How to approach girls in the gym???
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When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If this approach fails - which is exceedingly rare - I challenge here to a rope climb. Halfway up, I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.1
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When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If that doe not work, I challenge here to a rope climb - halfway up I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.
Wtf!?!? My gym doesn't have a trampoline!!!! I feel cheated.0 -
When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If that doe not work, I challenge here to a rope climb - halfway up I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.
Wtf!?!? My gym doesn't have a trampoline!!!! I feel cheated.
What kinda goddamn rinky dink *kitten* are you at?1 -
When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If that doe not work, I challenge here to a rope climb - halfway up I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.
Wtf!?!? My gym doesn't have a trampoline!!!! I feel cheated.
What kinda goddamn rinky dink *kitten* are you at?
Planet Fitness.....
Unless they hid them somewhere? I might have to do some exploring. Or just ask at the front desk.
If they don't have any, I will have to switch gyms. How am I ever gonna be approached if I don't have access to a trampoline?!?!0 -
sharifsahmed wrote: »Just don't. The gym is a place to focus and work hard, there's plenty of other places to approach girls.
Where would you suggest to approach a woman?
Where would YOU suggest to approach a woman?
Anywhere, as long as you do it in the right way!!
Isn't a woman (or man for that matter) always at a place for a certain reason? So by the logic in this thread you have to wait until a woman is somewhere that she has no place being to hit on her.
So the men's locker room?0 -
When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If that doe not work, I challenge here to a rope climb - halfway up I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.
Wtf!?!? My gym doesn't have a trampoline!!!! I feel cheated.
What kinda goddamn rinky dink *kitten* are you at?
Planet Fitness.....
Unless they hid them somewhere? I might have to do some exploring. Or just ask at the front desk.
If they don't have any, I will have to switch gyms. How am I ever gonna be approached if I don't have access to a trampoline?!?!
Well, you did not hear this from me, but I have it on good authority that many men will not even consider launching themselves off a trampoline at a woman they have never met. So, it IS technically possible that there may be some of these lesser men on your planet.1 -
When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If that doe not work, I challenge here to a rope climb - halfway up I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.
Wtf!?!? My gym doesn't have a trampoline!!!! I feel cheated.
What kinda goddamn rinky dink *kitten* are you at?
Planet Fitness.....
Unless they hid them somewhere? I might have to do some exploring. Or just ask at the front desk.
If they don't have any, I will have to switch gyms. How am I ever gonna be approached if I don't have access to a trampoline?!?!
Well, you did not hear this from me, but I have it on good authority that many men will not even consider launching themselves off a trampoline at a woman they have never met. So, it IS technically possible that there may be some of these lesser men on your planet.
I need a new planet.0 -
When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If that doe not work, I challenge here to a rope climb - halfway up I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.
Wtf!?!? My gym doesn't have a trampoline!!!! I feel cheated.
What kinda goddamn rinky dink *kitten* are you at?
Planet Fitness.....
Unless they hid them somewhere? I might have to do some exploring. Or just ask at the front desk.
If they don't have any, I will have to switch gyms. How am I ever gonna be approached if I don't have access to a trampoline?!?!
You gotta be kidding me! Planet Fitness is the Tinder of gyms!
That's why I joined!!!
I figured they wouldn't be put off by the headphones or the "back-off" looks.... Either they would like the challenge or they would be completely oblivious to all verbal and non verbal social cues.
Regardless.... my gym sucks.0 -
When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If that doe not work, I challenge here to a rope climb - halfway up I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.
Wtf!?!? My gym doesn't have a trampoline!!!! I feel cheated.
What kinda goddamn rinky dink *kitten* are you at?
Planet Fitness.....
Unless they hid them somewhere? I might have to do some exploring. Or just ask at the front desk.
If they don't have any, I will have to switch gyms. How am I ever gonna be approached if I don't have access to a trampoline?!?!
You gotta be kidding me! Planet Fitness is the Tinder of gyms!
That's why I joined!!!
I figured they wouldn't be put off by the headphones or the "back-off" looks.... Either they would like the challenge or they would be completely oblivious to all verbal and non verbal social cues.
Regardless.... my gym sucks.
