Turn on's & turn off's

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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    On: Tall (6'+), fit, bald head, nice eyes, nice smile, scruffy (I haven't shaved for three days) facial hair, smells good, tattoos, polite.
    Off: Excessive body hair, body odor, bad breath, bad teeth, bad manners, bad attitude.

    Darn, I have no tattoos and I am hairy.

    So close, yet so far.
  • VistaJerry
    VistaJerry Posts: 45
    u spelled my name wrong :(

    Sorry! I have username dyslexia :)

    Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

    Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

    Please translate for us master.
  • cabcab12345
    cabcab12345 Posts: 17
    Can I just say... Whierd, I'm appreciating your trolling. If nobody else is going to say it.
  • burnsds
    burnsds Posts: 12
    Turn-on's: Pretty, friendly, considerate, good sense of humor, open to new things, independent, and playful
    Turn off's: Too much makeup, constantly primping (too high maintenance), bad teeth, drinks too much, loud - obnoxious, bad manners, too absorbed with drama, always texting, narcissistic or too needy.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    Can I just say... Whierd, I'm appreciating your trolling. If nobody else is going to say it.

    My secret is that I am usually not trolling.
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    I couldn't decide if to go with physical attributes or personality. So I did a little of both.

    Turn On:

    long hair or bald; tat sleeves on well muscled arms; athletic build; happy; funny; smart; my age-ish; knows how to be romantic without being girly; adventurous;likes to do spontaneous things; hard working; is not threatened by a smart and independent woman; doesn't have a crazy ex or a current wife/girlfriend

    Turn offs:

    ignorant; arrogant; lazy; selfish; poor hygiene; unkempt; rude; dishonest; unaccountable; self absorbed; needy
  • anemoneprose
    anemoneprose Posts: 1,805 Member
    u spelled my name wrong :(

    Sorry! I have username dyslexia :)

    Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

    Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

    Please translate for us master.

    Heh.

    I call gSarah1 on post-battle silence & moral grounds, without prejudice.

    (That sucks, Sarah.)
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    u spelled my name wrong :(

    Sorry! I have username dyslexia :)

    Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

    Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

    Please translate for us master.
    the one who didn't body shame
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
    u spelled my name wrong :(

    Sorry! I have username dyslexia :)

    Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

    Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

    Please translate for us master.

    Heh.

    I call gSarah1 on post-battle silence & moral grounds, without prejudice.

    (That sucks, Sarah.)

    i call gsarah aswell for not playing the victim card
    btw i stopped cuz she changed her pic so i felt bad
  • jenilla1
    jenilla1 Posts: 11,118 Member
    3R5tV.gif

    OMG! Now I'll have nightmares. Thanks a lot.
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    On: Tall (6'+), fit, bald head, nice eyes, nice smile, scruffy (I haven't shaved for three days) facial hair, smells good, tattoos, polite.
    Off: Excessive body hair, body odor, bad breath, bad teeth, bad manners, bad attitude.

    oh yeah...I forgot about excessive body hair...especially if it pops out of the top of a man's t shirt or covers the back. No bueno. Mommy does NOT likey!
  • ggxx100
    ggxx100 Posts: 520 Member
    u spelled my name wrong :(

    Sorry! I have username dyslexia :)

    Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

    Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

    Please translate for us master.

    Heh.

    I call gSarah1 on post-battle silence & moral grounds, without prejudice.

    (That sucks, Sarah.)

    i call gsarah aswell for not playing the victim card
    btw i stopped cuz she changed her pic so i felt bad

    Aw, changed it back just so you wouldn't miss it, pumpkin.

    You wouldn't want to forget the face of defeat, now would you.
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    YOU try shaving your own back. :angry:
  • zrmac804
    zrmac804 Posts: 369 Member
    Ons: sexy voice, nice smile, musicians, smart, perceptive, nonjudgemental, sense of humour, good taste in music/movies, likes outdoor sports, likes to try new things, is kind to elderly people, likes kids and animals.

    Offs: critical, condescending, rude/mean to others, misogynistic,inappropriate touching, ugly tattoos, beards, mustaches, goatees, materialistic.
  • jennifer_417
    jennifer_417 Posts: 12,344 Member
    On: Laser blue eyes, tall, intelligent, artistic/creative in some way.

    Off: Bad teeth, bad manners.
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    YOU try shaving your own back. :angry:

    Hey! I can't talk to you. Last time some chick got mad. :grumble:
  • VistaJerry
    VistaJerry Posts: 45
    u spelled my name wrong :(

    Sorry! I have username dyslexia :)

    Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

    Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

    Please translate for us master.

    Heh.

    I call gSarah1 on post-battle silence & moral grounds, without prejudice.

    (That sucks, Sarah.)

    i call gsarah aswell for not playing the victim card
    btw i stopped cuz she changed her pic so i felt bad

    Fight Fight Fight :happy:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    YOU try shaving your own back. :angry:

    Hey! I can't talk to you. Last time some chick got mad. :grumble:

    Wait, what? Who?
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
    u spelled my name wrong :(

    Sorry! I have username dyslexia :)

    Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

    Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

    Please translate for us master.

    Heh.

    I call gSarah1 on post-battle silence & moral grounds, without prejudice.

