Corniest Jokes/Puns

sarahbums

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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

ak61mike

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.

huntersvonnegut

What’s brown and sounds like a bell? Dung.

kam26001

You're right. There are no more cookies left.

DaylightDuchess

_barefoot_ wrote: »

I got a good one but it's to dirty

Clean it, 1st! :laugh:

huntersvonnegut

The word Diputseromneve may look ridiculous but backwards it’s even more stupid.

princess7955

I lost my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it.

huntersvonnegut

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

huntersvonnegut

Why don't oysters give to charity? Because they're shellfish.

huntersvonnegut

huntersvonnegut

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Don't know, don't care.

ilovefood87

I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Dragonfly771

What blood type do pessimists have...B negative.

whhuynh90

want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? never mind its tear-able.

gophermatt

What do you call a cow with no legs?


Ground beef.

huntersvonnegut

gophermatt wrote: »

What do you call a cow with no legs?


Ground beef.

That’s udderly ridiculous!

tinuz

princess7955

A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

cowbellsandcoffee

I have a joke about steak but it's never well done...

cee134

sarahbums wrote: »

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Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana

Ok, you asked for it.

cee134

I lost my voice today.
I can't tell you how annoying it is.

cee134

Did you hear about the Germans who got food poisoning?
It was the wurst.

cee134

I don't trust people that can't sit or stand.
They're always lying.

kroe4

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the Ocean?

Bob.

cee134

Today, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears.
11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.

go_cubs

Can I get a picture, so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?


Can I?

huntersvonnegut

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

huntersvonnegut

If a red head goes crazy is it called ginger snaps?

huntersvonnegut

A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair.

cee134

What do the Romans use to cut their pizza?
lil Ceasers

tinuz

cowbellsandcoffee wrote: »

I have a joke about steak but it's never well done...

a good joke about a steak is very rare

*badumtssss*