oh yeah well if a duck and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
oh yeah well if a duck and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half how long does it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick all the seeds out of a dill pickle?
I have it on good authority that pickles aren’t allowed here
"...and as I watched the cannibals eat one of their own,
I said a silent prayer, that he would choke them on his way down"
Pretty much everything you post makes me feel like I’m having that dream where I’m blending in like a perfect wallflower one second, then the next everyone is studying me and waiting for my answer to the professor but I missed the question because I’m trying to figure out how to get my clothes down from the ceiling and let’s face it, I don’t know the answer anyway because it’s the end of the semester and I only just now found the classroom dammit
"...and as I watched the cannibals eat one of their own,
I said a silent prayer, that he would choke them on his way down"
Pretty much everything you post makes me feel like I’m having that dream where I’m blending in like a perfect wallflower one second, then the next everyone is studying me and waiting for my answer to the professor but I missed the question because I’m trying to figure out how to get my clothes down from the ceiling and let’s face it, I don’t know the answer anyway because it’s the end of the semester and I only just now found the classroom dammit
"...and as I watched the cannibals eat one of their own,
I said a silent prayer, that he would choke them on his way down"
Pretty much everything you post makes me feel like I’m having that dream where I’m blending in like a perfect wallflower one second, then the next everyone is studying me and waiting for my answer to the professor but I missed the question because I’m trying to figure out how to get my clothes down from the ceiling and let’s face it, I don’t know the answer anyway because it’s the end of the semester and I only just now found the classroom dammit
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Another repeat
So much stuff makes sense now
Why do you come online and act like you never seen a female before. Your thirst level is concerning.
I would’ve gone with ‘Mr. Pinkpants’ myself
Why does his thirst concern you?