    (That sucks, Sarah.)

    i call gsarah aswell for not playing the victim card
    btw i stopped cuz she changed her pic so i felt bad

    Fight Fight Fight :happy:

    this is like the friendliest fight ever and for that reason im out
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    YOU try shaving your own back. :angry:

    Hey! I can't talk to you. Last time some chick got mad. :grumble:

    Wait, what? Who?

    You don't remember? LOL! I said something about cougars, you said something about liking the cougs and THEN...
  • ggxx100
    ggxx100 Posts: 520 Member
    u spelled my name wrong :(

    Sorry! I have username dyslexia :)

    Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

    Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

    Please translate for us master.

    Heh.

    I call gSarah1 on post-battle silence & moral grounds, without prejudice.

    (That sucks, Sarah.)

    i call gsarah aswell for not playing the victim card
    btw i stopped cuz she changed her pic so i felt bad

    Fight Fight Fight :happy:

    this is like the friendliest fight ever and for that reason im out

    Ew.
  • Ophidion
    Ophidion Posts: 2,065 Member
    Um I know this thread has taken a turn but I will put something up anyway.

    Turn ons: intelligence,sense of humor, strength (both inner and physical) piercings, glasses, colored hair,tattoos,uniqueness, dirty mind,active in the bedroom (no star fish thank you very much), artistic

    turn offs:stupidity,anything like racism,homophobia etc,gossiping,money hungry,surface dwellers (inability to look beyond first impressions etc) lazy lovers.
  • anemoneprose
    anemoneprose Posts: 1,805 Member
    lazy lovers.

    damn.
  • VistaJerry
    VistaJerry Posts: 45
    u spelled my name wrong :(

    Sorry! I have username dyslexia :)

    Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

    Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

    Please translate for us master.

    Heh.

    I call gSarah1 on post-battle silence & moral grounds, without prejudice.

    (That sucks, Sarah.)

    i call gsarah aswell for not playing the victim card
    btw i stopped cuz she changed her pic so i felt bad

    Fight Fight Fight :happy:

    this is like the friendliest fight ever and for that reason im out

    Ew.

    Well, correct me if I'm wrong but you won again ;)
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    lazy lovers.


    AGREED!!!! Total turn off!
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
    u spelled my name wrong :(

    Sorry! I have username dyslexia :)

    Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

    Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

    Please translate for us master.

    Heh.

    I call gSarah1 on post-battle silence & moral grounds, without prejudice.

    (That sucks, Sarah.)

    i call gsarah aswell for not playing the victim card
    btw i stopped cuz she changed her pic so i felt bad

    Fight Fight Fight :happy:

    this is like the friendliest fight ever and for that reason im out

    Ew.

    Well, correct me if I'm wrong but you won again ;)

    yea she def won, but remember u cant get laid on the internet bro ;)
  • sam308lbs
    sam308lbs Posts: 1,936 Member
    YOU try shaving your own back. :angry:

    Hey! I can't talk to you. Last time some chick got mad. :grumble:

    Wait, what? Who?

    You don't remember? LOL! I said something about cougars, you said something about liking the cougs and THEN...

    you will have to point to the exact hour.Yeah, it happens that many times *jealous*
  • ggxx100
    ggxx100 Posts: 520 Member
    u spelled my name wrong :(

    Sorry! I have username dyslexia :)

    Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

    Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

    Please translate for us master.

    Heh.

    I call gSarah1 on post-battle silence & moral grounds, without prejudice.

    (That sucks, Sarah.)

    i call gsarah aswell for not playing the victim card
    btw i stopped cuz she changed her pic so i felt bad

    Fight Fight Fight :happy:

    this is like the friendliest fight ever and for that reason im out

    Ew.

    Well, correct me if I'm wrong but you won again ;)

    yea she def won, but remember u cant get laid on the internet bro ;)

    Mhm, that's why you were trying to sloot it up in the "Handsome Men" thread.

    My work here is done. Yippie ke yay.
  • runs4zen
    runs4zen Posts: 769 Member
    YOU try shaving your own back. :angry:

    Hey! I can't talk to you. Last time some chick got mad. :grumble:

    Wait, what? Who?

    You don't remember? LOL! I said something about cougars, you said something about liking the cougs and THEN...

    you will have to point to the exact hour.Yeah, it happens that many times *jealous*

    WTH?? :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
  • sub10orbust
    sub10orbust Posts: 706 Member
    u spelled my name wrong :(

    Sorry! I have username dyslexia :)

    Yeah, who would say 'burst', that's ridiculous.

    Wait so is the fight over? Who won?

    Please translate for us master.

    Heh.

    I call gSarah1 on post-battle silence & moral grounds, without prejudice.

    (That sucks, Sarah.)

    i call gsarah aswell for not playing the victim card
    btw i stopped cuz she changed her pic so i felt bad

    Fight Fight Fight :happy:

    this is like the friendliest fight ever and for that reason im out

    Ew.

    Well, correct me if I'm wrong but you won again ;)

    yea she def won, but remember u cant get laid on the internet bro ;)

    Mhm, that's why you were trying to sloot it up in the "Handsome Men" thread.

    My work here is done. Yippie ke yay.

    sorry some of us were blessed with aesthetics u are so upset right now :)

    JbPIu.gif

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