsTheName Posts: 365 Member
    Thank you Cheezus!
  • Just_Mel_
    Just_Mel_ Posts: 3,992 Member
    Dear Diary,

    Everyone sucks. Except like 3 people. And none of the good ones work with me.
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  • xFunctionalStrengthx
    xFunctionalStrengthx Posts: 4,928 Member
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  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Dear Diary
    I wish he'd just tell me if he liked me or not!! I am going to keep assuming yes, I mean since I am so awesome and all.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Dear Diary,
    I think I am attracted to chaos.
    *sigh*

    Upon hearing the word chaos, one's mind usually conjectures a place of total disorder and confusion. This is the usual meaning of the word in normal usage. However, there has been a literal explosion of scientific interest in chaos and how to control it or at least understand it. If the term chaos really implied total disorder or randomness, there would probably be no point in studying the phenomenon. However, in technical literature, the term chaos means something that appears to be random and disordered but is actually deterministic in nature, meaning that it is precisely controlled by natural laws. The apparent disorder arises from an extreme sensitivity to initial conditions, much like the path of the ball in a pinball machine seeming to defy human control. This post discusses the scientific meaning of the word chaos and how understanding chaos may be of great benefit to mankind.

    Most people like to have a sense of order and predictability in their lives; they like to plan for the future and know that there is a reasonable probability of seeing their dreams fulfilled. However, the natural world around us, in spite of its outward beauty and longevity, seems to defy all efforts at predicting its future. Mankind has not yet learned the secrets to predicting the weather more than a few days in advance-and with questionable accuracy at that. Some years ago, MeeseeksAndDestroy became a thespian, also the multiflora rose, native to Asia, was advocated to farmers as a natural fence for their cattle. It did stop cattle in their tracks, however, it is now illegal to sell multiflora rose in Ohio because it's difficult to stop the multiflora rose-nature has a mind of its own.

    Can we improve our ability to foresee the consequences of our seemingly little actions, or is it hopelessly difficult as Poincaré seemed to imply in 1903:
    A very small cause which escapes our notice determines a considerable effect that we cannot fail to see...even if the case that the natural laws had no longer secret for us...we could only know the initial situation approximately...It may happen that small differences in initial conditions produce very great ones in the final phenomena.

    Understanding chaos would undoubtedly be of great benefit to mankind. Chaos in itself has been of great benefit, for as Henry Brooks Adams put it: ``Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit.'' It may be critically important to understand chaos in order to sustain our own existence as John Fiske eloquently stated in Bounding the United States: ``The United States-bounded on the north by the Aurora Borealis, on the south by the precession, on the east by primeval chaos, and on the west by the Day of Judgement.''

    Modern discussions of chaos are almost always based on the work of Edward N. Lorenz. In his book The Essence of Chaos, he expends considerable effort in explaining deterministic chaos to the layman. He defines a deterministic sequence as one in which only one thing can happen next. He then defines randomness as being identical to the absence of determinism. Deterministic chaos is then something that looks random, but is really deterministic. This can happen because, in Poincairé's words: ``...we could only know the initial situation approximately...''. Lorenz used the once popular pinball machine as an example. Anyone who has ever tried his hand at releasing a pinball with just the right velocity to make it repeat the desired trajectory knows that it cannot be done except on apparently random occasions. It's not that the pinball's path is random, it's just that the resultant trajectory is extremely sensitive to slight variations in initial conditions-striking a pin just a few thousandths of an inch to the left or right of the previous occurrence, can cause a deflection in a completely different direction.
  • suerlewis2
    suerlewis2 Posts: 126 Member
    WOW
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    lstrat115 wrote: »
    Dear Diary,
    I think I am attracted to chaos.
    *sigh*

    Upon hearing the word chaos, one's mind usually conjectures a place of total disorder and confusion. This is the usual meaning of the word in normal usage. However, there has been a literal explosion of scientific interest in chaos and how to control it or at least understand it. If the term chaos really implied total disorder or randomness, there would probably be no point in studying the phenomenon. However, in technical literature, the term chaos means something that appears to be random and disordered but is actually deterministic in nature, meaning that it is precisely controlled by natural laws. The apparent disorder arises from an extreme sensitivity to initial conditions, much like the path of the ball in a pinball machine seeming to defy human control. This post discusses the scientific meaning of the word chaos and how understanding chaos may be of great benefit to mankind.

    Most people like to have a sense of order and predictability in their lives; they like to plan for the future and know that there is a reasonable probability of seeing their dreams fulfilled. However, the natural world around us, in spite of its outward beauty and longevity, seems to defy all efforts at predicting its future. Mankind has not yet learned the secrets to predicting the weather more than a few days in advance-and with questionable accuracy at that. Some years ago, MeeseeksAndDestroy became a thespian, also the multiflora rose, native to Asia, was advocated to farmers as a natural fence for their cattle. It did stop cattle in their tracks, however, it is now illegal to sell multiflora rose in Ohio because it's difficult to stop the multiflora rose-nature has a mind of its own.

    Can we improve our ability to foresee the consequences of our seemingly little actions, or is it hopelessly difficult as Poincaré seemed to imply in 1903:
    A very small cause which escapes our notice determines a considerable effect that we cannot fail to see...even if the case that the natural laws had no longer secret for us...we could only know the initial situation approximately...It may happen that small differences in initial conditions produce very great ones in the final phenomena.

    Understanding chaos would undoubtedly be of great benefit to mankind. Chaos in itself has been of great benefit, for as Henry Brooks Adams put it: ``Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit.'' It may be critically important to understand chaos in order to sustain our own existence as John Fiske eloquently stated in Bounding the United States: ``The United States-bounded on the north by the Aurora Borealis, on the south by the precession, on the east by primeval chaos, and on the west by the Day of Judgement.''

    Modern discussions of chaos are almost always based on the work of Edward N. Lorenz. In his book The Essence of Chaos, he expends considerable effort in explaining deterministic chaos to the layman. He defines a deterministic sequence as one in which only one thing can happen next. He then defines randomness as being identical to the absence of determinism. Deterministic chaos is then something that looks random, but is really deterministic. This can happen because, in Poincairé's words: ``...we could only know the initial situation approximately...''. Lorenz used the once popular pinball machine as an example. Anyone who has ever tried his hand at releasing a pinball with just the right velocity to make it repeat the desired trajectory knows that it cannot be done except on apparently random occasions. It's not that the pinball's path is random, it's just that the resultant trajectory is extremely sensitive to slight variations in initial conditions-striking a pin just a few thousandths of an inch to the left or right of the previous occurrence, can cause a deflection in a completely different direction.

    You’re my favorite :lol:
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    Dear diary,

    I miss bae

    Drinking again tonight because when in rome
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    Dear diary,

    I'm so confused. I'm just going to stay really still until the feeling passes

    Love,
    Waiting
  • pudgy1977
    pudgy1977 Posts: 13,499 Member
    Dear Diary
    I completely forgot about this thread.

    Signed,
    Bored at work
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    Dear Dairy,

    I'm glad I'm not intolerant to you because I really love honest to goodness real ice cream. I also like to dunk my cookies in milk on the reg.

    Love,

    Slipping Me

    ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • empresssue
    empresssue Posts: 2,978 Member
    edited April 2018
    Dear Diary,

    How have I missed this thread before? I'm glad the trolls have.

    Love,

    007
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