Eating in the bathtub. Zero calories

NicoloSeas
NicoloSeas Posts: 5 Member
in Food and Nutrition
I started eating in my bathtub.
I was told if you eat in the bathtub you won’t gain any weight because you are floating!
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  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    edited February 2018
    Alllllllllrighty then.....
  • Frankie_Fan
    Frankie_Fan Posts: 562 Member
    Thanks for the laugh! :D
  • sytchequeen
    sytchequeen Posts: 526 Member
    :D
  • GlorianasTears
    GlorianasTears Posts: 212 Member
    edited February 2018
    Wow really i need to do this ASAP :D
  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    Well damn. Another reason to lament only having a shower.
  • Wheelhouse15
    Wheelhouse15 Posts: 5,575 Member
    So if you are eating wedding cake in the bathtub it must be negative calories. Perfect for weight loss!
  • SoDamnHungry
    SoDamnHungry Posts: 6,998 Member
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    o_0

    How do whales get so fat?

    Let's all stop calling each other names.
  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    SoDamnHungry wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    o_0

    How do whales get so fat?

    Let's all stop calling each other names.

    I like to think I'm more of a dolphin at this point. Aiming for......eel?
  • kokonani
    kokonani Posts: 507 Member
    Are you serious?
  • quiksylver296
    quiksylver296 Posts: 28,439 Member
    VintageFeline wrote: »
    SoDamnHungry wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    o_0

    How do whales get so fat?

    Let's all stop calling each other names.

    I like to think I'm more of a dolphin at this point. Aiming for......eel?

    Mermaid.
  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    quiksylver296 wrote: »
    VintageFeline wrote: »
    SoDamnHungry wrote: »
    Alatariel75 wrote: »
    o_0

    How do whales get so fat?

    Let's all stop calling each other names.

    I like to think I'm more of a dolphin at this point. Aiming for......eel?

    Mermaid.

    Well duh. I even have the hair for it now. If I could just find my shell bra and tail.......
  • Wheelhouse15
    Wheelhouse15 Posts: 5,575 Member
    kokonani wrote: »
    Are you serious?

    No, it's sarcasm and it's pretty much on point!
  • toxikon
    toxikon Posts: 2,383 Member
    Just like how you can't get a woman pregnant if she's on top, right? ;)
  • Jruzer
    Jruzer Posts: 3,501 Member
    Time to enjoy a world famous Coach Z "sog dog"

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  • Cbean08
    Cbean08 Posts: 1,092 Member
    Might as well wash your food with some Tide while you're in there. I hear clean eating is the best for health.
  • JaydedMiss
    JaydedMiss Posts: 4,286 Member
    Wheelhouse15 wrote: »
    So if you are eating wedding cake in the bathtub it must be negative calories. Perfect for weight loss!

    only if the wedding went bad or on MFP will a wedding cake ever be placed in the same sentence as the word "negative"
  • Wheelhouse15
    Wheelhouse15 Posts: 5,575 Member
    JaydedMiss wrote: »
    Wheelhouse15 wrote: »
    So if you are eating wedding cake in the bathtub it must be negative calories. Perfect for weight loss!

    only if the wedding went bad or on MFP will a wedding cake ever be placed in the same sentence as the word "negative"

    Hmm, you do have a point there lol.
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
    A new definition of clean eating!
  • Iwantahealthierme30
    Iwantahealthierme30 Posts: 293 Member
    Hahaha!
  • trosprim
    trosprim Posts: 1 Member
    You are not seriously that naive are you eating in the bathtub to lose weight that's the craziest thing I ever heard of
  • VintageFeline
    VintageFeline Posts: 6,771 Member
    markpbird wrote: »
    Spending time in water really does help weight loss. It’s all to do with thermodynamics. Basically the body has to work harder to maintain a constant body temperature and as such it burns more calories, that’s why so many swimmers are lean. Ideally the water temperature should be cooler than the outside and if possible you should swim or splash about.

    Ideally you should swim or splash about? That just really made me laugh.

    Swimmers are lean because swimming and calorie intake, not the body regulating its temperature. By that logic we should all sit out in the cold whilst trying to avoid getting hypothermia because yay, calories! No.

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