Holy Christ on a crutch! I just saw your photos and clearly you have someone joined a gay men only gym - not that there is anything wrong with a gay men only gym. I can tell you that if there were, in fact, any straight men at your gym that they would be preening and posing and launching themselves off the squat rack at you screaming pickup lines and gesturing to their gentalia.1 -
When I see a female with whom I deign to mate in a gymnasium, I usually start by throwing balls at her, the big red ones, then mine. If that doe not work, I challenge here to a rope climb - halfway up I leap onto her rope and we both plummet to the earth. In the confusion that follows she can easily be subdued. Failing either of those, I will use the trampoline as an approach assist and launch myself at her. It is usually most effective to be completely naked during these wooings.
Wtf!?!? My gym doesn't have a trampoline!!!! I feel cheated.
What kinda goddamn rinky dink *kitten* are you at?
Planet Fitness.....
Unless they hid them somewhere? I might have to do some exploring. Or just ask at the front desk.
If they don't have any, I will have to switch gyms. How am I ever gonna be approached if I don't have access to a trampoline?!?!
You gotta be kidding me! Planet Fitness is the Tinder of gyms!
That's why I joined!!!
I figured they wouldn't be put off by the headphones or the "back-off" looks.... Either they would like the challenge or they would be completely oblivious to all verbal and non verbal social cues.
Regardless.... my gym sucks.
Holy Christ on a crutch! I just saw your photos and clearly you have someone joined a gay men only gym - not that there is anything wrong with a gay men only gym. I can tell you that if there were, in fact, any straight men at your gym that they would be preening and posing and launching themselves off the squat rack at you screaming pickup lines and gesturing to their gentalia.
Hmmm....... I will be looking into a new Planet Fitness immediately.
I didn't even have headphones on the first 2 times I went. I thought that was a pretty CLEAR message.... guess I was wrong!0 -
sharifsahmed wrote: »Just don't. The gym is a place to focus and work hard, there's plenty of other places to approach girls.
Where would you suggest to approach a woman?
Where would YOU suggest to approach a woman?
Anywhere, as long as you do it in the right way!!
Isn't a woman (or man for that matter) always at a place for a certain reason? So by the logic in this thread you have to wait until a woman is somewhere that she has no place being to hit on her.
So the men's locker room?
No way. When I am in the men's locker room I have a clear purpose
Wait.... women don't belong in the men's locker room? Really?
HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!1 -
sharifsahmed wrote: »Just don't. The gym is a place to focus and work hard, there's plenty of other places to approach girls.
Where would you suggest to approach a woman?
Where would YOU suggest to approach a woman?
Anywhere, as long as you do it in the right way!!
Isn't a woman (or man for that matter) always at a place for a certain reason? So by the logic in this thread you have to wait until a woman is somewhere that she has no place being to hit on her.
So the men's locker room?
Cee, stop spreading these heinous lies! Women are ALWAYS welcome in the men's locker room.0 -
a woman can walk into a mens locker room and nobody would probably care.
a guy would walk into a ladies locker room and the place would go ultrasonic.
Pffft..... and women want equal rights?1 -
Motorsheen wrote: »a woman can walk into a mens locker room and nobody would probably care.
a guy would walk into a ladies locker room and the place would go ultrasonic.
Pffft..... and women want equal rights?
This is true.
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Here is what you don't do. You do not stand behind a woman while she is squatting, so you can fist bump her cuz "150lbs is heavy for a girl" and then get all butthurt when she tells you that 150lbs is only 50% of her max and she actually lifts more than you. That is what you don't do.1
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Don't.1
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Here is what you don't do. You do not stand behind a woman while she is squatting, so you can fist bump her cuz "150lbs is heavy for a girl" and then get all butthurt when she tells you that 150lbs is only 50% of her max and she actually lifts more than you. That is what you don't do.
Every damn time.1 -
RachelElser wrote: »Don't.
It's difficult to take advice from a woman with 4 cats laying on her bed.3 -
sharifsahmed wrote: »Just don't. The gym is a place to focus and work hard, there's plenty of other places to approach girls.
Where would you suggest to approach a woman?
Mfp, of course!!1 -
kinetixtrainer2 wrote: »sharifsahmed wrote: »Just don't. The gym is a place to focus and work hard, there's plenty of other places to approach girls.
Where would you suggest to approach a woman?
Mfp, of course!!
... of course.0
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