the PEN IS mightier, but I need help

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  • LiftAllThePizzas
    LiftAllThePizzas Posts: 17,857 Member
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    Gussy it up however you want, what matters is, does it work?

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80693916/
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
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    The PEN IS. haha
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Gussy it up however you want, what matters is, does it work?

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80693916/

    Buck futter. :smile:

    Ya know, the more I look at that pic, she's showing an awful lot of boob there. You might want to take her out. And I don't mean on a date. KnowhatI'msayin'? It's always the girl. Men think with their dumb stick, it's expected.




























    Disclaimer: Not serious. Chill. :flowerforyou:
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    I'm just jealous you have a girlfriend
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
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    cuckold him life will be better
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,198 Member
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    So awesome! :drinker:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Wow, way to be supportive, people! This girl needs serious help, and you're letting her down, maaaaan! :sad:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    cuckold him life will be better

    I had to look that up. Not what I thought it would be. :huh:
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    Yes, I may be typing this on a keyboard, but the PEN IS mightier than the sword. Therefore, I am trying to write out my thoughts so I can figure out some things.

    I’ve only been in 2 real relationships in my life. This isn’t saying that I’ve only been with 2 guys, cause that would just be sad. However, sometimes I wonder if I’m missing out on things.

    Guy #1 – let’s call him Mr Duplicity. Dated him all 4 years of college, and he said he’d hold me until he died, gave me a promise ring, yadda yadda yadda. Well, he made a huge mess when he left me for basically an older version of me (albeit not perverted like me) who happened to be an excellent mother. I was bitter, and some days still am… it’s hard not to have angst against a guy who stays with you that long and just leaves at the drop of a hat and still refuses to talk to you. His loss, but 4 years of my life were spent with that spineless moron.

    OK, so I figured now I’d enjoy my single life, For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge more than anything else. I wanted to be free to do who I wanted, when I wanted and where I wanted. Then less than six months later I met Guy #2 – let’s call him Tinkerbell.

    I should have known from the start Tinkerbell was different. I mean, the first night I met him he was singing the Reba McEntire/Linda Davis duet “Does He Love You” with another guy. But, something about him just drew me to him. Call it pheromonal lust. I knew from the start he was different than any other guy, he’d never been married before, plus he was significantly older than me which hopefully meant more grown up. We didn’t have a lot in common either. He didn’t like sports, preferred romantic movies, and has an over meticulous sense of making sure his clothes were neat, pressed, matched, etc.

    Tinkerbell and I have stayed together and been married for almost 13 years now. But something feels off… and I can’t put my finger on it. We never go out on the same night unless my parents are in town to watch the kids, and when we go out alone I hear all kinds of stories about him. There was even a rumor that he was screwing another guy in town and the only reason that he was married to me was to “cover it up”. But then, on the other hand, he and I share the same girlfriend. If I’m not out with her, he’s out with her. And they even got into an argument over where her yellow underwear disappeared to (it was later blamed on her cat)

    The big question with Tinkerbell came this weekend. I woke up Saturday morning to a photo post on Facebook tagging both me and him by another guy that said “he still has his clothes on”… I had NO IDEA what to think of that. I mean, why is another guy making a hint about my guy having his clothes ON?!?!? Well, later I came across the photo below. I mean, Tinkerbell is an Adonis and all, and both men and women swoon over him, but I have no idea what to think of this. Who is this guy behind him? Why does this woman look ill? I’m shocked, appalled, confused, and most of all feeling lost.

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    What should I do? Should I confront Tinkerbell? Do I need to ask him if there’s something he’s not telling me?

    Oh, and I’m going on vacation for a week after I post this, so I won’t be able to reply… C U Next Tuesday!

    Is he pointing to where his nipple used to be?
  • HealthyBy_42
    HealthyBy_42 Posts: 11
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    I might be wrong but it looks like all 3 pointing fingers are at tattoos (????) Hard to tell with that hairy chest LOL
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    I might be wrong but it looks like all 3 pointing fingers are at tattoos (????) Hard to tell with that hairy chest LOL

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  • HiKaren
    HiKaren Posts: 1,306 Member
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    PEN IS PEN IS PEN IS Mightier. :laugh:
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
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    Ooooooh! I don't know why it took me so long to get this! Must be the lack of sleep. Obviously Tinkerbell farted, and everyone is pointing at him, including Tinkerbell, who is man enough to own up to it. That would account for the look on the woman's face. Yep! I'm a regular Sherlock!

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  • jetlag
    jetlag Posts: 800 Member
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    Is it sad that, after all of that, I'm MOST curious about the yellow underwear and the cat....

    Somewhere, there's a happy cat in a yellow hammock.
  • pawnstarNate
    pawnstarNate Posts: 1,728 Member
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