What are some questions you SHOULDN'T ask on a first date?

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  • Avocado_Angel
    Avocado_Angel Posts: 2,362 Member
    Can I cheat on you ? Not right away of course but y'know once I get bored.
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    HER-So when can we set a date
    HIM- Date for what
    HER- Our wedding silly

    Back in 2006, here in Queens, I went on a date with a Nepali woman that I met on Craig's List. We had a lovely dinner and great conversation. She was a journalist and had been held hostage by rebels in the eastern mountains of Nepal and had many other interesting stories. We sat and talked for about two hours after the meal. She then asked me point blank if I would travel back to Nepal with her, meet her family, and marry. I gently explained to her that this is not the way things work here in the US, then dropped her home and never looked back! I hope she found what she was looking for...
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
    Does this look like the beginning stages of a melanoma?
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    Have you ever had a protein shake so good it gave you the sharts?
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,538 MFP Moderator
    Have you ever had a protein shake so good it gave you the sharts?

    or on MFP, ewwwwwww
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
    Can I use your Costco membership?
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
    Can i use your atm card?
  • michael1976_ca
    michael1976_ca Posts: 3,488 Member
    you be the judge am i bigger then your ex
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
    Can you hide these drugs for me? I'm not going back to jail
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
    Are you on dope or dog food?
  • kam26001
    kam26001 Posts: 2,799 Member
    Is that smell coming from me or the deviled eggs?
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    Would you be willing to smuggle a couple plastic bags across the border for me?
  • CaptainFantastic01
    CaptainFantastic01 Posts: 9,551 Member
    Wanna go back to my place and smash?eiq91p44taoj.jpeg
  • Shredder583
    Shredder583 Posts: 180 Member
    How often do you have an enema?
  • WillingtoLose1001984
    WillingtoLose1001984 Posts: 241 Member
    Fire away! What are they?

    There's not much I wouldn't talk about (or do) on a first date. I like to get things on the table.