Weird Headlines to Real Stories

KosmosKitten

So, I saw the other thread in which users are making up (quite hilarious) headliners for fictional news stories and thought, well.. I've seen more than enough legitimate stories that also had very odd headlines and figured we could post them here.

New or old it doesn't matter. Links to a story are even better (if you have them). We all could do with a bit of weird or unusual news in this world.

Wife hits husband with burrito, he retaliates with fork, arresting authorities say

Alatariel75

I can't find the article but years ago i laughed when i saw a headline in the newspaper "Crocodile Takes Man Fishing In Park"

I thought "maybe next week he'll take him to the movies?"

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KosmosKitten

_barefoot_ wrote: »

The show Law and Order SVU dose this very thing .

But.. I can't read LaOSVU nor do I want to watch it. I hate the LaO series.

Alatariel75

_barefoot_ wrote: »

CanesGalactica wrote: »

_barefoot_ wrote: »

The show Law and Order SVU dose this very thing .

But.. I can't read LaOSVU nor do I want to watch it. I hate the LaO series.

LOL ... I stopped watching it , to depressing

I can't watch it since i rewatched Oz and now I've seen detective Stabler's junk.

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JeromeBarry1

http://boredomtherapy.com/funny-newspaper-headlines/

Alatariel75

The NT News is actually a proper newspaper, but refuses to take their front page seriously.