need help with finding "creative" food entries

kar328
kar328 Posts: 4,159 Member
edited November 2024 in Food and Nutrition
My dietitian is currently reading my food diary, since I needed some adult supervision with all my plateaus. She sends me a "good job" or similar comment each day. I'm happy for the help. She's a really fun person and we have a good time in my appointments. She's got a good sense of humor, so I was thinking she needed a break from my repetitive and sometimes boring foods. I prelog for the day and was thinking of making a day of the more "fun" entries I know are in the database here. I've read some in various threads over the years, like "the blood of my enemies" and would love some help in compiling a list I can use. If they include macros, all the better, since I do try and hit those :-)

All suggestions welcome, even the gross ones. Thanks!

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  • ajenks428
    ajenks428 Posts: 2 Member
    Bahaha, I'm working with a nutritionist right now. I may have to see if I can sneak one of these in. I'll be watching the responses.
  • CyberTone
    CyberTone Posts: 7,337 Member
    Everything but the kitchen sink
    Binge-a-thon, 1 mess, 600 calories

    Divorce Tears
    Heartbroken, 1 gallon, 0 calories

    Generic - Tear of My Enemies
    5 tears, 0 calories

    Generic - Unicorn Tears
    1 tear, 0 calories

    Splurge
    Generic, 1 something, 1000 calories

    Generic - Finger Nails
    1 finger, 0 calories
  • JetJaguar
    JetJaguar Posts: 801 Member
    There's an entry for human soul, though it's been changed since I updated it. There also used to be an entry for human flesh, though it seems to have been deleted. I updated that one too (used the data for pork), but when I posted about it, IIRC my post was flagged as offensive by somebody, so I guess that's why it's gone now.
  • CyberTone
    CyberTone Posts: 7,337 Member
    Generic - Dad's Bathtub Chili
    1 cup, 250 calories

    Disposable filter
    Tar Bar, 7 Cigarettes, 0 calories

    Harry Potter Cockroach Cluster
    Homemade, 1 piece, 68 calories
  • kar328
    kar328 Posts: 4,159 Member
    Thanks. I found a bunch too. I like "F My Life, A Bunch of Crap" and "blood of the innocent human, 4 pints, 340cals"
  • Sp1tfire
    Sp1tfire Posts: 1,120 Member
    I second using the tears of my enemies
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