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Dad Jokes

cfgreear
cfgreear Posts: 189 Member
edited November 2024 in Fun and Games
I would tell you a joke about pizza.....but it would be cheesy! ;)

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  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    edited March 2018
    What did Tennessee? I don't know Alaska!
    Could've been what Arkansas!

    What did Delaware? A New Jersey!

    What is the happiest state? Maryland!
  • Healthyhunny231567
    Healthyhunny231567 Posts: 2,036 Member
    This is my mom joke to my kids...

    Knock knock
    Who's there?
    Olive
    Olive who?
    Olive you sillyyyy <3

    My kids love it...they are easily impressed by me :D
  • cfgreear
    cfgreear Posts: 189 Member
    Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

    Because they taste funny!
  • Zoom_over
    Zoom_over Posts: 11 Member
    Q:which side of a fish has more scales? A:the outside, of course.
  • cfgreear
    cfgreear Posts: 189 Member
    haha, gotta love the puns :)

    Whats a ducks favorite snack? Quackers!
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    cfgreear wrote: »
    haha, gotta love the puns :)

    Whats a ducks favorite snack? Quackers!

    I find cow puns udderly ridiculous
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    Wanna hear a camping story? Gotta worn ya its "in tents"!
  • cfgreear
    cfgreear Posts: 189 Member
    Why did the bird get in trouble? Fowl language!
  • cwolfman13
    cwolfman13 Posts: 41,865 Member
    If you see a robbery at an Apple Store does that make you an iWitness?
  • activities1
    activities1 Posts: 3,475 Member
    Well why not Mom jokes?!

    What’s a pirates favorite letter in the alphabet?
    .....
    (In a pirate voice).. ahh you would think it’s the R(arrgh) but it’s actually the c (sea) or vice versa
  • hud54014
    hud54014 Posts: 3,777 Member
    The interrupting cow joke always gets my kids laughing, and I get to moo yell at them
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    Are you from Memphis? Cause you're the only 10 I see!
  • cfgreear
    cfgreear Posts: 189 Member
    Where do typists go for a drink? The spacebar!
  • YosemiteSlamAK
    YosemiteSlamAK Posts: 1,230 Member
    Why did the deer cross the road?
    To answer a Fawn call!
    The beaver bet a Buck he couldn't do it!
    For the Doe!
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