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I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.9
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What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.5
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You're right. There are no more cookies left.1
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The word Diputseromneve may look ridiculous but backwards it’s even more stupid.4
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I lost my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.5
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Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.3
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Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.2
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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don't know, don't care.4
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I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.2
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What blood type do pessimists have...B negative.1
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want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? never mind its tear-able.2
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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.1 -
gophermatt wrote: »What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
That’s udderly ridiculous!4 -
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.3
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I have a joke about steak but it's never well done...2
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I lost my voice today.
I can't tell you how annoying it is.2
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