Who is excited for dipping things in peanut butter?

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  • emjay6x3
    emjay6x3 Posts: 213 Member
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    Acem24 wrote: »
    Lol sweet blue berries, mixed with peanut butter and chocolate protein powder.

    Taste like a Reeses candy.

    Are "sweet" blueberries a special kind of blueberry or are you just romancing the little blue balls?

    "Romancing the little blue balls," an autobiography. :D
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I dip banana slices in it. The banana means its "healthy".

    Slices or the whole banana. Those are hungry eyes.

    Either way works just fine.

    Just call me Chiquita

    Before we go anywhere with that which peanut butter brand are you supplying here?
    Answer carefully. It matters.

    I don't know, I'm allergic. I just stick bananas in anything even if it kills me.

    You're allergic to peanut butter or bananas? Either answer makes me sad af.

    I refuse to answer publicly because then the assassins will know how to get me.

    *swoon*
    Youre such a thinker.

    You're just trying to get me to let my guard down so you can do one of two things:
    - steal my banana
    - kill me
  • Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I dip banana slices in it. The banana means its "healthy".

    Slices or the whole banana. Those are hungry eyes.

    Either way works just fine.

    Just call me Chiquita

    Before we go anywhere with that which peanut butter brand are you supplying here?
    Answer carefully. It matters.

    I don't know, I'm allergic. I just stick bananas in anything even if it kills me.

    You're allergic to peanut butter or bananas? Either answer makes me sad af.

    I refuse to answer publicly because then the assassins will know how to get me.

    *swoon*
    Youre such a thinker.

    You're just trying to get me to let my guard down so you can do one of two things:
    - steal my banana
    - kill me

    You're becoming far too self aware for a chin.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I dip banana slices in it. The banana means its "healthy".

    Slices or the whole banana. Those are hungry eyes.

    Either way works just fine.

    Just call me Chiquita

    Before we go anywhere with that which peanut butter brand are you supplying here?
    Answer carefully. It matters.

    I don't know, I'm allergic. I just stick bananas in anything even if it kills me.

    You're allergic to peanut butter or bananas? Either answer makes me sad af.

    I refuse to answer publicly because then the assassins will know how to get me.

    *swoon*
    Youre such a thinker.

    You're just trying to get me to let my guard down so you can do one of two things:
    - steal my banana
    - kill me

    You're becoming far too self aware for a chin.

    I am so advanced I can answer the question:

    "What that mouth do, boy?"
  • KeithWhiteJr
    KeithWhiteJr Posts: 233 Member
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    I'm allergic to peanuts...

    :(
  • Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I dip banana slices in it. The banana means its "healthy".

    Slices or the whole banana. Those are hungry eyes.

    Either way works just fine.

    Just call me Chiquita

    Before we go anywhere with that which peanut butter brand are you supplying here?
    Answer carefully. It matters.

    I don't know, I'm allergic. I just stick bananas in anything even if it kills me.

    You're allergic to peanut butter or bananas? Either answer makes me sad af.

    I refuse to answer publicly because then the assassins will know how to get me.

    *swoon*
    Youre such a thinker.

    You're just trying to get me to let my guard down so you can do one of two things:
    - steal my banana
    - kill me

    You're becoming far too self aware for a chin.

    I am so advanced I can answer the question:

    "What that mouth do, boy?"

    I'm still waiting for an answer, tbh.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    Are body parts allowed?

    I've been known to eat it off my fingers
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    Mostly just dip a spoon into the jar, sometimes dip dill pickles into it (my fav)
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I dip banana slices in it. The banana means its "healthy".

    Slices or the whole banana. Those are hungry eyes.

    Either way works just fine.

    Just call me Chiquita

    Before we go anywhere with that which peanut butter brand are you supplying here?
    Answer carefully. It matters.

    I don't know, I'm allergic. I just stick bananas in anything even if it kills me.

    You're allergic to peanut butter or bananas? Either answer makes me sad af.

    I refuse to answer publicly because then the assassins will know how to get me.

    *swoon*
    Youre such a thinker.

    You're just trying to get me to let my guard down so you can do one of two things:
    - steal my banana
    - kill me

    You're becoming far too self aware for a chin.

    I am so advanced I can answer the question:

    "What that mouth do, boy?"

    I'm still waiting for an answer, tbh.

    Same. With bated breath.
  • Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I dip banana slices in it. The banana means its "healthy".

    Slices or the whole banana. Those are hungry eyes.

    Either way works just fine.

    Just call me Chiquita

    Before we go anywhere with that which peanut butter brand are you supplying here?
    Answer carefully. It matters.

    I don't know, I'm allergic. I just stick bananas in anything even if it kills me.

    You're allergic to peanut butter or bananas? Either answer makes me sad af.

    I refuse to answer publicly because then the assassins will know how to get me.

    *swoon*
    Youre such a thinker.

    You're just trying to get me to let my guard down so you can do one of two things:
    - steal my banana
    - kill me

    You're becoming far too self aware for a chin.

    I am so advanced I can answer the question:

    "What that mouth do, boy?"

    I'm still waiting for an answer, tbh.

    Same. With bated breath.

    Guess we'll be left hanging then. Hes sucking up eslewhere.
  • eccomi_qui
    eccomi_qui Posts: 1,831 Member
    edited January 2018
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    I press the keys on my phone with my lips, happy ladies?

    Edit: it’s a Nokia
  • Whybelesswhenyoucanbmore
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    eccomi_qui wrote: »
    I press the keys on my phone with my lips, happy ladies?

    Edit: it’s a Nokia

    Hawt.
  • Alex
    Alex Posts: 10,149 MFP Staff
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    We are closing this discussion as the innuendo in plenty of posts is obvious and not allowed.

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