Introduce yourself

evancrook1

Hey everyone.

I’m looking for friends.

Desperate

4legsRbetterthan2

Welcome,

You should check out these threads which ended up gaining alot of traction.

http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10176797/comment-here-if-you-want-more-friends#latest
http://community.myfitnesspal.com/en/discussion/10324944/hi-looking-for-friends-motivation#latest

best wishes~

km8907

Welcome. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Cthulhu?

BrokenFather

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

My name is Becky and I’m an alcoholic

My name is Josh and I wish I was an alcoholic

PAFC84

My name is Peter and in 20 seconds from now, it will be 20 seconds since I last drunk Becky's wine..

81Katz

'the' Josh?
You ever heard of a gal named Shirley?

PAFC84

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

PAFC84 wrote: »

My name is Peter and in 20 seconds from now, it will be 20 seconds since I last drunk Becky's wine..

Hands off my hooch

Fine but you're not getting your wine back.....

BrokenFather

Yes I have. I don’t think that’s her real name but she’ll always be Shirley to me. Unless she finally tells me her real name.

SwannySez

km8907 wrote: »

Welcome. Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Cthulhu?

WHY? WHY WOULD YOU NOT INCLUDE A GIF? WHYYYYY?

SwannySez

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

My name is Becky and I’m an alcoholic

Hi Becky.

SwannySez

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

PAFC84 wrote: »

My name is Peter and in 20 seconds from now, it will be 20 seconds since I last drunk Becky's wine..

Hands off my hooch

I thought he was going for the wine, damn.

BrokenFather

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

BrokenFather wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

My name is Becky and I’m an alcoholic

My name is Josh and I wish I was an alcoholic

Yeah but this beer belly

See cruel cruel fate gave me the belly without the beer

PAFC84

Who keeps wooing everyone's posts?

BrokenFather

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

BrokenFather wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

BrokenFather wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

My name is Becky and I’m an alcoholic

My name is Josh and I wish I was an alcoholic

Yeah but this beer belly

See cruel cruel fate gave me the belly without the beer

Yeah me too. I didn’t go to college long enough to learn how to acquire the taste of beer. I’m not really an alcoholic either. In fact, I don’t drink really at all. But it sounded better than “my name is Becky and I can’t stop crushing up these ambien and snorting them.”

Does ambien turn you racist like Rosanne?

PAFC84

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

BrokenFather wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

BrokenFather wrote: »

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

My name is Becky and I’m an alcoholic

My name is Josh and I wish I was an alcoholic

Yeah but this beer belly

See cruel cruel fate gave me the belly without the beer

Yeah me too. I didn’t go to college long enough to learn how to acquire the taste of beer. I’m not really an alcoholic either. In fact, I don’t drink really at all. But it sounded better than “my name is Becky and I can’t stop crushing up these ambien and snorting them.”

SabotageinStilettos wrote: »

PAFC84 wrote: »

Who keeps wooing everyone's posts?

Just some moron trying to get a reaction

Good job I didn't fall into that trap then...