Boy Toy

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  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    • Umm...a giver
    • Internet
    • Ghost
    • No :'(

    You seem to know about this topic. Be friends? I need motivation

    Oh...I can motivate you :wink:

    And help me in my journey?

    where we goin' ??

    On the internet, wild wild west

    count me in!

    Wanna be my friends boy toy though? If not, I got no need for you?
    Also, do you have a six pack? And are you vegan?

    vegan?

    ..... let's not get carried away, alright ?
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    joemac1988 wrote: »
    What makes a good boy toy?
    Where do you get one?
    What do you when you are bored with the toy?
    Did Santa bring you one?

    So many questions...I need to know.

    Depends on your "needs"
    If you have the right "needs", it will find you
    If it's the right one, you won't be bored
    Nope. Santa knows I don't want one.

    Hope that helps. lol

    So, I gotta be needy, thats what you're saying?
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    I see.....I'm not enough for you anymore? WTF!!!

    She must be wanting more friend requests with questions like that lol

    Is it working? Wanna be my friend?

    I'll pass thanks. I have someone with a similar name, and she has nicer arms.

    Well, that was rude. I bet I have nicer eyes though. And smile. And warm loving personality.
    Okay, I'd send you newds every day..You in?
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    • Umm...a giver
    • Internet
    • Ghost
    • No :'(

    You seem to know about this topic. Be friends? I need motivation

    Oh...I can motivate you :wink:

    And help me in my journey?

    where we goin' ??

    On the internet, wild wild west

    count me in!

    Wanna be my friends boy toy though? If not, I got no need for you?
    Also, do you have a six pack? And are you vegan?

    vegan?

    ..... let's not get carried away, alright ?

    You like meat? whats your favorite?
  • notreallychris
    notreallychris Posts: 501 Member
    I see.....I'm not enough for you anymore? WTF!!!

    She must be wanting more friend requests with questions like that lol

    Is it working? Wanna be my friend?

    I'll pass thanks. I have someone with a similar name, and she has nicer arms.

    Well, that was rude. I bet I have nicer eyes though. And smile. And warm loving personality.
    Okay, I'd send you newds every day..You in?

    Sounds legit, let me ditch this other hag.
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    I see.....I'm not enough for you anymore? WTF!!!

    Umm you're not a boy..
    But I was asking for a friend

    You shouldn't NEED a boy.....pfft.....I think we are breaking up.

    Baby, Don't be like that. You're my #1

    I don't share......Just because I never go in the forums you think you can get away with this crap?

    I’m gonna need another bag of popcorn!

    Bring some for me....I need comfort food right now

    I don’t share either :open_mouth:

    Maybe I'll leave her for you......

    HUH UH!!!! Don’t get me involved...I’m just here to eat popcorn.

    ...funny you say that...
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    just your post shall bring them all running. nothing like a lot of boy toys in your friends list. all eager and waiting, and at your beckon call. YEP.
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  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    just your post shall bring them all running. nothing like a lot of boy toys in your friends list. all eager and waiting, and at your beckon call. YEP.

    What the actual *kitten*....why I have zero of this on my FL? I have been MFP-ing wrong all along
  • joemac1988
    joemac1988 Posts: 1,021 Member
    joemac1988 wrote: »
    What makes a good boy toy?
    Where do you get one?
    What do you when you are bored with the toy?
    Did Santa bring you one?

    So many questions...I need to know.

    Depends on your "needs"
    If you have the right "needs", it will find you
    If it's the right one, you won't be bored
    Nope. Santa knows I don't want one.

    Hope that helps. lol

    So, I gotta be needy, thats what you're saying?

    Correct. Toy's like to be played with.
  • southernlawyer
    southernlawyer Posts: 21 Member
    just your post shall bring them all running. nothing like a lot of boy toys in your friends list. all eager and waiting, and at your beckon call. YEP.

    What the actual *kitten*....why I have zero of this on my FL? I have been MFP-ing wrong all along

    FR sent. It’s my time to shine.
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    I see.....I'm not enough for you anymore? WTF!!!

