Punishments. You must...

gardengnomemanifesto

The mods must get tired keeping up with us. We can come up with appropriate punishments in general. The more creative the better because jail is just so boring.

ex. you must say the word "keto" in every sentence.

gardengnomemanifesto

You must wear your wife's bra on the outside of your shirt and tell anyone who asks about it "Yes, I love my wife this much"

gardengnomemanifesto

You must ask "What flavor was that?" whenever anyone farts in your presence.

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gardengnomemanifesto

you must only eat chili with .......

eccomi_qui

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

you must only eat chili with

#nice

gardengnomemanifesto

eccomi_qui wrote: »

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

you must only eat chili with cumin

#nice

I'll let it go. Sometimes I need to hold on to the funny for awhile to get through the days

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W8WarI

You must profess your for my semicolons, by adding 1 to the end of your posts; within my honor because I am a Duchess, Countess & Highness!

eccomi_qui

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

#nice

I'll let it go. Sometimes I need to hold on to the funny for awhile to get through the days

I just hope nothing bad happens to you, should have seen the last guy who made that joke

Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore

You must listen to every spiel on being vegan with sincerity.

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W8WarI

_seahorses5ever wrote: »

W8WarI wrote: »

You must profess your for my semicolons, by adding 1 to the end of your posts; within my honor because I am a Duchess, Countess & Highness!

W8WarI wrote: »

You must profess your for my semicolons, by adding 1 to the end of your posts; within my honor because I am a Duchess, Countess & Highness!

Good punishment!

Thank you!

LiftingRiot

You must start every post with "I am a creeper"

eccomi_qui

Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »

You must listen to every spiel on being vegan with sincerity.

Sigh, you’re a natural

Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore

eccomi_qui wrote: »

Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »

You must listen to every spiel on being vegan with sincerity.

Sigh, you’re a natural

Sshhh I'm not. I dye my hair.

gardengnomemanifesto

eccomi_qui wrote: »

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

eccomi_qui wrote: »

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

you must only eat chili with cumin

#nice

I'll let it go. Sometimes I need to hold on to the funny for awhile to get through the days

I just hope nothing bad happens to you, should have seen the last guy who made that joke

I edited. I heard he was sentenced to wedgies every Thursday.

poetic_cell

You must eat a chocolate bar everytime you get a 'woo'

gardengnomemanifesto

You must share your account with your spouse.

Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore

poetic_cell wrote: »

You must eat a chocolate bar everytime you get a 'woo'

Oh! Are we going with fun punishments?? Because that sets an entirely different tone.

poetic_cell

You mustn't comment in the Vague thread

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gardengnomemanifesto

You must lift while wearing a banana hammock

eccomi_qui

gardengnomemanifesto wrote: »

You must share your account with your spouse.

Lol

poetic_cell

You must eat kale with everything

gardengnomemanifesto

You must describe your morning bm to your boss every day and ask if you are healthy.

eccomi_qui

You get a woody every time you have to interact with the most annoying lady in our office

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poetic_cell

Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore wrote: »

poetic_cell wrote: »

You must eat a chocolate bar everytime you get a 'woo'

Oh! Are we going with fun punishments?? Because that sets an entirely different tone.

Until you get fat hence angry/sad and fall into the hands of judgemental pals who'll hate your posts, and then either quit or get fatter.

This is full of holes, I know. Let's just leave it at that.

NewlifeinNW

You must alternate wearing Creed and Bieber T-shirts when you go out to eat with your friends. Also you are only allowed to answer them with lyrics from these two bands.