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  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
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    Listening to a 7 year old tell a funny story.

    It’s never funny.
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    WhereIsPJSoles wrote: »
    Listening to a 7 year old tell a funny story.

    It’s never funny.

    Lol ohh.not true...or I'm 7
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    Nothing but drawer after drawer of saggy baggy holey granny panties.
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    Listening to someone tell you about their “crazy” dream

    I love those toooo...something must be wrong with me??? Am I satan?
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Sitting in a house full of trinkets and doilies
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    Every time I drift asleep someone flashes bright lights and blares nickelback
  • caco_ethes
    caco_ethes Posts: 11,962 Member
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    SabotageinStilettos wrote: »
    Listening to someone tell you about their “crazy” dream

    This is me. I’m your personal hell.

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  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
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    Sitting across from someone with just the ripest of blackheads and you’re not allowed to pop them
  • 81Katz
    81Katz Posts: 7,074 Member
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    Chronic Alli induced diarrhea with no change of undies or toilet paper.
  • WhereIsPJSoles
    WhereIsPJSoles Posts: 622 Member
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    I’m talking to a super hot dude but he’s got eye boogers and has no idea
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    WhereIsPJSoles wrote: »
    I’m talking to a super hot dude but he’s got eye boogers and has no idea

    Or life time of talking to a hot guy with NO personality and for eternity I have to pretend laugh
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
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    My teeth break and shatter, nobody has a sense of humor and My autocorrect changes everything to bad words, which I text to my parents
  • AnnieH_4512
    AnnieH_4512 Posts: 1,421 Member
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    Being chased by wheelers from Return to Oz. My recurring nightmare since I was 12.
  • gardengnomemanifesto
    gardengnomemanifesto Posts: 427 Member
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    taylormom79 wrote: »
    Being chased by wheelers from Return to Oz. My recurring nightmare since I was 12.

    That was a terrifying movie.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
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    lstrat115 wrote: »
    In a room with all my MFP buddies.... but they have manflu

    Soo all your mfp buddies are men??? And you want them all to yourself in a room?? And if they didnt have manflu you would...
  • mybfisred
    mybfisred Posts: 1,388 Member
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    _barefoot_ wrote: »
    Nonstop exercise with the one and only Jillian Michaels yelling at me to go faster !

    Don't say Jillian...i think I'm being called

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