    Umm you're not a boy..
    But I was asking for a friend

    You shouldn't NEED a boy.....pfft.....I think we are breaking up.

    Baby, Don't be like that. You're my #1

    I don't share......Just because I never go in the forums you think you can get away with this crap?

    I’m gonna need another bag of popcorn!

    Bring some for me....I need comfort food right now

    I don’t share either :open_mouth:

    Maybe I'll leave her for you......

    HUH UH!!!! Don’t get me involved...I’m just here to eat popcorn.

    Sigh....Oh well. Was worth a try.

    Can I finish this popcorn first and then we’ll talk about it?

    I owe you!
  • Is this the online application process? When's the interview? I've seen the videos of the interview process involving a black couch..I think I got this in the bag.
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    just your post shall bring them all running. nothing like a lot of boy toys in your friends list. all eager and waiting, and at your beckon call. YEP.

    What the actual *kitten*....why I have zero of this on my FL? I have been MFP-ing wrong all along

    FR sent. It’s my time to shine.

    Do you like being played with?
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    Is this the online application process? When's the interview? I've seen the videos of the interview process involving a black couch..I think I got this in the bag.

    Correct. We accept Visa and MasterCard. You can also visit us on Facebook page : veganboytoyneeded
  • Is this the online application process? When's the interview? I've seen the videos of the interview process involving a black couch..I think I got this in the bag.

    Correct. We accept Visa and MasterCard. You can also visit us on Facebook page : veganboytoyneeded

    You had me at Vegan.
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    I see.....I'm not enough for you anymore? WTF!!!

    Umm you're not a boy..
    But I was asking for a friend

    You shouldn't NEED a boy.....pfft.....I think we are breaking up.

    Baby, Don't be like that. You're my #1

    I don't share......Just because I never go in the forums you think you can get away with this crap?

    I’m gonna need another bag of popcorn!

    Bring some for me....I need comfort food right now

    I don’t share either :open_mouth:

    Maybe I'll leave her for you......

    HUH UH!!!! Don’t get me involved...I’m just here to eat popcorn.

    Sigh....Oh well. Was worth a try.

    Can I finish this popcorn first and then we’ll talk about it?

    I owe you!

    FOR WHAT? A dude taking to me?

    You sound hangry today, I owe this dude for sharing his popcorn with you
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    • Umm...a giver
    • Internet
    • Ghost
    • No :'(

    You seem to know about this topic. Be friends? I need motivation

    Oh...I can motivate you :wink:

    And help me in my journey?

    where we goin' ??

    On the internet, wild wild west

    count me in!

    Wanna be my friends boy toy though? If not, I got no need for you?
    Also, do you have a six pack? And are you vegan?

    vegan?

    ..... let's not get carried away, alright ?

    You like meat? whats your favorite?

    Rattlesnake or Grizzly Bear
  • bojack3
    bojack3 Posts: 1,483 Member
    Is this the online application process? When's the interview? I've seen the videos of the interview process involving a black couch..I think I got this in the bag.

    Correct. We accept Visa and MasterCard. You can also visit us on Facebook page : veganboytoyneeded

    Vegan boy toy?! Oh damn that's just wrong!
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  • bob108819
    bob108819 Posts: 267 Member
    Step 1. Go to bob's wall. Say something flirty or provocative. Something along the lines of "Good morning" or "hi bob" The rest will take care of itself
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    bob108819 wrote: »
    Step 1. Go to bob's wall. Say something flirty or provocative. Something along the lines of "Good morning" or "hi bob" The rest will take care of itself

    Yep...Or just type a period or something
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    bojack3 wrote: »
    Is this the online application process? When's the interview? I've seen the videos of the interview process involving a black couch..I think I got this in the bag.

    Correct. We accept Visa and MasterCard. You can also visit us on Facebook page : veganboytoyneeded

    Vegan boy toy?! Oh damn that's just wrong!

    I like this guy.....

    This one I don't share!
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  • bob108819
    bob108819 Posts: 267 Member
    I see.....I'm not enough for you anymore? WTF!!!

    Umm you're not a boy..
    But I was asking for a friend

    You shouldn't NEED a boy.....pfft.....I think we are breaking up.

    Baby, Don't be like that. You're my #1

    I don't share......Just because I never go in the forums you think you can get away with this crap?

    I’m gonna need another bag of popcorn!

    Bring some for me....I need comfort food right now

    I don’t share either :open_mouth:

    Maybe I'll leave her for you......

    HUH UH!!!! Don’t get me involved...I’m just here to eat popcorn.

    Sigh....Oh well. Was worth a try.

    Can I finish this popcorn first and then we’ll talk about it?

    I owe you!

    FOR WHAT? A dude taking to me?

    You sound hangry today, I owe this dude for sharing his popcorn with you

    Uhmm.. I wasn’t sharing, I was stalling so, don’t thank me yet.

    oh forget it. Bob Is here....he's easy

    Hey who you calling easy? Oh, me. That sounds right.
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    pudgy1977 wrote: »
    • Umm...a giver
    • Internet
    • Ghost
    • No :'(

    You seem to know about this topic. Be friends? I need motivation

    Oh...I can motivate you :wink:

    And help me in my journey?

    where we goin' ??

    On the internet, wild wild west

    count me in!

    Wanna be my friends boy toy though? If not, I got no need for you?
    Also, do you have a six pack? And are you vegan?

    vegan?

    ..... let's not get carried away, alright ?

    You like meat? whats your favorite?

    Rattlesnake or Grizzly Bear

    I only got chicken
  • bob108819
    bob108819 Posts: 267 Member
    bob108819 wrote: »
    Step 1. Go to bob's wall. Say something flirty or provocative. Something along the lines of "Good morning" or "hi bob" The rest will take care of itself

    Yep...Or just type a period or something

    I penis gets tingly when your pointer slides across my profile pic
  • Ironandwine69
    Ironandwine69 Posts: 2,432 Member
    bob108819 wrote: »
    I see.....I'm not enough for you anymore? WTF!!!

    Umm you're not a boy..
    But I was asking for a friend

    You shouldn't NEED a boy.....pfft.....I think we are breaking up.

    Baby, Don't be like that. You're my #1

    I don't share......Just because I never go in the forums you think you can get away with this crap?

    I’m gonna need another bag of popcorn!

    Bring some for me....I need comfort food right now

    I don’t share either :open_mouth:

    Maybe I'll leave her for you......

    HUH UH!!!! Don’t get me involved...I’m just here to eat popcorn.

    Sigh....Oh well. Was worth a try.

    Can I finish this popcorn first and then we’ll talk about it?

    I owe you!

    FOR WHAT? A dude taking to me?

    You sound hangry today, I owe this dude for sharing his popcorn with you

    Uhmm.. I wasn’t sharing, I was stalling so, don’t thank me yet.

    oh forget it. Bob Is here....he's easy

    Hey who you calling easy? Oh, me. That sounds right.

    I'm surprised you didn't post in 2020
  • bob108819
    bob108819 Posts: 267 Member
    bob108819 wrote: »
    I see.....I'm not enough for you anymore? WTF!!!

    Umm you're not a boy..
    But I was asking for a friend

    You shouldn't NEED a boy.....pfft.....I think we are breaking up.

    Baby, Don't be like that. You're my #1

    I don't share......Just because I never go in the forums you think you can get away with this crap?

    I’m gonna need another bag of popcorn!

    Bring some for me....I need comfort food right now

    I don’t share either :open_mouth:

    Maybe I'll leave her for you......

    HUH UH!!!! Don’t get me involved...I’m just here to eat popcorn.

    Sigh....Oh well. Was worth a try.

    Can I finish this popcorn first and then we’ll talk about it?

    I owe you!

    FOR WHAT? A dude taking to me?

    You sound hangry today, I owe this dude for sharing his popcorn with you

    Uhmm.. I wasn’t sharing, I was stalling so, don’t thank me yet.

    oh forget it. Bob Is here....he's easy

    Hey who you calling easy? Oh, me. That sounds right.

    I'm surprised you didn't post in 2020

    2020? Do I need to find another thread or something? This forum stuff is a lot of work
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